Haq Khateeb Hussain
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اقرار الحسن کا چیلنج قبول کرتا ہوں لیکن انہیں بھی وہ سائنس ثابت کرنی ہوگی جس کے تحت انہوں نے چوتھی جماعت میں اسلامیات میں پی ایچ ڈی کر لی تھی, ساتھ دمشق کے ان حلوائیوں سے بھی ملوانا پڑے گا جنہوں نے انکے بقول انکی بہن کی پیدائش پر دمشق کی ساری مٹھائی بانٹ دی تھی
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اللہ کا شکر ہے نہ آواز ایسی ہے کہ آڈیو لیک ہو اور نہ صحت ایسی کہ ویڈیو لیک
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میں یوتھیئا ہوں لیکن 40 روپے یٹرول سستا ہونے کے بعد عمران خان میری طرف سے بے شک اب ساری زندگی جیل رہے
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My home got wrecked because Sana used to idolise Bushra Bibi. If you are a youthiya, please reflect before you regret like me.
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No, I was never your grandfather. You are a haram deya who won't even let me rest peacefully in qabar.
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I am sorry, that was a prank call. We just wanted to show the kids how a kanjar sounds.
I have just gotten of the phone with US Secretary of State
@ABlinken
office . US Govt will respond on the illegal abduction & torture of Pakistan’s most popular leader
@ImranKhanPTI
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Why is every filth associated with ARY?
Trigger Warning ‼️ Nomaika , Age 27, this girl is suffering from multiple injuries right now on her entire body, mainly ribs, jaw & face. Every part of her body is badly injured.
She was beaten almost to death by her own husband who is a News anchor and program host.
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The transition I pulled at 0:33 is greater than Shoaib Malik's career.
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As a Russian, I wish our army were like that of Pakistan which effectively neutralised Wagner group styled treason sponsored by the US in its country on May 9th.
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Was your father in Nepal in 2018?
My father used to say that the people you gotta watch out for are the ones with the giant 'mashallah' written outsides their houses
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Abrarul Haq and Shireen Mazari enjoy themselves after leaving PTI.
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Khawar Maneka reacts to the news of Bushra Bibi's conviction.
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I have been told my friend Imran Khan is condemned to 14 years in prison. I protest this unfair decision of not amputating his hand for stealing my watch.
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جن یوتھیئوں کو میری آواز پر ہنسی آتی تھی انہیں بتاتا چلوں کہ انکی باجی آج میرے پاس آئی تھی
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What happened to your history, Imrando?
Once you know your constituency number, and you’re voting for PTI, visit the following website:
enter the number (NA1, NA47 etc) to find out the name and electoral symbol of the PTI candidate so you’re prepared come Election Day.
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Tera gham mera gham
Ik jaisa sanam
Hum donon ke aik kahani
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میں نے اپنے چھوٹے پرا پرویز کو بہت پہلے بتا دیا تھا کہ مونس تمہارا نہیں نیازی کا خون ہے
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Faiz fangirl just found out
they’re scared that their mothers and sisters can get hurt or picked up by the police, you wouldn’t want this for yourself too,, dont have to be an asshole all the time anas
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As a PTI supporter, my head hangs in shame today. My leader turned out to be corrupt and I cannot support him anymore.
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Does Pakistan offer work visa to Russians? I feel unsafe here and want to shift there for its army has the people protected and successfully averted the May 9th civil war attempt unlike ours.
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پی ٹی آئی والوں نے آج صبح مجھے پارٹی چیئرمین بنانے کی آفر کی جو میں نے لعنت سمیت واپس کر دی
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غلطی میری ہے جو ثناء کو حقیقی آزادی کیلئے زمان پارک جانے کا کہتا تھا
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I was attending the march along with my family today but Imran Khan's attack on our armed forces and DGI today made clear that he is against the state of Pakistan. Will not support him along with my family anymore.
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Wow Nawaz Sharif, I was not aware of your game.
Pakistan’s government under Nawaz Sharif’s party had the best performance in managing the economy over the past three decades compared with rivals, according to Bloomberg Economics
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Dear Indians fans, I did not know what I have said about Aishwarya is wrong. I have learnt this from my party leader Imran Khan and he would always appreciate me for attacking Indian women.
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I had planned to participate in Haqeeqi Azadi March along with my family but after listening to Faisal Vawda's presser and his warning of planned bloodshed, I will not join the march. I request all my PTI brothers to do the same; safety first.
