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@LeftSentThis
Peep the genius tho..
Hexagon - 6 sides
Pentagon - 5 sides
Ramadan - 🕋 - 4 sides
Chaka Khan - 3 syllables
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@Tha_Kota
When I was young it woulda hurt my feelings. But I been tryna get men to let go of our ideas about women's sexuality. All the wild shit I ever did with women was cuz THEY asked me to. Think about it, 97% of R&B songs is about SEX. They some freaks 😏
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@ikeepsitFUNKY
I'm convinced half the reason they want ppl back in the office is to control their time. It ain't about productivity. Some companies really like for mfs to "look" busy so they feel like they gettin they money's worth out you. Despite your output being 10x your pay per day
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@MsJazzybelle
I'm sure he thought the boat was just gon stop on a dime & they was gon throw him a rope or something. When he finally got too tired to stay afloat.. that must've been the deepest regret ever
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@FineAssEde
Same thing with streaming services. They was supposed be cheaper than cable. 1 is, but 4 or 5 ain't
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@De_juan_
Stop using the word "sexual(ize)" under this post. It's a joke & yeah he probably thought she was pretty. I had a crush on my 3rd grade teacher. We all know what an attractive person is fairly young. Relax.
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@__snatched
She talmbout the cat losing but everytime she open her mouth she get the paws put on her 🤣
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@un8vailable
@ZorayaBlack_
Thats how I move. I forgive you but you don't get *that access or benefit anymore. Consequences they should of thought of prior to their actions.
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@peppermaxwell
Thank you!! Ppl so caught up in how they want they life to look & be that they don't spend 2 seconds thinking bout what somebody else might be going thru
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Beautiful women are everywhere. Beautiful spiritual women are not. Ace blessed
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@will_am_eye
This the same fucked up mentality that American police & global white supremacy has: 'I got your back, right or wrong'
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Women are just more likely to initiate divorce. Even when a man ain't in the equation
The fact that nearly 70% of divorces in this country are initiated by women should tell you all you need to know about the joy and fulfillment you will supposedly find as some dude’s live-in maid.
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Yall done started already wit the malarkey. This is in direct violation of Black Twitter's cease & desist order, effective 12.31.22 at 11:59pm
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@Steve_Westside
@De_juan_
Why not, it's cute, she's a kid. When my daughter was like 10 she saw a picture of a man she thought was handsome. She pretend fainted .. I thought it was hilarious lol
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@okurstina
Lol hit it w. somethin. Bet that deer ain't gon save u when that bear get on yo ass
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Yall don't know how to do love
If my man don’t worship the ground I walk on I don’t want him.
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@vibekennedy
Yooo! This my homeboy! He a licensed massage therapist and a personal trainer. He on IG & FB: Christerris Oliver. Ladies, go book you a session!
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@Steve_Westside
@De_juan_
Ohhh u think u gon be able to keep your daughter from being able to recognize attractiveness?! 😂 Delusional. And why u said "Bye" like a chick? 😂
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@PhilMphela
Black ppl.. We got a long fuckin way to go, & relying on white guilt to help us ain't working. We need a different strategy
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Find somebody you love.. Blindfold em & feed em this
Caramel Butter Crunch Banana Pudding
sistahsweets | Baltimore, MD
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@un8vailable
Sometimes i think ppl expect forgiveness.. like they already know you gon forgive em before they even ask. It's a form of manipulation if u ask me
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@oliviabrxtn
I feel you. It's like when your dude bring his friends over to y'all crib you make all their plates & serve them. Same principle
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@Unaamorcita
She stopped lying to herself & realized the excitement of being admired for her looks
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No disrepect, I just wanna check a theory of mine: You're under or around 25 & you're white?
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@Daisyz_Daughter
@SayMzFacade
Nah they ain't ready. Plenty brilliant Black ppl have given us solutions over the past hundred years. The thing is, if we find *one flaw in the strategy..or the person promoting it, we throw the WHOLE thing out. It's ridiculous.
