In my quieter moments I think to myself that I'll be checking out at roughly the right time. This world seems a thoroughly depressing place right now. I worry for my little lad but maybe that's what Grandads do. And with that Goodbye Twitter. Shove it up your jacksy Musk.

@GileadStaffs I've never professed to understand women but from my antiquated position the lack of respect that women have for other women astounds me.

Welcome to another day on Planet Earth, a day when decency threw itself off the tallest apartment building in the US.

@flowerboxorguk @iankatz1000 Christ knows, they had a good line up before they mentioned him. I believe Gove is also on that show so another reason to swerve it.

@PilHares I've stood outside it.

Scream if you wanna go faster 😳

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@LeeAndersonMP_ To whom?

#UniversityChallenge my only consolation is that I'll be dead when Bramley comes into power.

@deathofbuckley It's in the bag then

@NilePowerRanger Fair play

@MitchBenn Nothing

#UniversityChallenge show some respect for the Blues. Your education is sadly lacking.

@NotSoBigDave Yep, after last week's half decent effort normal service was resumed. That said I'd be mortified if someone admitted not getting Jehovah's 😁

@sassychic1310 @Johnnnyr_ Me too 😁

@DUCKmagstoke @TheRealTroopzTV Not so much Match of the Day, more Block of the Day. You get me Blood. What a Bellend.

@sassychic1310 @Johnnnyr_ Michelle, I apologise for my behaviour yesterday, it was totally out of character

@TheGoodLiars Imagine having him who dresses like Andy fucking Pandy in the dark.