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@JohnCornyn Split-second decisions don't take an hour.
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@NFL345 @NFL Ummm... Feels like the Taiwanese might have concerns about their Rams fandom. And, like, other stuff.
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@48hours Dude so lazy he tried to drive-thru a kidnapping
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@EricColumbus @mayemusk Does she... think we work for her son?
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@HamptonStevens
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Sometimes it's important to take a step back and simply note that these book-banners are absolute lunatics. Truly. Puritanical nutjobs.
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BREAKING The school board in Escambia County, Florida just voted to BAN AND TANGO MAKES THREE, the true story of two male Penguins who lived in the Central Park Zoo The pair build a nest together and raise an adopted child, Tango There is no sexual content of any kind
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@david_j_roth Absolutely radiates loneliness. I'm not even trying to dunk. Just reeks of people desperately trying to belong somewhere.
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@kassiastclair @rachsyme This is correct and it's a dazzling paradox. A really good movie star is somehow utterly open and vulnerable, while simultaneously remaining virtually opaque to the public. I somehow see her completely yet know nothing about her. Gobsmacking stuff.
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@TheFunnyDealer @incelReplies Because he's "nice," you see.
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@cmclymer A thousand times this. All I'm seeing from Bernie people is the same old stuff. Anger, mockery, Twitter dunks. They blame Warren. They blame the media. They blame the DNC. They're three days from claiming Soros is out to get them.
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@SaraBafo1 @rivkahbrown "Don't kidnap and murder old women" doesn't seem like a very high bar.
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@david_j_roth @MittRomney I wonder if there are any popular religious texts that speak to the idea of debt forgiveness.
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@mindifyai @BabelHodl But... It's not. Literally none of those things have ever happened.
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@AdamSerwer @mattklewis "Look what you made me do."
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@MeetThePress "Help" meaning overturn the results of a free and fair election? What is wrong with you?
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@OlaDeLuz @jehawks @TomNamako I will subscribe to these magazines.
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@TarsieroRosanna @rabid_raviv My God. The entire point was to remold the world in accordance with their pseudo-scientific racial principles — specifically to make Germany a racially pure superpower. You simply couldn't be more wrong.
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The thing about Bubba Wallace is that the president's disastrous coronavirus response has destroyed our economy and cost thousands of American lives.
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@mkhammer What if he's found guilty by a jury of his peers?
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@ToshiToe @BabelHodl @ZinedHodl Which part is accurate? A flight attendant confiscated your entree? Someone asked you to change seats because they were offended by the existence of your child?
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@Snowman55403 @benshapiro I mean, how do we teach kids about heterosexual marriage?
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@conor64 For several years, I've been told to be more respectful of people who call me a godless, evil communist bent on destroying the country. Now I'm told to be respectful when they cause unknowable misery and death by prolonging a pandemic. When will they be told to respect me?
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Weird how shoplifters get more attention than people who steal $9 million.
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A judge says San Francisco's Marriott Hotel illegally kept about $9 million in more than five years of banquet "service charges" that its customers reasonably understood to be tips for food servers.
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@MythicHonorific @sugabelly @dieworkwear Brother, I don't know exactly what kind of energy you were looking for here, but the vibe you're actually giving off is "needs attention."
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@JasonSCampbell Yes, that was the true message of Jesus of Nazareth, "Always do exactly what the government tells you to do."
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@MattNegrin @JimVandeHei My favorite part is where he references the AP story about Republicans harassing Democrats in rural America — the one that blames Democrats for their own harassment.
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@Winter This is like thinking people hate Mel Gibson because Braveheart is good.
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Woody Guthrie, Bob Dylan, Bruce Springsteen, Public Enemy, U2, Ani DiFranco, Bob Marley, Joan Baez, John Lennon, The Clash, Patti Smith and Paul Robeson could not be reached for comment...
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I have always loved the Grammys but to have artists read the Fire and Fury book killed it. Don’t ruin great music with trash. Some of us love music without the politics thrown in it.