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@PhallonXOXO
Tabria Majors, Jill Scott & Lupita Nyong'o have natural bodies. They all got different body shapes, hair, & complexions. Most men still find them attractive. Jill is top heavy & Lupita is flat chested w. dark skin & natural hair. Now what?
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Impressive
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@The_Faiz_Phase
I think the idea for women is that after a man hits a certain age the power dynamics shift. He's waayy past his prime so now *he's the one gettin manipulated. Even tho he probably saw this day coming when she was in grade school
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Sounds good.. but if you can't treat em with respect & pay em well above avg, that lifestyle is out your reach
In Haiti, all housewives I knew had a personal maid, cook, cleaner etc. including my mom. But yet, in America, these women are horrified at the idea of outsourcing service, getting a nanny, using Instacart etc.
My millennial sisters, free yourselves, hire help.
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I've watched it happen.. + cousins nshit move in to get "away" from the hood, then bring the hood wit em.. break-ins & shootins. Ppl be like "This used to be a nice neighborhood"
The girls on tik tok said when y’all get apartments y’all ruin the area because of y’all boyfriends and it’s so fucking true.
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Exactly. "Dont tell ppl what u gon do. Tell em what u did"
I have like 3 main goals for 2018. But I won’t speak on them until they’re accomplished.
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This must be a AI image of soul food
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This that default towards 'whatever white ppl say' mentality. Who gives af what they assume. Idgaf how often they say it. It's just a racist ass insult at Black women
@Moletalove
You are often assumed to be non-women. Sorry. The world is getting more frustrating and by the day black women are becoming more endangered. They literally sentenced a white teenager to prison for using abortion pills recently, what you think they gon do to your black ass?
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@mcmullenforus
We get educated w. no collective agenda & we get money w. no collective agenda. So we're no real threat to any other races, and they know it
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@LionessOfLife21
They body language definitely seems like it. They both touching each other in TWO places
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@VictorianJedi
Pussy is enough for plenty of men cuz in general y'all end up bringing more stress than happiness.. so we like to deal with y'all on limited terms 🤷🏾♂️
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I'm still mad that twitter never really promoted Nip til he was gone. Y'all made fithy-leven microwave rappers famous & the whole time Nip was over there making classic shit
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My daughter gon be 14 next month. Time to give her her first sword & shield
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@HairWeaveKiilla
I wouldn't have reacted like that but he definitely got a right to be mad. She stopped cuz she knew she was outta line. I'm almost certain they aint set up an agreement when she said "I like to randomly twerk for strange men" & he was like "Cool, wanna be my gf?"
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@ohnoameerah
We talk about real shit together, when y'all ain't around. And we don't come back home & tell y'all cuz most of y'all loyalty is based on emotions. If y'all get mad, ALL bets are off
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@acoleex
If you're honest w. yourself.. & got a good understanding of the signs, you should be able to adjust a wrong birth time to a more correct one. Your chart w. the wrong rising sign should seem..off
Just keep turning the knob til everything click
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Attention
Name an addiction that people don’t consider to be an addiction but is most definitely an addiction?
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@elocinicol3
They know they can't force or make white ppl flinch so they go for low hanging fruit
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@jazzyfizzle____
Unfortunately we still a youth centered culture & think 16-23 is our prime lol. We think u "old" soon as you have to start acting like a real adult
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@T_will_72
A.) Those jokes are from the 80s & i can't believe ppl still say that
2.) Africans selling their own ppl to Europeans was the biggest mistake in the history of our ppl & set ALL of us back by a thousand years. It was very shortsighted & only shows how ignorant we were of them.
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@___d0minique
His tweet said "convincing", yours said "gained". Your dissertation would be misdirected.
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My daughter went IN when she made this!! 😃😇🥲
Her description:
"Pan seared trout topped with fried thyme over a bed of wild greens. 3-cheese arancini paired with a roasted pepper and tomato sauce"
The sauce was made from scratch. I watched her blend it myself.
