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@HassayJohn
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'don't push me cause i'm close the greggs...'
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@HassayJohn
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i think we all should be allowed to decide when we've had enough.
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@HassayJohn
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excellent from @RoryStewartUK
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"People are REVELING in us against them" This is a snippet from a talk @RoryStewartUK did the other day at Yale. Just at the end he had this sudden burst of energy when asked about UK politics. I find he's in his most powerful element when advocating for the centre ground!
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@HassayJohn
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how the fuck can angela rayner still be on the front page after wragg gave away confidential details to sleaze grifter and menzies raiding party funds to pay for cocaine and rent boys?
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@HassayJohn
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did a few videos for these nutters. i think this was the best of them. we shot it on video then printed out each frame on a photocopier. then photographed each print and sequenced it into a film. IMMENSE amount of work for a £10k budget. enjoy:
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British band "The Cribs" pose for photographs backstage at the O2 Wireless Festival in Hyde Park, London (2007)
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@HassayJohn
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exciting times at our local asda. shout out to all the berks who voted for this.
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👑 The King has rejected the idea of a cut-price coronation. The event will be a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle of “glorious” pomp and pageantry after Buckingham Palace
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@HassayJohn
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@boxstory_rkm very sad.
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@HassayJohn
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@MarkOgden_ a cheque to clear.
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@HassayJohn
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1 year
monkfish saltimbocca 😋
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@HassayJohn
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1 year
@EndWokeness mate i live in a city and i walk everywhere or use public transport. would like to see all cars banned from london. air quality more important than your 'anti-woke' nonsense. stop being such a spoiled child.
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@HassayJohn
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3 years
hello @metpoliceuk i'd like to report a hate crime.
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@HassayJohn
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3 years
two years ago celtic told rod stewart to fuck off for being a tory #BHOYS
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@HassayJohn
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3 years
five years ago we were delivering a video for total ledge @roisinmurphy 💘
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@HassayJohn
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1 year
don't know who shared this brilliant weatherall interview yesterday but very much recommend reading it. read it again even if it's familiar to it because you can almost feel the great man talking to you again.
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@HassayJohn
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@mrjamesob i went to a protestant establishment boarding school. in a whatsapp group of 40 38 had irish passports & would prefer to be in united ireland trading with EU than remain in the union. the DUP are grifters. that's it. they just want to bleed the country to sustain their lifestyles
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@HassayJohn
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took me nearly five and a half decades but the penny has finally dropped regarding beans. they’re so good.
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@HassayJohn
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I put this reminder in my diary 365 days ago. never thought I’d be off the sauce and yet here we are. If anyone ever interested in packing it in my DMs are always open 🫖💪
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@HassayJohn
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big plate tonight. did an hour aqua aerobics and 10k in the heat, brill fillets with razor clams in a chorizo bisque sauce.
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@HassayJohn
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@campbellclaret @BBCNews @GaryLineker lineker was encouraged to talk about the appalling social situation in qatar but has to keep schtum about tory britain?
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@HassayJohn
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@Haggis_UK would that laura was so meticulous in scrutinising the tories for russian donations over the past two decades.
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@HassayJohn
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2 years
'hand up if you're a racist'
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@HassayJohn
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@francis_scarr might as well just roll straight into their funerals.
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@HassayJohn
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the spice must flow.
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@HassayJohn
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9 months
a year ago i absolutely nailed the croque monsieur with the gruyere whipped into the bechamel, a slick of dijon mustard under the jambon blanc. i still think about it.
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@HassayJohn
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1 year
pork chops in cider miso cream sauce with champ and black cabbage ✌️☘️😎
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@HassayJohn
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3 years
celtic's manager Ange Postecoglou here. 'by immigrants, for immigrants' ☘️ #BHOYS
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@HassayJohn
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3 years
this is excellent FYI Man City and Newcastle
@dw_sports
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😬 Bayern Munich's AGM decends into chaos...
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@HassayJohn
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1 year
someone posting this queue for burning man. I just could not be arsed with this.
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@HassayJohn
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@peterwalker99 how do they simply 'move to barcelona' with no freedom of movement?
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@HassayJohn
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2 years
reverse sear FTW
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@HassayJohn
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and under investigation by the met for receiving 7 figure donations in carrier bags from foreign agents.
