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•certified funny guy •I make videos like once a year •Very far from regular •19 •member of the Bazinga Boys Podcast •I do a little trolling

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So glad the temperature is finally dropping so I can wear my colder clothes
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@yandhiisntreal This scene actually made me cry when I was 10, my dad saw me watching it, wondered why I was crying so he had me show it to him where he proceeded to say “IS THAT A FLOATING PORK CHOP???” And started laughing the most hearty laugh I’ve ever heard (18 now and it’s hilarious)
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@lmp3rfect “Bikers fault”
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@saltydkdan Literally only one tv show has successfully pulled off purposefully making every character a horrible person
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@BranMendo19 @OrwellNGoode Ah yes, I hate when I’m in math class and the teacher randomly starts talking about the gender spectrum
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@Madam_Riddles “Oh my god! Look at those…’The Silver Eyes’”
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@Schaffrillas “Hey can I sit there?” “Errrm no my toys are sitting there”
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@CAB3Rknight @chrizmillr They forgot to unfreeze him (no joke that’s how they explain his absence)
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@notch Future deleted tweet in the making
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@LSMark_ Obvious breaking bad connections aside, how is Albuquerque?
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@actuallysmiley “Uhhh there’s really no need to”
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@notch They actually did a scientific study where they got a man to open a hard to open jar at very times in the day after various activities (such as sleeping) and observed how the difficulty to open the jar changed, look up “one man one jar” for more info
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@libsoftiktok Well, that’s the last time I check Twitter before bed
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@greentexts_bot The image of the card reader flashing “DO NOT REMOVE CARD” and somebody violently ripping it out is funnier than the rest of this greentext. Imagining it actually gave me a chuckle (I’m retarded)
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@notch @wigger No but Sam Hyde stalking Idubbz while dressed in drag is
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@ShitpostGate You can do the salt shaker, yeah that’s it, take you hands off it and shake that shit, gimme the salt shaker
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@XNewNorm Wow I think you just singlehandedly prevented all future potential attacks. Good job Norm!
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@opossumopunk why does he occasionally slip into Morty voice? Is this just how he talks?
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“Animation is for everyone” and only puts movies for little stupid babies
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Animation is not for kids. Animation is for everyone. Pass it on.
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@LookAtMyMeat1 Nothing will ever impact as much in such a small period of time that Cyberpunk Edgerunners did in just 10 episodes. Truly phenomenal.
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@CallMeCarsonYT @codeHusky Fell off of what??? Is he okay?
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@JonnyBlox big day for preschoolers who are just learning how to read
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@daetalys @OrdinaryGamers Lmao no, it’s pretty great
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@anonbirdd Turkey Tom when a YouTuber grooms children (he has more content for part 19 of his DEGENERATES series)
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@Treydemarked @SantannaTheG04T @BreakingBadIrny Have you gotten to the part where Jimmy says “it’s Saulin’ time!” and then calls all over the place?
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@internetweird_ Woah time to add to my collection
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@shrek2fanboy @GreenTextRepost Tf would she even say in that scenario that would be believable if she’s a hooker? “This is my first day on the job”!??
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@LSMark_ The tripping hallucination scene was so well animated, which is sad because that good animation was wasted on such a shit episode
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@8_5_7_9_2 @BigPutruck This post clearly proves otherwise
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@dawkosgames Nice try using CGI to make him look like he’s striking a different pose
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@hlbs4life Conveniently leaves out the fact that GLaDOS killed an entire facility of people (including a bunch of children because it was bring your daughter to work day) with neurotoxins
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@RockstarGames I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart loved this game. But this game was abused, neglected, and it's community starved by the very people who created it. I will never forget how the incredible potential this game had was squandered.
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@IHateFallGuys I played this obscure gem a lot
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@DrainLyricCards “I’m very very far from regular, you could call me irregular” 🔥🔥🔥
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@SpoonerMad @JonnyBlox FNAF PLUS looked awesome idk what you’re on about
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@PunchingCat I’m killing myself
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@MKUltraMoney I did once, she tripped on someone’s bag while walking through rows of seats
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@Skitchue @SpoonerMad @JonnyBlox Nah it’s just a far more realistic representation of what 80s era animatronics look like. They’re bulky and ugly
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@LSMark_ @realhartman “Voiced Timmy for over 15 years”
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@SimianJimmy This is a bit right?!
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@RealitiesCore @OrdinaryGamers Why are there even still console fanboys in 2023??
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@OrdinaryGamers Absolutely justified imo, he has a right to get rid of squatters and vagrants from his establishment.
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@kevinlieber Bro never heard of “paste without formatting”
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@_Kinglier_ @GmanLives We’re also closer to the heat death of the universe than we ever been. What comes first time will only tell
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@JamesCageWhite Very cool James, create echo camber as reward!
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@PizzaBoyDavid22 @OrdinaryGamers That’s what shaders tend to do lol, they make a otherwise unremarkable built look like it was made by a god
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@bruiserscalls @EverythingOOC Yeah that’s why it’s still readily available to play on their website and the mobile port on any App Store. Very intelligent observation
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@KEEMSTAR “Everyone in chat type that Alex is a lovely person” “Alex is a LOVELY PERSON!”
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@DontShowYourCat Similar situation rn, wish I still had my cat with me, he was a good boy 💖
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@chronakey Holy shit Ecco2k song? Draaaaain Gaaaang!
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@RomezWrld @crazyclipsonly Actually they’re in the water so that would be impossible
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@FNAFMovieUpdate Guys I’m starting to think that this “Bad Cupcake” is actually the FNAF movie
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@PBValve I genuinely cannot believe this is real, looks like a meme that r/okbuddychicanery would make
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@SteelWoolStudio So I have to uninstall all my awesome NSFW model mods??? LAAAAAME!
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@erinthornemusic I remember having my first ice-cold beer when I was 15, it was Fathers Day, he handed me one and said “If you’re gonna drink it’s gonna be with me” and I had my first drink lounging in the yard with my dad. Very cool father-son bonding experience and I’m greatly I have a cool dad
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@Schaffrillas The Wire, Mad Men, Wow Wow Wubbzy. All all time greats
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@JamesCageWhite You can prevent this from ever happening again by deleting a file named “System32” it’s a virus my friend and deleting it will make computer run gooder
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@Schaffrillas When I’m sitting in the chair that forces me to sit forward
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@JillManns1 @OryxDraws @NoContextBrits @rickygervais Not comparable to the amount of souls stolen by ginger “people”
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@SuddenlyWell @PhillHalliday @lporiginalg Race only matters when the roles are switched.
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@JamesCageWhite Checking to see if his ex wife finally texted back (she hasn’t)
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@LSMark_ wow, so much for “the land of enchantment”
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@CallMeCarsonYT Wow! You can actually track your relevance in real time based on how much hair you have!
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We were denied the poetic ending of Chris spending his life behind bars. It is so joever
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Update: Chris Chan is a free man. He won't even be registered as a sex offender.
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@FFXIIIFacts @TripleKyun Honestly, there’s only a few human puppets I think look REALLY bad. Bowser’s for example is atrocious and probably the reason why he’s never used anymore
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@FemboyMonki @CallMeCarsonYT Somebody had trouble fitting their cookies in da milk
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@itsamike Is Eggman circumcised?
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@anonbirdd I think you’re the one with the brown hair and hoodie
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@saltydkdan “He’s right behind me isn’t he?” *gets killed by chaos
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Pretty cool of Johnny Cash to make a song in tribute to Rusty Cage Imagine if he was alive to see this
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