@Stephen_Kellogg Hey SK, wanna play at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs and hang with a bunch of cool athletes (including the casual cat cake makers)?

@GoodTriDanny @MStockwell01 you should also go visit Dawn and the Dunkin’ Donuts drive-thru in North Platte, NE. She’s a lovely woman.

@MStockwell01 @GoodTriDanny This, my friend, is chapstick bubbles:

At urgent care today Dr: Experiencing memory loss? Me: I don't think so? Dr: Who's the president? Time to retire that question #stillsurreal