@davidfarrier Strange. I’m no fan of Robinson but can you point to a time when you’ve demonstrated any concern about grooming gangs? I say grooming, I mean raping.

@martindevlinnz What are you trying to say? Spit it out man

@TennisTV Do you want to check that third set score?

@afneil What he also won’t do is reveal how much he and Tony trousered from the butcher Nazarbayev. And how it’s in any way defensible to have done so.

@holland_tom One fine day Viagogo will burn in Hell. Until then… stay away

@martindevlinnz Crack into it? You mean… drink yourself stupid? Oh

@godblesstoto I pick all three tbh

@campbellclaret @Nigel_Farage Well, if you’ll take money from Nazarbayev you’ll take it from anyone. And you took plenty

@UKverifried @DPJHodges How do you think the election would have gone if they’d said: “we’ll look at the books, cut winter fuel for pensioners, betray the WASPI women, screw the farmers who feed us and give already rich train drivers everything they want.”

@UKverifried @DPJHodges That same black hole that didn’t stop Reeves paying out the fucking train drivers

@TheRestHistory @EmpirePodUK I tried listening to that one but think they might have come straight from the Goalhanger Christmas party… way too much inane laughing even by their standards. Stick to telling the story please

@TheACCnz Harry Brook… world number 1 batsman, won the series for England. Try Google if you’re struggling

@newsthatfits A few questions Ric…. Has Parsons been housed in men’s or women’s prisons? Has there been any challenge to that decision? How many transgender women are housed in female prisons? What criteria do Corrections use to decide?

@elliottnz Did you just say the test is “heading into the third day”? I think you’ll find it’s day four

@campbellclaret @RestIsPolitics And also silent on Roger, Monica, Gennifer, Whitewater, Vince, Osama, Bill Rich and Paula. But hey, when you pack in so much adulation, time is short

@terrychristian God you’re a tedious shitforbrains Terry

@lewis_goodall It’s the total Eurozone shitshow that explains the sterling rate, not backing for Reeves. She’ll get her comeuppance soon enough. Robbing pensioners to pay train drivers is not fiscal genius.

@PeterSweden7 Over? Yeah, sure it is. Watch this space

@MichaelFieldNZ @1NewsNZ TVNZ would have led on Syria if they could have found a guy in New Plymouth whose auntie once went there on holiday.

@AlexChapmanNZ Tough without Conway. I reckon he’d worked out the Poms and would have thrashed them in Hamilton. They look vulnerable and just rely on Brook, Duckett, Pope, Root, Stokes, Bethell, Carse, Atkinson and Woakes.