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Who would you rather have
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This is why your mother isn't president
Spinach pancakes for
#NationalPancakeDay
(we won't eat them all tonight although Charlotte would if we let her)!
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I will be teaching an Arborist class as Auburn next semester
Urban Meyer’s next job? He’s teaching a character & leadership class at Ohio State. Really.
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Ohio State fans 2016: CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP DOESNT MATTER WE ONLY HAVE 1 LOSS
Ohio State fans 2017: OH MY GOD IF WE WIN THE CONFERENCE WE SHOULD GO OVER 1 LOSS ALABAMA BECAUSE CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP MATTERS
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Texas A&M officials seeing fans rush the field when they had almost saved up enough money to buy out Jimbo
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Does anyone know what state and city the transfer portal is located in? Also does it have trees around it?
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Auburn... beat Georgia this week and I’ll pay the $800,000 that I owe
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Trump has gotten more fat women to walk in one day than Michelle Obama did in 8 years
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Remember when Florida put a linebacker on Kenyan Drake
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Giving Caitlyn Jenner a courage award is like giving me a botany award.
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What’s the big deal? Bud Light has been making gay cans for years
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Never forget that Joe Biden had Alabama losing in the first round
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Georgia fans in 50 years forcing their grandkids to support a team that constantly chokes and hasn’t won anything relevant since 1980
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All A&M fans, quote this tweet with a picture and location of your favorite on-campus tree
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Never forget that Alabama killed Florida States program
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Alabama won
Auburn lost
Ohio State lost
You can't ask for a better Saturday
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The trees Auburn fans are rolling are the original ones.
LOL APRIL FOOLS
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HOW MANY POINTS DID OHIO STATE SCORE AGAINST CLEMSON AGAIN??
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Leave me alone
Harvey Updyke, the Alabama football fan who admitted poisoning the iconic trees at Auburn University’s Toomer’s Corner in 2011, failed to appear in court today.
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What time do y'all play Monday
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Alabama lost to this team by 5 points.
Alanama is ranked 13th
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Katie Britt if there was an award for the fakest voice
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Clemson fans are so upset that South Carolina fans are pulling for Alabama. Would you rather them pull for their biggest rival?? Dumbasses.
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If Ohio State is the 2nd best team in the country then Tua will be sitting on the bench in the 2nd half of the national title.
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As some of you already know, the real Harvey Updyke passed away today. Pray for his family during this time. This account will be changing to a new name ASAP.
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Me: Nobody will ever find out I was the one that poisoned the trees
Also me: Call Finebaum and tell him you poisoned the trees
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Someone slip Gary Danielson a glass of shut the fuck up
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What state is Villanova in and what kind of trees reside there 👀
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Things I'm Thankful for:
Family
Friends
God
Saban
Jalen Hurts
16 champs
Tree poison
Saban
Jonathan Allen
Saban
Running plays
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Already holding up an L
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If anyone needs a place to quarantine near Athens, Georgia... UGAs trophy case has plenty of room.
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Am I really? “
@AuburnTigers
: Beginning Sat. at 8 AM CT,
#Auburn
will plant two new oaks at Toomer's Corner. You're invited."
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Yet Alabama, UGA, and FSU have had zero NCAA sanctions this decade... you know who has tho? OHIO STATE
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If you are an Alabama fan and pull for Auburn in anything then YOU ARENT AN ALABAMA FAN.
There’s no exceptions.
Auburn should lose in Football, basketball, baseball, tennis, swimming, softball, equestrian, lacrosse, soccer, badminton, ping pong, NCAA 14, laser tag, Botany....
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I love how Tua only played so good last night because it was against a “big 12 defense”
Isn’t that what Kyler had faced all year??? Put him in the SEC and he goes 19/37 consistently. He’s still a great player but Tua deserved the heisman.
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Alabama fans on the morning of January 9th vs the morning of January 10th
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Trees
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Death will come to Oklahoma December 29th at the orange bowl.
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GIVE ALABAMA A NIGHT GAME
GIVE ALABAMA A NIGHT GAME
GIVE ALABAMA A NIGHT GAME
GIVE ALABAMA A NIGHT GAME
GIVE ALABAMA A NIGHT GAME
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If Jalen Hurts is the starter Alabama going 15-0 remember this
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BREAKING: Georgia head football coach Kirby Smart has tested positive for the worst hair in sports
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SEC west standings
1. Alabama
2. ARKANSAS
3. LSU
4. Ole miss
5. Mississippi state
6. Texas AM
7. Auburn
Just like we all projected
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ISIS has a new leader. We know exactly who he is!
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But ESPN has SEC bias??? LOL
2 UGA @ 13 LSU was looked over for this garbage ass Big 10 game
You ready, Ann Arbor?
Next up, we're coming to your city for Wisconsin vs. Michigan!
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It’s never too late to remind Georgia fans they lead Alabama 118/120 minutes in 2 games and lost both of them.
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Remember when Leonard Fournette was drafted before Derrick Henry
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Auburn had a fence around the trees but oh well
For those that don’t think a wall (fence) works, why don’t they suggest taking down the fence around the White House? Foolish people!
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Oklahoma fans leaving the orange bowl after Tua puts up 49 points before halftime
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If trump doesn't say "Hillary, you're fired" I'm going to be upset
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I would not hate UGA if they didn’t have horrible fans who act like they are elite when they haven’t done shit In 40 years.
The worst fans in college football. And it really isn’t close.
See you (maybe) in December 😘
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*Auburn fans speaks to me*
My Brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
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Me:
"I’m glad your trees are dead”
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2014 patriots w Alabama L
2015 Alabama w patriots L
2016 patriots w Alabama L
2017 Alabama w patriots L
2018 patriots w Alabama L
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Auburn’s trees were strong because they lived twice as long as they should have with that amount of poison.
Today is National Compliment Day. Say something nice about your favorite team's biggest rival below:
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This morning, one of the oldest trees on our campus split due to some heartwood decay. 😢
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Alabama would beat Ronda Rousey. SHE AINT PLAYED NOBODY PAWWLLLLLLL!!!
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The adultery bowl
Louisville to face Ole Miss in 2021 Chick-fil-A Kickoff Game
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Not only does Florida have a chance.. Florida will win by 14
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Alabama hasn’t won a national championship in 26 days smh
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Run it up the middle for a loss one more time TCU and I’m gonna poison every fuckin frog in this country
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