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@HansiHitler
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Tears man future generations are going to think that Ronaldo was onside vs Bayern Munich 2017
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🚨💣 This is how the new offside rule is expected to work. A player must be completely ahead of the opponent to be considered OFFSIDE. @marca #rmalive
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Giving India internet was worse than anything that H!tler did
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@amitttrmfc @LSComps Bad decision from your parents to go w/o a condom
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If Messi scores tonight I will give everyone who likes this post a surprise in their DM 😉
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@HansiHitler
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Laporta sacrificed Gavi’s knee for #6 😭❤️
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Tearssss he thinks he’s an american fashion icon 😭😭😭
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@ManagingBarca @diarioas Might aswell give ISIS the world peace award
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Most overhated, most underrated, football owes him. In 20 years when all players are robots you’ll be crying for another Neymar again.
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Nahhhh no way his parents named him horse shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@HansiHitler
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I swear KDB is the best midfielder since Xavi & Iniesta and I’m not hearing none of that Modric talk 😭
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Real Madrid have been cheating since day 1. This is them getting a penalty in the 1960 Champions League final vs Frankfurt. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@BetterCallAlba ngl I’m India’s n1 hater but what was wrong with this video?
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@paaplet_fry staged? they’re just tard3d
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I’m addicted
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@BetterCallAlba He’s so shameless 😭
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@CorreaBall He took the Iniesta comparison too serious 😭
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If Messi and Ronaldo ever were teammates
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Indians r literally one of the best people on the planet
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@BashirAhmaad Messi has more Ballon d’Ors (7) than Nigeria has dollars in GDP ($5) 😭😭😭
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Chelsea FC have spent €948m in 2.5 YEARS. This was during a pandemic aswell which means lower revenue for the clubs. Where is financial fair play? Chelsea are terrorizing the sport but the media have gone mute 🤐
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Me when Agam is trying to waste time in the corner in 95th+ minute
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AUPA ATLETI
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That was a horrible pickup line Shivanjeet Kumar @laligafrauds
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@theMadridZone Penaldo bodied 💀💀😭😭😭💀😭
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Messi away to 2nd placed Marseille still outperformed Ronaldo against relegation contenders Al Kebab 😭
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@BarcaUniversal Valverde had 85 matches - 66 wins - 13 draws - 6 losses 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Scaloni leaving Messi on the pitch when he’s winning 4-0 in a friendly.
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@trapboy_thuff African women are a work of art 😍
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Pique really costed us a Porto-Benfica-Milan road to the final
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I’m not racist but he’s so fucking clapped holy shit
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Messi getting the Portugal 2016 Euros route to the final. I LOVE THIS GAME
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Ferran torres in 2008 wow People saying barca overpaid 🤨🤨🤨😭😭😭
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We’re 1 signing away from another treble…
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@AltinsBack People try to tell me 18/19 Messi isn’t the best version of him
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@amitttrmfc Cumonchickenwinga: • Overpriced • Doesn’t start for his team • Rotation player • Doesn’t gett called up for his team • Madrid already replaced him with Choochamini 💀 Pedri: • Golden Boy
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@RBLeipzig_EN small club
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@centregoals What is Pendu in a Portugal kit doing here 😭😭
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@FabrizioRomano €52m for Cunha 💀💀💀 Brazilian tax is real
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If Barca win tonight I will give everyone who likes this post a surprise in their DM 😉
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@_madridfooty ”according to FIFA rules 🤓” this is straight out of Wikipedia 😭😭 Donde esta cr7?
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@EiFSoccer Cristiano in a best dribbler debate
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I spent 16 hours painting this, make this reach Messi twitter 😍🙏
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0 dribbles, 0 take ons, just run in a straight line and let bundassliga defence do the work for you
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Ankara Messi 🔥
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@F4STFATI You’re 36 bro
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@Lionel30i We don’t want him either 😭🙏🏻
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He benched Balde again
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@hazfcb_ How are you going to be best midfielder of the generation with a legacy stain like this?😭😭😭
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Frenkie De Jong trophy pics in 1 hour
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Imagine being made a lil bitch by a 16 year old 😭
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If Messi’s 2006 CL medal doesn’t count because he “didn’t do anything” then we might aswell remove Cheerleader Penaldo’s Euros medal 😭
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Penaldo can’t statpad another Nations League
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Messi is the top scorer in Ligue 1
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@TheEuropeanLad @NOS No way Ronaldo has more tap ins than Netherlands will have fans at the stadium 😭🙏🏻
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Jokes aside what stops this team from going 38-0-0?