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@DanteAtkins It's been great! We're also exploitative capitalists or subversive communists, depending on what the moment requires.
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If you don’t like the choice between Trump and Biden, think of it as picking between Stephen Miller and Pete Buttigieg, or Brett Kavanaugh and Ketanji Brown Jackson.
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@MikeDrucker I, for one, can't wait to write the folks back home and tell them I got my name on a real, live, big city coffee cup.
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@jdawsey1 Pretty sure this guy's about to throw a box of marbles and ruin the Faber College homecoming parade.
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@deed_doer @BlueBoxDave @joelpollak "Mom, should I work hard in school, get into a good college and become a doctor, lawyer, or success in business?" "No, son. Go into fast food. We wouldn't want to contribute to over-representation."
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@EndWokeness Sign on up, tough guy.
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@bergerbell Your reaction to this is hate?
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@cen271 @kelly_neidert 100% I stand with my LGBTQ friends in opposition to bigoted nonsense.
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I will never understand why baseball doesn't use this angle all year long.
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Watch your lips. 😳
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@DavidOAtkins @DanteAtkins @newtgingrich "Don't make him a martyr" is what people used to say about bringing terrorists to justice.
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@Mobute Okay, but did you change the very well-known, popular name and branding for absolutely no reason?
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@SouthlandPost So apartments are incredibly expensive and there are lots of homeless people. Gee, I sure can't see any connection...
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@steveagee @garretdillahunt Raised talk show spots to an artform. I mean...
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@WhoAreYou405 @simongerman600 What do you think this illustrates? I mean, I think Democrats would be more than happy to go to a popular vote for national offices.
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@AZGOP You know this is a movie, right? All those guys are just actors, pretending to fight.
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@eladziv @academic_la @alanesque "Don't torture innocent people" is not a higher standard than any other country in the world. I'm an American Jew, not Israeli, but I am proud of Israel. We have to fix this.
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@nisslbodies @chick_in_kiev I think that insistence is, itself, a kind of trauma response. Some of these folks were in a form of denial the whole time. Now they have cover to insist that everyone "act normal."
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@birbigs Wait. You're saying that taking a moral stance is more important than advancing your career at all costs? Huh. Who knew? Also? They ain't half.
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@JYSexton @ExportedFromMI Someone should write a story about how creating a monster can end up destroying the person who creates it.
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@IFNY2775 @AdamKinzinger Blocked. This has to be our new paradigm, folks. Do not engage with trolls. I understand it's very tempting. It's human nature! But resist. Do not engage. Block immediately and move on.
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@SophRossss @ArielDumas Someone should tell her about photoshop.
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@smarmyEOD @JoeBerkowitz I know you feel compelled to do this, but you actually don't have to and you really shouldn't.
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@themoodunit @theblr81 @CharlieQuimby @flotisserie Wage theft is the biggest crime in the United States. Literally.
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@Alm0stTrying @thatdaneshguy Proved James right real quick, didn't he?
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@jeromecylin @TheTNHoller @CityOfFranklin Oh, man. This is a great point. I love thinking about stuff like this. Like one guy was really animated about skulls being the best choice, but another guy disagreed and used the word "optics" a lot.
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@bdomenech Maybe they should worry about supporting and defending the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
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@JuddLegum This, too.
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@IcyShimbiris @realchrisrufo Assuming you're asking in good faith, Orbán and Erdoğan, followed by Meloni et. al. The rise of illiberal democracy — a governing system that hides nondemocratic practices behind formally democratic institutions and procedures.
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@rikoruss31 @B_Salvi @PonyBoy_EJ @benshapiro Or, counterpoint, it's really easy to come up with ways in which he's destroying democracy. Like treating the position of Attorney General as his personal attorney, for instance. Or constantly raising doubts about election integrity, describing the free press as an enemy, or...
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@DorseyGhost @ToshiToe @BabelHodl @ZinedHodl Ha! Brother, the people making up reasons to feel persecuted are the Karens here.
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@dlippman @Mortons should refuse service to guests who attract protesters. It's the best way to serve all their valued guests.
