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@HairlineGod

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I’m only here for jokes and lying to women. #biblezoo co-founder.

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Nut in her mouth...as a friend
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I can feel the "mmmhhhmmmmm" from here
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Nah his homeboy tried to look out and move the camera, at this point Ja just dumb lol
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Grizzlies star Ja Morant was allegedly seen holding a gun on an IG Live yesterday.
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“Shit a nigga over here building houses got me thinking I could be building a future with you...this could be our house boo”
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This might be the craziest community note I’ve ever seen.
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WE FINALLY FOUND MY KIDNAPPED SISTER AFTER A MONTH OF GOING MISSING
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When you meet up with your Lady & ya got on the same Romper
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Nigga i almost...boy don’t play like this just say Happy Birthday next time....gotdamn!
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January 27, 1942 — Comedian & actor John Witherspoon turns 76 today
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When you gotta choose between being kidnapped or having herpes
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I love Cardi but Bruno made this record a HIT!!
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What’s a rap song where the vocalist featured took it to another level?
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@najhuger Nah Green shirt said “hold my White claw, this is my jam” and proceeded to clean her up
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@NoMercy720 There’s no way this compares to what Bhris Breezy did to Rihanna 😂😂. Let the rappers rap tho 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Will fight you, shoot you, out rap you & cook a fire ass meal for her family all before 7:30. Remy Ma winning so far.
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@girlfighttv The Bully:
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@MarleyAlmighty It’s nothing wrong with him carrying. It’s apart of most professional sports contract. Code of Coduct and morality clause. Once you sign there’s certain things you can’t do, like brandish guns on social media lol
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@tinybutsosassy A husky is a great comparison 😂
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@ChaseMoreBucks @DiamondDTB This might be the craziest “This You” to end the year I’ve ever seen. I’m out dawg, ya be safe
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@RickCode RDJ situation happened in 1996, Ironman didn’t come out until 2008 lol. It took years for him to get work afterwards. Majors happened while he was actively signed. He has to sit for a while 🤷🏾‍♂️. He can have his redemption story too…he just can’t skip the waiting part
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@leakonnalenz That’s dope where u from?
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@15HunnidJustin The predators:
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@MrsJellySantos Super undercharged
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@edjordn That’s literally what I said lol
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@grindfacetv Ya do this every year. Give it a rest dawg
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@larryislegend @Sixfever Yea clearly it’s on him at this point
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Do Rompers zip in the back? My back too big for all that, I'm not asking another man to "unzip me" so I can get butt naked & piss
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@averyniicole Diddy after seeing this tweet:
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@islandgodverb Rather him do this instead of jiggaboo’n in restaurants
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@YayAreaNews Buddy over there coppin pleas while his girl getting mixed up by Betty White is hilarious lol
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@CuffsTheLegend Women are women’s biggest haters lol. This ain’t no surprise. The closer she get to the league the more they start to hate 😂
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@t_sadiity Kind of a bar in a musty kind of way
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@GrowNmoneyy Know your worth King, you deserve better! Think what woman knows what she wants to eat anyway? Where was the food when she got home?
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@Son_ImSleep Me in the spot soon as I heard Willy was on his way
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@FloydSoShell That’s even worse! Lol nigga get drunk and start pulling guns out the wrong niggas to be around 😂
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@Jo2timess Dog probably was happy as hell thinking they was playing 😂😂
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@prettyasparris He changed his tone so quick 😂😂
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@LustSierra I get wanting to go viral but gotdamn you just steal everything 😂.
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@OJSIMPS0NBURNER Niggas don’t steal phones like they use too smh
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@Jayzus_ They turnt it all the way up!
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How I pop up in her life after she’s starting to move on & getting herself back together with a potential new guy who treats her right.
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@FearedBuck When they walked in the room and seen her on the bed
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@Yorki___ That nigga piss sound like the Applesbee’s Sizzlin Skillets when they bring them to your table.