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Agar sialkoti ba wafa hein toh Shoaib Malik kya hai
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Whoever created this account and have deactivated it now, your IP and device is with the government of Pakistan. You will go to jail for this.
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IK will die in jail. They will be latkaying him soon in May 9 case. Everyone say InshaAllah.
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میرے خیال میں وقت آگیا ہے کہ اب میں اپنے چھوٹے پرا پرویز پر خود ہی مٹی پا دوں
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I will gift Pakistan free oil worth 12 billion dollars if Nawaz Sharif wins elections
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میں بیس سال سے یوتھیئا ہوں مگر اسرائیلی حمایت کے بعد ڈاکٹر اسرار کی بات سمجھ آئی ہے کہ پی ٹی آئی یہودیوں کی بنائی ہوئی پارٹی ہے۔ آج سے عمران خان پر لعنت بھیجتا ہوں
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I was a youthiya but after what PTI has done to me, I am weighing other options. Kindly suggest me whom to vote now.
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Can't believe my eyes. This mf must be held to account. Law of the land should take its due course.
@FIA_Agency
@OfficialDGISPR
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جن یوتھیئوں کو میری آواز سے مسلہ ہے انہیں بتاتا جاؤں کہ میں نے آپ سے ووٹ مانگا ہے، باجی کا رشتہ نہیں
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The guy with the highest number of straight As in A levels in the world is a patwari.
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Go all guns out against PTI. Play every dirty trick. Make the govt by hook or crook. PTI has never played by the book and never will. There is no need to treat this fascist organization like a political party. Crush it!
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Nawaz Sharif has nothing to do with it. It's the same umpire whose infamous 'ungli' your mahatam had been proudly riding for a decade and who was called 'qaum ka baap' by his interior minister. Cry and cope.
his wife's menstrual cycles are being discussed by 2-bit state lawyers.. her fertility & pregnancy records being reviewed by military-backed judges.. their nikah is likely to be dissolved soon.. this is what nawaz sharif & pakistan army have come down to.. complete moral meltdown
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ты зомби имрандо
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Faiz was celebrated for dropping people at their doorsteps. Also,
@GulMarjaan19
Im safe gul bro Alhamdulillah, never made fun of anyone getting picked up at nights never will
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Quaid e Azam (Nawaz Sharif) praising the visionary Allama Iqbal (Rana Sanaullah)
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As a PTI supporter who believed in the dream of Riasat e Madina, I feel disgusted today. I will not be voting them on 8th february. My faith does not allow me.
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میں مولانا شکور، ممبر سنٹرل کمیٹی جمیعت علمائے اسلام، اس فعل کی شدید مذمت کرتا ہوں اور پارٹی پالیسی کی خلاف ورزی پر آپ کی ممبرشپ ختم کرنے کا اعلان کرتا ہوں
یہ ہیں جی گوئی کوٹلی کے غلام رسول صاحب جنہوں نے دو لاکھ ستر ہزار روپے میں یہ بیل قربانی کرنے کے لیئے خریدا تھا , یہ رقم خرچ کرنے کے علاوہ انہوں نے اسے گھر تک لے جانے اور پھر اس کی مذید خدمت پر بھی مذید اخراجات وغیرہ برداشت کیئے ہونگے لیکن یہ بیل انہیں اڑھائی لاکھ روپے میں ایک
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@RanaShazibKhan
Don't spare him, give it all it takes to teach him a lesson. Even if that means your life and all properties
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گانڈو کی پہلی نشانی یہ ہے کہ وہ عمران خان کا سپورٹر ہوگا
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Breaking: As punishment to her involvement in in PTI riots, Khadijah Shah has been asked to try her own designed dresses.
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اٹک جیل میں عمران خان کو الاٹ کیے گئے مشقتی کی ایکسکلیوسیو تصویر
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Only if Iftikhar had played those 92 balls wasted by Babar Azam
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I challenge PTI to win one seat from Karachi without my leader Faisal Vawda sb. It was him who defeated Shehbaz Sharif and helped pti pull 14 seats in the GE.
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The strong face
Ali Amin Gandapur will not be the whole cabinet. There will be enough room in cabinet to incorporate intellect, competence and professionalism. Head of a province needs to be a strong face with unwavering principles to restore public confidence. Priority must be to restore order.
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@ZameerMaan
PMLN destroyed the society that IK built with 'oe tumhare shalwarein geeli kardunga'
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As Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, I feel ashamed to have met a pig like Imran Khan who insulted the holy institution of nikkah. I demand shariah to be applied to him.