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@GenericFantXD @mindifyai @BabelHodl Akshully, a few white people performing BLM solidarity for a camera, at the height of a global protest movement, two years ago, is not, in fact, the same as being forced to bow before someone who cuts into a bathroom line on an airplane. Y'all are so sensitive, I tell ya.
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@RadioFreeTom I, for one, would like to state my opposition to dictatorships.
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@drvolts This is correct. Her policies are largely like Biden's. Duh. Not a secret. The only people asking are Republicans who want to bash her or journos who want to elicit some kind of a gaffe they can write about.
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@MarkFinchem Ah, yes. Adolph Hitler, famous for... Canceling hotel reservations.
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@ccadelago Yes. Yes, I'd say that comparing pumping seven bullets into a human being in front of his children to missing a putt is indeed the kind of remark that the media would report upon unfavorably. Imagine that.
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@nachos_at_SGDQ @TracyDunning5 @BretEastonEllis @michaeljknowles I know! Imagine a comedian coming out against political correctness. Such a fresh, bold take.
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@HerodJim @IAmPoliticsGirl This. A thousand times this.
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@cmclymer Man talks to his ball.
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@LawrenceKS_PD Well, I didn't want Cheetos... But then you had to bring them up...
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@ActMeasuresDoc I'd like to know what Erik Prince was doing in the days and weeks leading up to the coup attempt.
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@djrothkopf Done a pretty good job exploiting divisions in American society, though.
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@ConSelfOwns Also, unless he went to a private academy, he absolutely got free school.
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@anndornfeld @Target @Target , you need to act in the public good immediately. Instruct EVERY store, nationwide, to donate any suitable masks to local healthcare providers.
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@guiltypanacea @JonahDispatch @EsotericCD Oh, yes. I was panicked. The "binders full of women" comment sent me fleeing through the streets, screaming in raw terror.
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@DonnaLynnNH @TulsiGabbard @JoeBiden Did you feel the same when 20 million BLM protesters were labeled "Antifa terrorists" because of the actions of, at most, a few thousand people? I hope you are also calling out labeling and fear-mongering in that regard.
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@RadioFreeTom "Scientists don't rule out" the possibility of me marrying Jennifer Lawrence.
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@DiceCookPlate @TulliusCicero43 @RadioFreeTom I mean, if we're going to call out Greg Abbott for playing a fiddle, it's fair to criticize Schumer for this. Otherwise, we're just rooting for a team. I want Democrats who are laser focused on the threats posed by Republican extremism and deadly serious about defeating them.
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@dandeluce Fast forward to a Democratic legislature throwing out a Republican win. "Oh, wait. Not those kind of results."
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@OrangePaulp I read this entire thread and every single person is correct. Also, the forever best joke will be "just say Jews."
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@justinamash @joerogan Why are you trying to silence Neil Young and Joni Mitchell? It's very bizarre to frame "I disagree with this person and don't want to share a platform with them" as "trying to silence."
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@Kwalter135 @PastorDScott Some type of theory critiquing race, you say? Hmmm... Interesting. But what would we call it?
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@ConspiracyBull1 It's so wild. Like, brother, do you think gay people can't operate drones?
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@RadioFreeTom I just wonder what they thought was going to happen even if it worked on the 6th.. Did they figure that 80-some million Democratic voters would just sort of shrug and go along with it? What was the plan for the days and weeks to follow?
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@PaulNo155 @benshapiro Oh, yes. Those two are totally the same. What an excellent comparison.
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@skinbag77 @samthielman @ashleyn1cole I'm glad he lost. Not a big fan of the "Let the other party nominate a racist because he'll lose" school of thought. It can backfire in a terrible way.
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@Mediaite Absolutely pathetic. 60 Minutes should be deeply and profoundly ashamed. Over and over prestige media have proved themselves incapable of meeting this moment.
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@travis_view This is just terribly, terribly sad. This man died for nothing.
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@PiperPerabo @ynwatp I once responded to a Tweet by Piper Perabo.
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