Am I a fuzzy white paper boy from 1903 jamming out to J-Lo, dancing around like a soccer mom who's had too much wine?
Yes, yes I am. Will I be slandered? Noooope.
In case no one knows, in three days, I'm getting part of my foot amputated. Cool, huh? It's bad enough I have low self worth, let's just pile more on.
There goes my 0F career.
Yes, i am in the bathroom at work, avoiding things for a few minutes while I collect myself. No, I'm not ashamed. Everyone pees and poops.
Third, my mustache is pretty cool.
Former WH Press Sec. Kayleigh McEnany, who lied to the press every day, predicts what will happen at Biden's news conference today:
"I think he's prepared to just entirely ignore whatever is asked of him, and to pivot."
Hi, I'm thirty five about to be thirty six and I'm still valid, still handsome, and I feel better physically than I did in my twenties. Today is a day for self love, you whores! ❤