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@mymixtapez This a Bully Pit if i ever seen one in human form
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@xBRODIEx @MarleyAlmighty I guarantee you it is. It’s standard now lol especially since the Gilbert Arenas situation the NBA made it very clear. Think what you want tho brudda
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@Jordan_Elise Gotdamn she started THROWING!! Lol he wasn’t expecting that she had that nigga looking crazy 😂
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@trendyhoopstars Nah this is nasty lol could’ve included CC’s FG%, 3PT %, steals or blocks but chose to only post a negative stat for her and nobody else 😂😂. The agendas are real
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@ech0astral He know he got that shit on! He stepped out like:
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@TheNBACentel Forever ❤️
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How they did one for each of them >>> What a Ride!
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@lou_m_cypher Disrespectfully…
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@MeekMill Nah this tweet IMMEDIATELY made me think of the scene. This nigga either a virgin or the allegations true 😂
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@ChiCityHero @larryislegend Yea can’t even make excuses for him at this point lol
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@OfficialCrowder Drake can spot a baddie the same way a shark can smell blood in the water. He already probably scoping the IG
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@SKTheKingYT Tubi level acting right here
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@babyibeenajoint “At the hood corner store”
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Haven’t even been through the first episode & Tariq already pissing me off #PowerTV
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@mozeymoodey Gotdamn nigga…that’s a bar
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@MaddiMays Me off my 7th drink walking back from the bathroom mid joke:
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@Swaghollywood That’s not a train, it’s a little Choo Choo
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@DaOnlyGeo Zeus Network scouting her like the NFL for the Baddies 2028 Draft RIGHT NOW! They got all the game tape
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@PopCulture2000s This tweet hits every year 😂
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@TyronSmith077 So you was the one doing the bending?!
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@KollegeKidd He turned off his comments on IG lol
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@KollegeKidd What about the white actors that did it too? Or does that not fit the “agenda” lol
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@ChriseanMalone You left your drink
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@Ghana2NYC The Hoes:
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@troneze Facebook Honesty Box messages. She left her laptop open when she went to work. I happened to see the notifications…she was telling the nigga she works with how she had such a great night with him…she told me she was out on girls night.
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@big_business_ The crazy part is he’s comparing himself to MLK & Obama & telling a white woman to be like their partners lol. All because of what? She went out? Nigga sound like a legit weirdo 😂
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@sumbodycute Telling him he picked the wrong food that’s on your menu is ridiculous 😂😂.
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@JoshyBeSloshy But DoorDash tells you when your order arrives, if it was raining why wouldn’t you meet them at the door?
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@shannonsharpeee Not this nigga Inspiring the hoes!
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@RealityTvEpz This part cracks me up every time because why did they zoom in on him during this moment?! 😂😂
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@theereal_one This what niggas who don’t get action consistently believe.
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@_loveajh @yosoyguapojr Did you really put a “r” over than N. 😂😂 get out now
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If you eat boneless you might as well ask for a booster seat & some crayons since you wanna be childish.
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@BombshellCole As a nigga who has hated his girl, that nigga HATED her 😂
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I would've quit immediately. Morgue security?! Fuck out of here
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People don’t get that it’s ok to do it this way. You can always upgrade the ring. Don’t go broke trying to get a ring you can’t afford.
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Every time Bow Wow say something this how the entire black community looks at him
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I was so close to hitting 2,000 followers on here & Trump wanna start #WWIII
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Mase gave a smooth 16 and slid in a Jay-Z diss on a legendary R&B record.
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@BSO In February this was said?!
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@hibsidnolic I’m crying at Diggs having more tackles than him. That nigga just the mascot 😂
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Wait #BigThighTwitter is a thing? Look at God
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@TheColtonShow__ Buddy was PLEADING 😂
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@themultiplemom This still got ya upset huh? 😂
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@big_business_ Also over $100mill Focus $158,800,000 After Earth $243,800,000 Gemini Man $173,500,000 You right we’ll NEVER see this shit again lol
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@talktometay Middle finger down is so hilarious 😂. He knew then that it was forever smoke with Pac because of Jada
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@DAQUANDSG And she has a son smh lol.
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@ghostbaejae That’s insane for a community note lol
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