Calm down little child, for struggle is useless. Slowly, yet surely, your time will come to rest. Fight as you can, you cannot rewrite fate. And the last thing you see won't even be a friendly face.
//I was gonna make a tweet that I wanted to make she/they hat kid canon to this account but I was worried about people not liking it
but then I remembered that most people refer to hat kid as ‘they’ anyways so-
She/they Hat Kid🎉
//oh right just putting this out here
Don’t expect any code/meta fuckery to work on Hat Kid purely because I really do not fw the idea of “ PARODY TWITTER IS CODE/FAKE CANONICALLY “
It just seems really unfun to me lol
Man… what a BUNCH OF PECKNECKS.
…And COWARDS too.
They have to lure people with a bunch of dumb manipulative stuff to actually make anyone visit their dumb mountain…
At least the other evil fakers go out and actually chase people…
//hey im going to put this out here now
I do not care if it’s Hat Kid or Hat Adult if i catch you interacting with anything slightly suggestive or simp for either
instant block
//one of the reasons I’m never joining a tournament is because I know for a fact I would not being able to deal with unfunny people doing the “ FRAUD!!! “ stuff
You think saving the entire world and stuff would get people to at least be KIND OF nicer to you, but from my own experiences, I can confirm that it DEFINITELY does not-
//btw ghost hat kid WILL NOT be the same as normal Hat Kid
She is going to be at least somewhat of an asshole
Because yknow, coming back as a vengeful and anger filled spirit kind of does that to you
3. You ruined your own life. Dont blame others for YOUR mistakes.
4. You say lies but we all know they the only liar here is you.
5. Nigga if someone taunts you then ignore it. Why do you even stay????
6. Nobody is apologizing for something they didn’t do shit face.
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