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They symbol ain't a rainbow.. it's a fuckin rubik's cube
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I blame yall for this. Yall made this girl famous for posting pics wit her white bf, now she in her 20s gettin botox. Shorty prolly spend all day thinkin bout her looks. Tryna look 'perfect' so yall can give her more likes. This shit sad. Yall seen what happened to Lil Kim
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More of my daughter's cooking 💙💙
"The first one is a carmelized brown sugar peach shortcake and the second are garlic bread french pizzas 🙂"
It's fresh roasted garlic under that cheese & turkey pepperoni.. I can't eem describe how it HIT
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Choosing the mother/father of your child is one of the biggest decisions you'll ever make in your entire life.
A bad choice can create problems for generations. Give yourself time & note ALL 🚩🚩
Nobody is perfect, but at least try to make the BEST choice available to u
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Couple dollars to show love to working ppl don't bother me. It's what I'd want if I was them
Tipping at the register, where i ordered my food and picked it up myself is wild to me.
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@_moimichelle
She did say "ya nigga" sooo I'm guessin whoever the dude is, he prolly gon talk like a nigga. That's how niggas talk when they claiming a chick
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Kobe was doing warm ups before a game one day.. kept missing.. told em the rim was off by ¼ inch. They checked. It was off.. by ¼ inch
The Warriors complained that the rim looked too high and turns out it was 2 inches off
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@AishiaDeal
Sounds good, but ppl wanna "spread awareness". So half the ppl gon walk out the meeting & jump on SM to talk about it. Other half gon tell all the 'good' white ppl they know what was said
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@ginabespitten
@KeesSweat
I guess they don't wanna be judged. Or they think it's gon undermine their authority if they tell their mistakes. It's futile tho cuz some of their mistakes become obvious once kids grow up
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@beforeyouturn
This white ppl shit to me. I don't do pranks cuz it turns into a back & forth forever til shit go wayy too far
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@xoxoxMinnie
That was definitely fucked up. But ppl don't follow Karenga as a person. Kwanzaa ain't a religion. Also, does he still do/endorse shit like this? Cuz by this logic we should prolly dethrone Malcolm X. If the 7 principles of Kwanzaa weren't valid, it'd have no merit
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How long yall think it's gon take Black ppl to fall in line again? I say a year or 2. The ones who gon fold instantly:
1. Teens
2. Dudes who "like em young"
3. Black ppl who worship at the feet of white academia
I hope y’all ready to be called pedophobic.
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If u know or like Egyptian mythology these will greatly enhance your understanding of the stories...greatly
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Blending science & Hip-Hop. I'm finna cry 🥲
Those are grills. I have grills too. Mine are a science themed, I have an antibody, a DNA double helix and an atom on mine.
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@AshWantsItAll
@Sourpack412
😂 That's what I'm saying! 27 young as shit. Gotta push that to 37+
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@black_mixed
Yep, but for them, scholars are more of a threat to their methods.
For us, we hold celebs in higher esteem than scholars for various reasons.. not good reasons, but yeah.
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@waterss_
What kind of chick was she? Twitter just be talkin, & alotta women on here pretend to be open-minded
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Pay the least amount of taxes possible & take the money u saved & spend on local schools & shelters. The govt just gon give it to the military
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This definitely works. But I'd say exhale *completely.. to the count of 15. Hold that for 4-5 seconds. Then repeat. We call it "pot belly breathing". Perfect time to recite your affirmations too (on the inhale)
Third Eye Fact: Take a deep breath, expanding your belly. Pause. Exhale slowly to the count of five. Repeat. This will calm your entire nervous system and bring you physical calm. This is called Coherent breathing
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We used to call this 'chameleon' paint back in the 90s. Some dudes had they cars switch 3 or 4 colors. Shit was crazy
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@bimbosumit
We all know what red roses symbolize. So why would a straight man accept a rose from another man? I wouldn't get violent but it's weird & the person KNEW it. That's like giving a woman a.... Wow, there's no universal gift of affection from women towards men
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