9 out of 10 shamans agree $Hair is the roots of the pineal gland, which connects your Crown Chakra to the sun.
When you shave those roots away, you're surrendering to Anibitchka 🫵🧿
The Legend of Mo Shaikh and the Hair Babes of Kunlun💫
Acknowledgments
Special thanks to
@moshaikhs
for providing critical historical context
Additional thanks to The
@Aptos
Historical Foundation for assisting with fact-checking and ensuring the accuracy of information.
1/ 💈➰The Inner Follicle is back!
Tune in today for an all-new episode of The Inner Follicle with a hair-studded who’s who of the Aptos ecosystem.
Plus, the highly anticipated debut of Doctor Jose! 🏥
📅Ep. 6: Tuesday, Septemhair 24, 10:30 AM EST
🔔
After placing Mo Shaikh in Attack mode
We can see the full moon bull cycle has just rotated
And an imminent Fibonacci explosion awaits...
APTOS SUMHAIR
Waiting for USDT to deploy on
@Aptos
"Let’s get that USDT locked into a safe haven asset for you Grandma, so you can watch it grow with peace of mind. Now, tell me, what do you know about Hair?"
1/ 🇻🇳Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Vietnam Ep.4
We’re back today with another live show with Vietnam's finest hair chads.
Tune in for exclusive hair care alpha and catch up with the bois from
@AptosVietnam
and special guests.
📅 Septemhair 21, 09:30 pm (UTC+7)
👉
💈The Fun Starts Right Hair, Right Meow😼
We're kicking off a strategic partnership with
@taposcat
to embark on a journey of exciting collaborations and activities that unite the Aptos Community.
Stay tuned for fun surprises, and leave your cat hair allergy at the door
Tapos is thrilled to announce a strategic partnership with
@HairTokenApt
- The exciting project with a great sense of humor on
@Aptos
😼
This collaboration aims to foster the growth of the Aptos community and provide users with more opportunities to be part of the evolving
Franklin Templeton officially live on Aptos with over $20m of BENJI already on Aptos a few days in...
The path to $1 trillion of assets onchain via Aptos is getting clearer and clearer
1/💈Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Ep.8 | Unleash your CEO Grindset 🎙️
We're back tomorrow with another action park packed episode featuring some of
@Aptos
's finest.
Be $Hair or be Nair
📅 Tuesday, Aptobhair 8, 10:30 AM EST
🔔
1/💈 Introducing the MO-tion in Hair Open Edition and 1-1 Phygital Painting drop by
@ArtbyJulsAnn
in collaboration with Hair Token
We’re honored to collaborate with talented artists like Julie in the Aptos ecosystem and beyond while supporting good causes.
That’s why we teamed
1/ The Ultimate Crossover Space Returns for Round Two
Hair✖️Wapal
Tune in to hair from the growers and movers in the
@Aptos
ecosystem and join the fun
💈Hair Care Alpha Guaranteed
📅Ep. 4: Wednesday, August 28, 10:30 AM EST
🔔
1/ This week on The Inner Follicle, the Doctor enters the building.
Tune in to hair from the movers and the shakers in the
@Aptos
ecosystem and get the facts on your hair with Dr Aman
📆 Ep. 2: Wednesday, August 14, 10:30 AM EST
🔔Set reminder:
💈GMullet
Happy belated National Hair Day to those who celebrate.
No Inner Follicle this week as we’ve been busy with business in the front, but the parties coming to the back with a very special GMullet Friday space.
We’re live for another Wapal Wednesday in 1hr
A strong candidate emerges for the first $Hair transplant grant recipient 🏆
Watch today's episode of The Inner Follicle to see how we got hair.
Will Aperson take the leap of faith in hair restoration therapy?
Stay tuned for next week's episode to find out and much more! 💈
Appointment booked for 1pm tomorrow! I can already feel the mullet prying into my personality!