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🚨🚨✅| BREAKING: Joshua Kimmich's entourage has told FC Barcelona that his signing can be DONE for €60M. The club considers his signing to be VERY FEASIBLE and believes that it's a VERY REAL possibility that he will be a blaugrana next season. @martinezferran [🎖️]
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January 13th 2020: Valverde is sacked as Barcelona manager after Super Cup loss vs Atletico Madrid. He is sitting top of La Liga. January 14th 2024: Xavi keeps his job after 4-1 loss in the Super Cup final. He sits at 4th in La Liga behind behind Valverde. Give us justice!
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@barcacentre @sport ”non-transferable” but transferable for €35m? Sport journalism in big 2023 🔥🔥
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@Melo7OD @pain_hours_ so is religion lil bro
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This breaks my heart 💔💔 1865: Abraham Lincoln abolishes slavery. ”No one can own another human being” Fast forward 157 years……. 🕝 2022: Pedri owns Kimmich and makes him breakdance in front of millions of fans. This is so sad 😔💔
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”Youngster” Fede Valverde turns 28 in 2 years
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Darwin Nunez highlights vs Crystal Palace 🥶 The new Andy Carroll 🥵
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BUSQUETS HAS NEVER BEEN A BALLON D’OR NOMINEE????????
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If this Gvardiol transfer goes through it would mean Chelsea FC have spent €723m in TWO YEARS. This is during a pandemic aswell which means there has been lower revenue for the clubs. Where is financial fair play? Chelsea are terrorizing the sport but the media have gone mute 🤐
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@lewyball First likeable Madrid player since Casillas
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”Neal Gardner, 32, found dead in his apartment this morning”
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@SalahTheory I thought this was a troll he actually went 0/10 😭😭😭
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@LunihanV1 “Who is your favourite FT account?” 🗣️ Pedri: ”For me it has to be @demboubz , he’s a level above the rest”
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@ManagingBarca @rac1 We won the league nigga of course we’re in the Champions League
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@Fred3Afc @MJTheKing13 @Joshua_Ubeku he’s not even gonna touch 70 let alone 91
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@amitttrmfc you’re literally describing el clasico last week Pamit
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@ManagingBarca @footyinsider247 €180m + Reece James + Enzo and I will consider 😤
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What happened to Szoboszlai?Completely forgot he existed, he was meant to be the next big thing.
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@hashh_monster @itswyntertoo old avi = old screenshot, do the math
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@BarcaUniversal Another trophyyyyyyyyy
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Mudryk when he’s not playing Ukranian war criminals
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Dembele cuts inside….. lines up the shot….. DEMBELEEEEEEE
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@BetterCallAlba it’s so poetic #6 inevitable
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How is an 18y/o little 5’2 midget doing this?
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35% posession. Cruyff is rolling in his grave.
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They called him better than Ter Stegen 💀💀
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Was @Freknie bagged at 6k 😣😣😣 RT to find mutuals ❤️
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@Valv3rdeGOAT you’re 30 years old beefing with some kids 💀
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Thoughts and prayers to everyone in Germany 💔🙏🏻 Say no to terrorism 😔
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Sir Tapingham 90+3 today
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@AlbicelesteTalk @telegraaf 3 players marking him for 120 minutes
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It still feels surreal, it looks photoshopped
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I’M GETTING COOKED BY LEIPZIG OFFICIAL PAGE 💀💀💀
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Tell me you don't know ball...
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@ManagingBarca Literally fucking everything up just for some nostalgia
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Pique has blood on his hands
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@BetterCallAlba Tears I can spam Frenkie UCL pics after whatever stinker he drops for the rest of his career 😭🫶🫶
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@jovicism1 Messi fans used to pray for times like this.
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@dplus_sportSE Berg spränger bollen top bins medans fettot Guidetti drog korsbandet 😭😭
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@HansiHitler
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Ibrahimovic reminds his brother of the prayer. Much respect ❤️🙏🏻
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This breaks my heart 💔💔 1865: Abraham Lincoln abolishes slavery. ”No one can own another human being” Fast forward 158 years……. 🕝 2023: Pedri owns Camavinga and makes him breakdance in front of millions of fans. This is so sad 😔💔
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