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@HansOktane

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Dad, Streamer, Content Creator, Forklift Certified || Business Email: oktanebiz @gmail .com

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Joined July 2013
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Like this post, and I’ll DM you a genuine compliment. We need more civility and smiles in the world. Pic for attention (Best menu item Buffalo Wild Wings ever had)
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@HansOktane
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@SlyPerformer i said it before and i'll say it again; Belle Delphine is one of the shrewdest and most impressive business people in the world.
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@Pilestedt I would offer shared sympathy, except half my squad is in the "no-no" countries. Good luck in the future.
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@s_creampie @SlyPerformer Most likely, but I’ve never met a belle Delphine fan in the wild or otherwise either. They live among us
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@PCMR_Elitist My favorite part is the people rushing to defend Sony, gotta be paid actors.
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@lodrosk @Pilestedt Then it should've been enforced from launch. Its greasy.
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@cttidus7 @SlyPerformer Yea the bath water was impressively inventive
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@Rev_says_desu @OffKaiExpo @KirscheVerstahl Community is everything, awesome stand for a fellow creator
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@PirateSoftware Easiest one yet. Little low on the warbond payout though
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@bonne_jovi @Pilestedt Does doxxing my game group suddenly fix it? Then you can take my word for it lol.
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@bonne_jovi @Pilestedt They're from ones where its unavailable.
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@bonne_jovi @Pilestedt only available in these 69 countries.
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@GiveMeBanHammer He conveniently cut off the player numbers right above the graph
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@Pilestedt @helldivers2 @PlayStation Tell Joel that was the best Major Order yet. Negative review has been changed and back to the war effort.
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@thegamingden0 @Pilestedt Countries that cannot use PSN or register for it, therefor are unable to play it now, despite the purchase.
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@Hex_Juice Neither, Camellya!!!
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@KatceptionLive @SlyPerformer Do research? thats what i have twitter for. It comes equipped with an amazing selection of professionals like you to tell me the details. I'm of course referring to the "squirt queen/kink & fetish friendly,vanilla content" in your profile bio.
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@Pilestedt We do it because of our love for you, and our hate for the system. Don't forget that.
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@HelldiversAlert Literally just unequip the backpack lol
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@ReclusiveRychu @PaulTassi 100% will change the review. We already were willing to change it from a positive one.
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@Rev_says_desu Takes a lot for most to admit hypocrisy, especially with something that cringe. Maturity should be rewarded, as we don’t get a lot of it from humans these days.
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@Furinaspo @SlyPerformer reading words and understanding words are 2 different skills for a lot of people unfortunately.
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@not_nyaaja He said 'please' 65 times, but 'mommy' only 25 times. idk man
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@KirscheVerstahl So you’re telling me Ubisoft is ugly on the outside AND the inside? I’m less surprised than I thought I’d be
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@StatisticUrban I mean, they still produce long beds and straight trucks, so whats the argument here lol. And the last 2 aren't even the same style of cab.
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@JupiterHulijing Welcome! and Congrats! ONE OF US! Sidenote: Any true American would never do that to you, the ones that do are just immature and bad actors.
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@JDAgamer90 @PipBowie55 @bonne_jovi @Pilestedt If i wanted to yap i would've said less, but its something directly affecting my game experience. but i appreciate your opinion. If you don't like mine you can log off twitter whenever you want kiddo, or ignore me.
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@iHuGi @thegamingden0 @Pilestedt @iHuGi i sure hope so, but optimism and realism rarely align.
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@not_nyaaja oh well this changes everything
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@HelldiversAlert complete misunderstanding on defenses not being done. The real reason is because the defense missions are bad. If the escort missions weren't there, completion would triple. No one wants to do stuff that isn't fun.
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@PCMR_Elitist a lot of it is people trying to convince themselves that consoles aren't a dying idea, so they'll latch onto anything involving Sony or Microsoft.
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@annytf @cumilq staring respectfully, surely
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@Helldiversmedia They literally shake the screen and can hear them from 300-400 meters away. Change your settings
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@LeeandLie biblically accurate monarch teeth
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@SquChanVT There’s no laws against the sea cucumbers, squchan
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@hanichuuVT yes we hate them so much rahhhh You shouldnt post anymore belly pics or else i'll be mad ahhh.. 👉👈
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@lexiisnew If his Twitter is business-oriented, he’s doing it right, depending on the space. If it’s a social account only, then the flag is red af
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@matchamelle like stripes on a flower, adds to the beauty
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@Hex_Juice Camellya rahhhhh
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@pipkinpippa The real sin is having leftovers. Finish the meal like a champion
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@Helldiversmedia the expedited extraction has been my new favorite. Less time wasted in mission means more time for more missions. Turns a 4min extract into 2:40
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@json_jason_ @stein_sebas @GiveMeBanHammer Unfortunately the “shape and timescale” of any graph doesn’t mean anything without context. And without a context, we’re just looking at a silly little green line, and not conceptual information. If what you say is true, I recommend posting a more informative picture
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@annytf Use it as motivation. Hope it’ll get better soon
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@Yukime_VT thats actually incredibly scary. It also explains why there's so many scandals involving the community as a whole
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@ggukiebread @SlyPerformer Selling generic tap water under the pretense of it being her bath water at a markup, successfully, is a textbook shrewd business practice.