@HairTokenApt
I think this haircut is about to alter my destiny!! (Video coming)
Is Aptos ready for the gMullet crew?!
@ValeBrent
@maxpunger
@NareshKx
close your eyes. gently bring your attention into the body, noticing the breath moving in, and out. when your mind is pulled away by thoughts or images, notice them, & bring your attention back to the sensation of breathing.
my mind:
close your eyes. gently bring your attention into the body, noticing the breath moving in, and out. when your mind is pulled away by thoughts or images, notice them, & bring your attention back to the sensation of breathing.
my mind:
1/💈 We're back tomorrow co-hosting another special Wapal Wednesday 🟣
Tune in to hair details from Seoul along with the MO-tion in Hair Open Edition and 1-1 auction live now.
(The Inner Follicle returns next week, with a new day and Doctor 👀)
💈Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Ep. 1
Tune in and hair from special guests as we delve into the mysteries of the
@Aptos
ecosystem and the Inner Follicle
📆 Ep. 1: August 6, 12 PM EST
🔔
Guests:
@neilhar_
@nrepesh
@taposcat
@ZIPTOS
@⁉️
1/💈The Inner Follicle Continues with Another Crossover Edition with
@wapal_official
Hair from some of the finest beard and hair chads in the Aptos ecosystem for a talk on NFC rings, among other happenings.
Ep. 5: Wednesday, September 4, 10:30 AM EST
🔔
Not shown: The pop-up hair clinic sponsored by
@HairTokenApt
.
Come meet
@SyTheHairGuy
for a 1:1 consultation on baldlet purification and how to improve the appearance of your hair. DM's are open for bookings.
🚨Did you know?
Bald men are at a 700% increased risk of being attacked by birds of prey and Mozambican cannibals.
A 5-minute consultation in the Telegram could mean the difference between life as a full-headed $hair chad or ritual death.🦅
🚨 EMERGENCY PRESS RELEASE: Hair Club for Men Teams Up with French Authorities in Major Sting Operation Leading to Arrest of Telegram CEO Pavel
@durov
.
Operation “Toupeé Truth” Revealed as Major Success.
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE.
1/ 🇻🇳Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Vietnam Ep.2
The bois are back in town for another breakdown of memes on
@Aptos
. Tune in for exclusive hair care alpha and be serenaded by Vietnam's finest hair chads 😻
📆 Ep. 2: August 31, 09:30 pm (UTC+7)
🔔
It's the final countdown of our partnership campaign with
@taposcat
on TaskOn😸
Join meow to win a share of $400 and 50 Whitelist Spots for Tapos Game
#2
NFTs with $Hair 👀
Ends in 14hrs at 12:00 PM UTC+2
Final Countdown: Tapos x
@HairTokenApt
Campaign Ending Soon!
Join now:
The Tapos x Hair Campaign featuring a prize pool of 400 USDC and 50 exclusive Whitelist spots, is entering its final, dramatic phase! 😼
This is your last 24H to swoop in like a
When you find out you have three days to crash the Aptos Meme Mania party, YOU MAKE IT HAPPEN.
A big shoutout to the Ho Chi Minh $Hair Chads and Kathys,
@dan_69420
the man, and
@AptosVietnam
Let's Fucking Grow 💨
We’re hair tomorrow for another Wapal Wednesday!
Tune in to hair the latest from the meme vault and what catalyst might kick off the next wave of meme season on
@Aptos
.
📆 Wednesday at 2:30 PM UTC
🔔
MEME SEASON ON
@Aptos
!
Tune in for this week's Wapal's Wednesday as we co - host with
@HairTokenApt
F.
@theloonies_nft
⚡️
Set your reminders -
🗓️ - Wednesday at 2:30 PM UTC
1/💈Join us tomorrow for a Special GMullet Edition of the Inner Follicle
Tune in to hair updates from the first $Hair Chads to take the cosmic leap of revitalization with mullets 🍻
And find out who’s next?!
