-My daughter: We are being watched.
-Me: Nahhhh.
So she laughed
And i laughed
And Alexa laughed
And Siri laughed
And the robot vacuum cleaner laughed...
If she says "I have a question but don't lie", just know that she already has eight photos, three witnesses, a voice message and eighty six screenshots.
Strange how easily someone can 'slide' into your life, be a part of it for days, weeks or months, then go back to be perfect strangers.
- And life goes on...
If i post a joke and you don't think it's funny, i'll just assume you're not smart enough to get the genius in me.
Then i'll laugh at my funny joke. Alone with my genius.
-Brain: Too expensive, you'll never wear it. Don't buy this dress.
-Heart: But what are you going to wear if someone takes you to a ball in their castle in France?
Welcome to your 40's. Squinting's not helping anymore. Now you have to take pics of the products you want to buy, then enlarge them to read their composition.