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@Helldiversmedia You can always use suppressive fire and cover on the bots, and when in doubt, literally can disengage. You cannot hide from the bugs, you cannot suppress the bugs, you cannot run from the bugs.
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@ScarleYonaguni Where's the Gundam Girl circle
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@DustyDevil19 That’s crazy. Imagine believing balloons are real
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@baobei_bu got her on the first 10 pull, and the collective screams of a thousand gacha players rang in my ears.
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@SaturnAims if you lock your fps to your screen speed, it'll bring up your 1% lows, which is equally important
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@CalamariSteven @Pilestedt yes because its a bannable offense, and there's already reports of it being enforced and bricking people's games.
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@steakandeggs @nmplol At least he’s wear something, tectone over there completely naked from the waist down
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@SquChanVT @DiscussingFilm Best man for the job
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@lexiisnew Sales, content creation, media marketing, etc. Anything that would justify him needing to be social or on social media, and continually making impressions.
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@GameBoy9691 @Helldivers2HQ The 4th faction in the first one was the cyborgs, but who knows
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@Thill7530 @ReclusiveRychu @PaulTassi @Thill7530 I have zero expectations or faith in the internet, but I do have faith in the helldivers community to support the ‘right to game’ for everyone, regardless of country.
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@JupiterHulijing Don't let the trolls get to you on this site. You had something to say, and we're all glad you said it. And to be fair, nothing wrong with tiddy posts either 😂
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@Rev_says_desu yikes. Gamergate 2.0 got a patch update
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@ScarleYonaguni Never apologize for eating cake
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@annytf oh nice happy birfday
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@missusmummy small world, but man what a chad for informing you though
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@Helldivers2HQ Ah yes, the woes of someone without the electric steering upgrade for the hellpod
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@hookskat aren't all personality traits also learned behaviors?
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@itselizabethbtw That's the reddest flag ever to fly lmao
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@Cap_paolo96 @HelldiversAlert If on pc, hold X If on ps5, I think it’s down on the dpad
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@MintzeyMoon cringe, well deserved ban
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@aleksisjoberg @bonne_jovi @Pilestedt its also completely irrelevant
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@Trickywii Motherless behavior. Sad.
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@SanagiYuzu We spent so much time figuring out how to do it online, we’ve lost our touch in doing it in the real world. TLDR: own a boat, or trailer, or pool
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@Splatter_Shrek @DiscussingFilm if you enjoy tabletop dnd, or turn-based games, absolutely. Its arguably the new benchmark for any similar genre now
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@dmc_dmcc I’d argue that’s a large space, being the oldest profession. But I agree
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@chad_meek6 @Pilestedt Then what exactly is it you’re doing then? lol.
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@nmplol He's for the people
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@Pilestedt @helldivers2 Good patch. Pros: My nade launcher got a buff Cons: The poor 500kg is still in a bad place with hit detection. Overall a fantastic win. Good job Mr. Dev team Lead
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@Spawnling_ @Helldivers2HQ Malevelon creek was easy mode, idk why it even got meme'd
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@AuroraMaqui Only 3? get those numbers up
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@Rev_says_desu Can we make ours go back to public in the options or nah
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Wutherin Waves Monday! (I know i slept in) Longer stream today as I'll be quite busy tomorrow!
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@mixieisabaddie @SlyPerformer “All men are pedophiles”? Tell me you have daddy issues without telling me 🙄
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@DragonHawk1959 A majority in anything can't be oppressed? Thats a crazy take. I believe all religions in general are being oppressed, plus it makes for a better point.
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@Falekbaldwinn @PCMR_Elitist I’m happy for you, and I do too. I have 300+ hours into hd2. The problem is half my friend circle is now barred from playing anymore. And if they can’t play, I won’t play either.
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@ggukiebread @SlyPerformer Selling bath water, exhibit A
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@filianIsLost nice try, but my fruit snacks will remain protected.
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Shoutout to all of the tummy ache girls
@literallymecats
Cats that are literally me
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@da88631658 @PCMR_Elitist yea funny how it tends to happen all at once
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@Hex_Juice Thought she was a nice scary eyed girl, but I was extremely pissed when I tried out her moveset, loved it, and realized she wasn’t obtainable yet.
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@JuanIsidro @SlyPerformer And where did I glorify her? She is factually an effective businessperson. To argue this would be incorrect. Your feeling don’t matter with factual, realistic sales. Calling me a simp doesn’t help your point either lol
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@_LoveMala_ is dry, skin itches when it stretches
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@Rev_says_desu “We have a man on the inside, he’s kawaii.”
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