📅Septemhair 20, 11:00 AM EST
🔔
No one—and I repeat, no one—is going to eat
@taposcat
on our watch
Our partner campaign is live on TaskOn. Win bigly with a share of $400 and 50 Whitelist Spots for Tapos Game
#2
NFTs with $Hair 👀
1/ 🇻🇳Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Vietnam Ep.3
We’re back today with Vietnam's finest hair chads and special guest
@Eragon_gg
Gaming.
Tune in for exclusive hair care alpha and catch up with the bois from
@AptosVietnam
.
📅Septemhair 7, 09:30 pm (UTC+7)
1/ 🇻🇳Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Vietnam Ep.1
The Inner Follcile's global expansion is underway, with new episodes every Saturday featuring Vietnam's finest.
Tune in as they cover: $USDT $HAIR $UPTOS
📆 Ep. 1: August 24, 09:30 pm (UTC+7)
🔔
1/ The Ultimate Crossover Space
Hair ✖️Wapal
Tune in to hair from the movers, shakers, and leg breakers in the
@Aptos
ecosystem, and don’t be scared to hop in the ring and chat.
📅 Ep. 3: Wednesday, August 21, 10:30 AM EST
🔔 Set reminder:
💈Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Ep.9 | Co-hosted by Wapal 🎙️
This week, the mullet golden boys
@realjaysneezy
&
@ValeBrent
join us to share their wildest dreams, deepest fears, plus more surprises, etc.
📅 Wednesday Octobhair 16, 10:30 AM EST
🔔
1/ 🇻🇳Hair Club: The Inner Follicle Vietnam Ep.5
Did you miss us? The bois from
@AptosVietnam
are back! Tune in today to hair the latest meme alpha and hair care tips before they recede.
📅Septemhair 28, 09:30 pm (UTC+7)
🔔
💈 GMullet Friday Special + Announcement 🎙️
Live from the Hairquarters, we’re about to spill serious beans and drop some sigma-level alpha. The grind’s been real, and it’s time you get in on the action.
📅 Friday, Octobhair 4
🕥 10:30 AM EST
🔔
💈 Just 3 hours left to join this epic 2-part drop by
@ArtbyJulsAnn
x Hair Token!
So Far:
💜 100+ MO-tion in Hair Open Editions minted, with half of proceeds going to
@CWHL_org
!
💪 Top bid at 30 $APT for the MO-re Than Hair 1/1 NFT phygital auction!
Links below, LFGrow!
1/💈 Introducing the MO-tion in Hair Open Edition and 1-1 Phygital Painting drop by
@ArtbyJulsAnn
in collaboration with Hair Token
We’re honored to collaborate with talented artists like Julie in the Aptos ecosystem and beyond while supporting good causes.
That’s why we teamed
Do you know why token burns are so bullish?
Because it originated from the American coal miner who BURNED his SCALP in 1986.
It was just another day at the mines when this 78 year old incel got inferno blasted to the head.
AND Fibonacci retraced his hairline to a SOLID Norwood
Last night at
#KC46
two Hair Club members derma rolled a behemoth baldlet before he countered with a vicious pent-up aggression attack
Remember, you can cut $hair down, but it will always grow back again 🥊
Lessons in there
Join us for an exfoliating deep tissue thought massage with the Hair Chads on Wapal's Wednesday space at 4:00 PM UTC.
Tune in to pick up on exclusive hairdrop alpha and much more 💨
GM
@Aptos
! TURN ON THE REMINDERS🔔
Tune in for this week's Wapal's Wednesday with -
@HairTokenApt
&
@donk_apt
Set your reminders -
🗓️ - Wednesday at 4:00 PM UTC
3/💈 Lastly, The MO-re Than Hair 1-1 NFT auction, which comes with the original painting that inspired this drop, is live now and will last one week.
All proceeds from the 1-1 sale will go to the creator Julie, to support her work.
Find it hair: