ratti hex
@HattiRex
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most of my friends have stopped using this site and i get it because of everything happening on here but they're missing out on the first transgender orangutan
if i was an orangutan id be the first female orangutan to grow flanges and everyone would be like "omg what is this scientific breakthrough?" and then id speak in perfect english "hello i am a transgender orangutan. i have come to spread peace and love" and id have a million fans
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RT @Fredward3948576: I'm very easy to trick, I am doomed to an eternity of looking over there
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RT @heythatsmeash: Sucks that stopping most of my bad behaviors actually makes me feel better. I liked doing those
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RT @FINALLEVEL: ICE COLD FACT š Have you noticed the LESS your phone rings or the fewer Texts you getā¦.. The more Peaceful your day is..
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are u going w me to the end into the very fires of mordor or not bro
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RT @mooncatvivi: love when ppl are like ādo you wanna come with meā Um YES memememememe take me with you i love being included im cominggggā¦
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sorry im late i forgot to give myself 5 booms in the mirror before leaving so had to go back
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RT @mertonesque: bro last night was a movie but you were depicted as a CGI monkey for some reason
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I feel like this about myself
all my friends fell victim to 9-5... i will never forgive any of u for not being able to go to a cafe with me on a monday at 12:08 pm
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RT @gorgeousbrains: sorry i looked at your instagram story 11 seconds after you posted it but you have to understand i havenāt put my phoneā¦
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RT @Fredward3948576: [looking for a reason to text] these saltines expire a couple days after their birthday, could be of interest
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