@yandhiisntreal
This scene actually made me cry when I was 10, my dad saw me watching it, wondered why I was crying so he had me show it to him where he proceeded to say “IS THAT A FLOATING PORK CHOP???” And started laughing the most hearty laugh I’ve ever heard
(18 now and it’s hilarious)
@notch
They actually did a scientific study where they got a man to open a hard to open jar at very times in the day after various activities (such as sleeping) and observed how the difficulty to open the jar changed, look up “one man one jar” for more info
@greentexts_bot
The image of the card reader flashing “DO NOT REMOVE CARD” and somebody violently ripping it out is funnier than the rest of this greentext. Imagining it actually gave me a chuckle (I’m retarded)
@hlbs4life
Conveniently leaves out the fact that GLaDOS killed an entire facility of people (including a bunch of children because it was bring your daughter to work day) with neurotoxins
@RockstarGames
I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart loved this game. But this game was abused, neglected, and it's community starved by the very people who created it. I will never forget how the incredible potential this game had was squandered.
@bruiserscalls
@EverythingOOC
Yeah that’s why it’s still readily available to play on their website and the mobile port on any App Store. Very intelligent observation
@erinthornemusic
I remember having my first ice-cold beer when I was 15, it was Fathers Day, he handed me one and said “If you’re gonna drink it’s gonna be with me” and I had my first drink lounging in the yard with my dad. Very cool father-son bonding experience and I’m greatly I have a cool dad
@JamesCageWhite
You can prevent this from ever happening again by deleting a file named “System32” it’s a virus my friend and deleting it will make computer run gooder
@FFXIIIFacts
@TripleKyun
Honestly, there’s only a few human puppets I think look REALLY bad. Bowser’s for example is atrocious and probably the reason why he’s never used anymore