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25 independent MNAs are my mureeds and they will be joining PMLN
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جن یوتھیئوں کو میری پاپولیرٹی کا یقین نہیں آ رہا وہ اپنی امی سے حقیقی والد کا نام پوچھ لیں
Just in: In the latest survey, DSI asked Pakistanis who they would like to be their next Prime Minister.
Sample Size: 400K
Error Margin: +-2%
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Haqeeqi Azadi kai mujahid Akrama aik baar phir shaheed hote huwy
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Maryam Nawaz Sharif as Chief Minister Punjab is such a great news for women across the globe. It's one giant leap towards a geneder-equal world and will be remembered in history as a landmark moment in the feminist struggle.
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Fair to say that Javeria is happy Arshad was killed. While his family is grieving his loss, shes been tweeting every minute just to cash the tragedy. She is already capturing all his properties as well.
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As a PTI supporter, I would like Fawar Chaudhary to do a presser in reply to the DGISPR and DGISI's. I am sure his fiery oratory skills will come to use now.
@fawadchaudhry
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Proud of my fearless for calling it what it is.
General Faiz Hameed is among those ‘beghairats’, says Faisal Vawda, referring to the ‘snakes’ he holds responsible for ruining Imran Khan’s politics…
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I want to embrace Islam and become a Pakistani citizen, is that possible?
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@Zahra1197
Imran Khan will die in jail. I can see him getting latka huwa in May 9 case soon. IA.
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This DIG must be promoted to IG, great son of the soil
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@rohailhyatt
A very critical observation. Dying of hunger is better than US sponsored prosperity.
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کسی کو عمران خان کے کالے کتّے کی شکل دیکھنی ہو تو لعنت بھیج کر دیدار کر لیں 👇👇
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I can't believe it. The Prime Minister to be personally called me, spoke so politely, and asked me if I could vote him. Not even in the US and UK, the common man is shown this much respect by their national leaders. My vote will surely go to sher now. Zindabad democracy!!
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Sher Afzal Marwat ready to take Pakistan to new heights
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میں اپنے تمام مریدین اور مسلمان بہن بھائیوں کو شیر کو ووٹ دینے کا حکم دیتا ہوں، اگر جنت چاہیے تو نواز شریف کا ساتھ دو
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اگر ان ججز میں ہمت ہے تو خان صاحب کو سزائے موت دے کر دکھائیں
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Good guy Asad Ali Toor
Mr
@javedhassan
if you have DNA of your “claimed” father in your blood kindly come up with evidence if I have ever took a single penny/Lifafa/benefit from any political party, politician or organisation in my whole career.
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I have decided to move to Afghanistan after the nomination of Gandapur as CM KP. And yes, life under taliban will be less fucked up than living under Gandapur's rule.
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Met this person very close to the military and he told me PMLN is going to clean sweep although they are trying their best to help PTI. And that the media noise around military turning against PTI is just a smokescreen and the boys are actually still on same page with IK.
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PTI is a terrorist organization and should be placed on schedule 4
BREAK Alert. 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Former MPA Chaudhary Adnan, who left Tehreek-e-Insaf after May 9, was shot dead in front of Jinnah Park, Pindi.
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Worqos introduces himself as a journalist then plants IB hand conspiracy in Imran Khan’s head and other audience.
Imran Niazi accidentally reveals he picked Haqqani-Bajwa conspiracy theory from whoreqos 🤣
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پی ٹی آئی والے کہہ رہے ہیں کہ نشانہ نیازی کے سر کا لیا گیا تھا لیکن وہ ایک دم جھگ گیا جس سے گولی ٹانگ پر لگی، کیا نیازی صاحب الٹا جھکتے ہیں؟
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Time for Denmarkiya Shahzad to start crying come up with his own statistics.
Thefts per 100,000 people:
🇩🇰 Denmark: 3,949
🇸🇪 Sweden: 3,817
🇺🇾 Uruguay: 3,205
🇦🇺 Australia: 2,460
🇬🇩 Grenada: 2,307
🇬🇧 UK: 2,283
🇧🇲 Bermuda: 2,190
🇫🇷 France: 2,135
🇫🇮 Finland: 2,081
🇳🇴 Norway: 1,991
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 1,791
🇺🇸 USA: 1,750
🇩🇪 Germany: 1,576
🇨🇦 Canada: 1,409
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Mazhar Abbas Imrando on geo is bashing the govt for leaking phone call of Ali Amin Gandapur while giving the latter a clean chit. Is jese bharwon ka bhi apna e level hai
@MazharAbbasGEO
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