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Amazing to see King Charles shaking everyone’s hand outside Buckingham Palace. Moving. Unifying
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@HassayJohn
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pappardelle with beef shin ragu
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@HassayJohn
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6 months
as potent a juxtaposition of victory against the despair of defeat as you are likely to see.
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#Nunez & #Szoboszlai vaulting on to the pitch the mad (injured) bxxxards 🫀 #LFC
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@HassayJohn
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2 years
butterfly leg of tandoori lamb 💪🔥
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@HassayJohn
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me. i've seen the main one getting rattled on pornhub - does that count?
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@HassayJohn
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1 year
corner taken quickly ORIGI!
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@HassayJohn
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2 years
fucking hell. england is so weird.
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New Fast Show sketch looks lit.
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@HassayJohn
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six years ago today I was shooting @CherylOfficial and she is lovely.
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@HassayJohn
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my eldest has a day off and i am delighted to report he is reading 'hitchhikers' and i can here his giggling echoing down the the stairs.
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@HassayJohn
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in february the doc weighed me in at 89kg. today i hit 75kg seven months after i stopped drinking. it's been quite the journey.
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@HassayJohn
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@PippaCrerar by 'not entirely fair' do you mean a lie, pippa? would be really heartening to see UK journalists learn from how trump was enabled and i say this to you as one of my absolute favourites. love your writing but why does de pfeffel not get called out on often repeated untruths?
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@HassayJohn
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the lamb went well 😋
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@JonnyH3232 how did cody gakpo not get a penalty for an obvious first half trip? dry your eyes, johnny. you've already cashed in all your LFC related luck this season after white heart lane away.
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@PippaCrerar @CharlotteIvers she's been part of a govt for 12 years. how can she possibly be taking on the establishment? this nonsense has to stop.
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@HassayJohn
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@IanDunt @t0nyyates i mute or block all blue ticks. no quarter asked or given.
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@HassayJohn
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@danbloom1 ha ha ha. frosty changes side quicker than i can type 'massive wanker'
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@HassayJohn
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you really need to watch this in super slow motion. mo on a different plane #LFC
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@HassayJohn
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it would have been keith floyd's 70th today. my first culinary hero. enjoy his first series 'floyd on france' on the iplayer
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@HassayJohn
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1 year
pollo spago - deboned a chicken and stuffed it with mascarpone, garlic and coriander then fried it whole in olive oil. served with crispy potatoes and a salad of baked beetroot with its raw leaves and stems in a balsamic dressing. knockout.
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@Riisteri @jayhancock1 good job, america.
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@HassayJohn
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sliced up nice 😋 #porchetta
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@HassayJohn
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@weirdlilguys my lovely horse at it too 🥩
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@HassayJohn
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reverse seared sirloin resting before carving.
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@HassayJohn
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5 months
did wonton soup last night. may have eaten my own weight in dumplings. pressure cooker broth made from 1kg of roasted chicken wings given 2 hours at low pressure. chilli oil to finish.
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@HassayJohn
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black pudding, haggis, fruit pudding, black cabbage, mash, neeps 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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@HassayJohn
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it was very hard not to have a glass of Malbec with our steaks tonight 😿😿😿
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@HassayJohn
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gratified to discover the rishi sunak is an anagram of HI RISK ANUS
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@HassayJohn
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guys thanks for all checking in it’s really appreciated. operation went well. bit sore, bit crusty - I’m a bit of a bleeder these days - but it’s done and I’m starting into rehab immediately 🦾💪
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under the knife today. not looking forward to it but could be worse.
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@HassayJohn
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hard to beat a bit of roast beef lads 😋
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immensely satisfying.
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@HassayJohn
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@RAMansour what is this to do with a campaign to take away a human right to self determination for women?
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@HassayJohn
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as i couldn't have loved andrew weatherall any more... he hated kelvin mckenzie too. this is a great read about an inspirational human and an all round good egg.
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time to get rid
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@HassayJohn
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eased the pain of existence with an epic steak bagel. dipped in yesterday’s gravy and rendered fat with a slick of dijon and horseradish. crispy unbind of fat for crunch and flavour with gherkins and shallots on a toasted sesame seed bagel. massive win 🏆
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@HassayJohn
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excellent fry up for the purist with none of the filthy cultural contamination of baked beans nor the total nonsense of hash browns.
