Halo: Combat Evolved
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It’s so funny how punks turned their counter-culture into supporting huge corporations and the government
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Yeah I’m edgy, I make ethnic jokes about French, English or Italian people (never brown people though that’s racist)
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OOOOHHHH NOOO NOT GENTRIFICATION!!! THE SHIT AREA FULL OF CRIMINALS IS GETTING NICER AND LIVEABLE!!! AAAAAH I’M GOING INSANE
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Yeah I’m fucking hardcore bro. Trans women are fucking women. White people are bad and the TV is always correct. Anyone who disagrees with me is a Nazi. You got a problem with that?
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Immigrants running 1000 miles just to tell you their country is better
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Santa-deniers explaining how it’s physically impossible to visit every single house in only one night
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“Men are so complicated”
Meanwhile all it takes to make us happy:
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AHHH MY HUSBAND IS TRYING TO PROVIDE A FUTURE FOR OUR KIDS!!! I’M GONNA FUCK MY BOSS !!!
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Dark humour enjoyers when they see an edgy joke that isn’t about school shootings
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she had to go five minutes without watching tik tok 💔
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Renters be like “you raised the rent, now I’m going to STARVE”
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Wait until they make an R-rated, animated musical comedy based on Islam
An R-rated, animated musical comedy set in Hell. Yes, you read that right!! Check in to the
#HazbinHotel
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what’s the meta on this app now can i still say vaccine bad, women bad, landlord good or is that so 2020
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me watching someone post on their iphone how they wish they were like Ted Kaczynski
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if ghosts are real how come they never say the N word hard R since they’re from the 1800s and shit
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The people have spoken
FUCK CYCLISTS 🚴🚫
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“Pee Stain” Denim Jeans by Jordan Luca (2024)
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this christmas i am thankful to my Landlord for keeping a roof over my head
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4 tweets, 2k followers. dont mean nothing to me man i’m stone cold
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Wish I was on Twitter when this shit went down
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how to stop the obesity epidemic: stop selling clothing over XL
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That’s weird I thought you guys said we’d all be dead by now
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Gamers paying real money to make their .png gun rainbow coloured
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I would rather slit my wrists than watch a hbomberguy video
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Merry Christmas and good will to all men. Thinking of all my lovely followers rn (right now) ☺️🎁🎄
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Average Reddit post be like “wife bought me a VIDEOGAME?!” all the comments be like “freaking awesome can I fuck your wife”
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No worse youtubers than youtubers who just talk about other youtubers
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“You are sentenced to watching 100 hours of youtube video essays”
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starting to think there’s something problematic about that Hitler guy
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@nastrondscourge
They’re also too scared to add anything cool like sharks because “kids might think sharks are bad”
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I have been informed we use proper punctuation now.
what’s the meta on this app now can i still say vaccine bad, women bad, landlord good or is that so 2020
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Lootboxes are better than battlepasses
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Why can’t they admit they’re lying about dinosaurs, there’s no way they know they lived millions of years ago. Grow up
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Why does anyone care about the political opinions of actors they’re literally just modern day court jesters
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When she has a charge for vehicular manslaughter
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@MiddleearthMixr
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Only a Landlord could do it, renters (like Sauron) are too weak in comparison to a Landchad
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Guy with 100 followers who gets a viral tweet once and thinks we care if he mutes his notifications
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Of course the Dutchy likes bikes hou je kkr bek
millions must vote yes, cyclists deserve more rights and any who counter signal should have there tires slashed
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I usually get suspended on Christmas Day I’m not used to this
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@Nugjokes
remember to tip your Landlord (or Landchad, as i call them) at least 25% of your normal rent for christmas 🎄
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