Senior National Lead of
@Heart_Liive
♥️ content creator, bookworm, wife & mama. Probably marathon training. Views are my own. business: haylinictv
@gmail
.com
WE GO AGAIN Y’ALL
🏃🏼♀️ I’m running the California International Marathon on December 8th!!!
I’ve got big goals now that I know what I’m capable of. Follow my training here! 🧵
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
I’m giving away an i7-8700k, AKA the best desktop gaming CPU Intel has released to date. RT and follow me &
@IntelGaming
to enter. Winner picked Dec 15th. Good luck! :D
#IntelPartner
Me: *shows off adorable human I grew and birthed*
Internet: “YEAH BUT A MAN DID HALF THE WORK”
Holy shit people. I’m aware of how I got pregnant. Can I not brag about how cute my kid is and the fact that I made her without hearing “but men?”
*ding dong*
“Who could be here I have no pants on what do I do”
*answers fedex man without pants*
WORTH 😍 Thank you SO MUCH
@Razer
! The new Mercury line is stunning, so excited to update mine 💚💚💚
my husband just came up to me and grabbed my ass and said “hubba hubba” so naturally my 3-year-old also came up to me and grabbed my ass and said “hubba hubba”
If your pregnant wife throws a cardboard box at you after she’s had dinner waiting for an hour because you won’t stop playing video games, your first instinct shouldn’t be to beat the shit out of her in front of your kid.
What the FUCK is wrong with people?
The dam is finally breaking. See all these women coming forward and naming their predators? Predators who are your friends, those you look up to, etc?
Imagine all the victims who are still silent.
Welcome to the reality of being a woman.
how the fuck are you going to say women should be forced into pregnancy but then turn your idiot head around and cry about yOuR bOdY yOuR RiGhTs when it comes to getting vaccinated or wearing a fucking mask???
i’m going to bed.
this was the most wild customer service experience i’ve ever had lol wtf
@UberEats
…?
tried ordering pizza and ice cream last night and both orders got delivered to the wrong house.
customer service said it was my fault and then closed the conversation LMAO
Thank you guys all for the kind words. This shit doesn’t feel real. I have never loved something so intensely and so quickly before.
Hazel has the sweetest, softest personality so far. I can’t believe she’s ours.
The amount of people trying to say my and Rick’s reactions were fake HAHAHA
Should I post all the videos I have of me recording 10+ cycles of negative tests with me heartbroken?
Some people really just wanna be miserable huh 🥴
my husband informed our 3-year-old that we won’t be going to her friend’s house until around noon today.
my 3-year-old advised him that she is no longer speaking to him and “will never be happy again.”
34 weeks pregnant! Here’s an update:
-breathing is fucking hard
-regularly searching Rick’s wardrobe for clothes that fit
-47 pillows are needed to sleep
-haven’t seen my vagina in months
-I waddle like a duck but prob not as cute
My shoes still fit though 🤷🏻♀️
Rick and his dad put up a wire around our yard yesterday. He touched it and said the current felt really mild and likely wouldn’t stop Valla from jumping out.
Turns out, his shoes were insulated. So he took them off and tried again, and... 😂
So stoked to announce my partnership with
@CORSAIR
and
@elgatogaming
!!!
I’ve used Elgato products for years, and they’re 100% the highest quality you can find in the streaming game. See for yourself!
So excited to join the family 🤍
#ElgatoPartner