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Who needs hotels when the classic Irish B&B experience is so much nicer.
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@HassayJohn
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oh man lunch at St John was so good. I had pig tongue salad to start, deep fried tripe for main, buttermilk panacotta with fresh baked madeleines for dessert. 🎯
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@HassayJohn
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leftover sirloin going into an epic daddwich later 💪
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@HassayJohn
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@Telegraph ha ha ha. after 12 years of the conservative party fouling the bed, removing freedom of movement, the chance to own a house, a chance to earn a living wage, a chance to have clean air, rivers, sea, now, NOW you wonder as to why no one likes you? you've ruined everything.
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on the mend ladz
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@HassayJohn
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rubbed a nice chook in curry paste and roasted making a sauce with roasting juice and reduced coconut milk. just finishing some veg to go with.
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@HassayJohn
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@campbellclaret why is the BBC telling us that it's exceptional circumstances? water companies taking £14bn while telling us to turn the taps off for the summer and that they need more money to fix the pipes. this is organised crime not a utility.
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@HassayJohn
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my friend paul died on the night of my birthday two weeks ago. i hadn't seen him for 20 years but when we first met we were inseparable from the first moment. he was a troubled soul in later years and we'd lost contact but it's finally hitting home here how sad this all is.
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crab, cream, vodka, tomato linguine with garlic breadcrumbs 🦀😋
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le crunch bunch - armour played carapace of crackling. fridge dried FTW then rubbed with pounded salt and fennel seed before going in the oven, big final 30 mins at 250c with half a bottle of Breton cider reducing around it for some stellar gravy,
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turned out nice again 🐷
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@Ars_Oscar @Lacazest Alison would have caught it
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THIS is how to deal with hostile questioning. the BBC do NOT do intros like this for people spouting the govt line. not cool.
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me.
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@HassayJohn
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@IbkSports get a grip. my favourite player and always top of our Christmas tree. a legend. an immortal. starts in my all time XI.
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@HassayJohn
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shout out to @nike for really winding up the gammons. for the record: it looks great.
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I married this total babe 11 years ago today ❤️
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ex-dairy sirloin from @MeatMattersltd today 👌
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@HassayJohn
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@GMB ha ha ha 😁
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@HassayJohn
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THIS is how you do carbonara 🇮🇹
@andina
Andina - andina.bsky.social
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La gente: me encantaría ser una modelo de Victoria’s Secret Yo:
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under the knife today. not looking forward to it but could be worse.
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@MarinaHyde he'd miss.
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@HassayJohn
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hold tight Hackney 🔥
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scoring my rack of pork for deep crack long joy
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Luis Diaz with The winner lads ❤️ #ARSLIV
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@itvnews 'don't tell them your name, pike.'
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@HassayJohn
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mucking FASSIVE leg of lamb. from the meat merchant in Ireland ☘️
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@HassayJohn
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two years ago I had a fall and shattered my proximal humerus. a life changing injury but in the best possible sense: i finally accepted that I’m not immortal. that it’s time to invest in my health and the future. a key catalyst for giving up drinking and making me a better dad ❤️
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bananas again. we buy LOADS of bananas and i never find any fucking cocaine in ours.
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£186m worth of coke hidden in shipment of bananas
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gnocchi in iow tomatoes cooked down in rendered bacon fat with splash of passata, red wine vinegar, garlic. served with lardons, parmesan and a green salad.
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the sugar pit bacon chops from @MeatMerchantMoi and the mighty @MeatPeter rocked the bells. served with champ and cabbage 💚❤️
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@HassayJohn
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@zillowgonewild i see your indoor pool and raise you this pirate fantasy.
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pressure cooker pot roast poulet des landes fermier stuffed with leftover haggis and black pudding. resting before butter roasting tonight. mash and broccoli on the side. gonna open a Margaux 🙌
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@HassayJohn
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it’s fair to say that this record changed my life: Norman didn’t like the video for ‘Rockafeller Skank’ so I got wheeled in to up our game. mission accomplished and a LOT of fun along the way. @FatboySlim I salute you ❤️❤️❤️
@DJmag
DJ Mag
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Fatboy Slim’s ‘You've Come a Long Way, Baby’ turns 25 today 🎉 Here, @FatboySlim looks back on its creation
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