Melvin O’Neal
@HacksawWookie
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#1 Darty Guru East of the Mississippi. Former All State 6A Track 1990. Virginia Tech Class of 95. #BoobsGuy
Joined August 2022
Not much of a fan of Volleyball, but this Louisville Volleyball team has some Honeys!!
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I can proudly say this gave Melvin his first boner! Please and thank you.
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RIP Si man, nothing like trying to find your fav team on these type of covers.
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Trump by a LANDSLIDE.
Stephen A. Smith wants to debate Donald Trump: ‘I’d eat him alive.’
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Buddy of mine used this bad boy at a bar last night and it worked. Electric Factory
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Real Candles at Church is the equivalent of running the fucking football.
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The FCS football championship is nails as fuck. No opt outs, no transfers, no NiL. Just guys playing for the love of ball.
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Mrs. Ward with a DonJoy on. Gritty as fuck. He has my vote
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Julia Hatch Lookalike contest at my house tomorrow. 8 PM Sharp!
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If Gonzalez fixed his hair one more time that kick doinks out.
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Fuck ASMR, what's better than the boys screaming BALL when there's a fumble in the football game.
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Gotta wonder what the conversations are like between Angel Reese and this fella are like.
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Pretty sure I saw this cat on a episode of Smiling Friends.
Mississippi attorney accused of bringing contraband into correctional facility
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Gritty as fuck.
Wyoming having a collegiate wrestling match in a barn is the most American thing you’ll see today.
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Things I Love.Jameis Winston.Ghost Wipes. Things I Hate.Bikers riding their bike on the road instead of the open sidewalk.
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DAWG.
Emma Stone saying goodbye to Grayson Allen??. We were unfamiliar with your game.
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Awesome Stuff.
Zack Conti has played four years of football at Eastern Michigan as a walk-on. At one point, he was selling his plasma to help pay bills. Today — ahead of his final season — team captain Brian Dooley gave up his scholarship for Conti.
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Me telling myself it isn't that small.
Sam Pittman and Arkansas have one thing on their mind
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Bojangles drive-thru is using a Ai robot. First domino fellas, be alert. Keep your head on a swivel. #bidensamerica.
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Imagine stumbling upon this as a kid with the boys.
Police say it is one of most elaborate encampments they have ever seen, with a mini-power grid, including solar panels, and multiple home appliances. The encampment was discovered last week by the City of Edmonton and Edmonton Police Service joint response encampment team. It
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I am getting a beer at a bar in Florida. I trip over a dog while doing so, doesn't get much better then that.
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Still pissed that they cut off the FAU/Northwestern game to tell me the Queen of Turks and Caicos has cancer. Get real! This is March Madness! #basketball #MarchMadness2024 #KateMiddleton.
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Me looking at my 30 rack and my parlay for the football I will be watching today
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Imagine taking down 30 beers with the boys next to this. Stuff of legends. #beer.
OG Jake went to my alma mater Illinois State. The bar he used to work at in town, Pub II, has his pants hanging up in the rafters. Legend status.
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Was talking with the boys today, we all agreed there is nothing better then backing into a parking space. Manly as hell in my opinion. Guys being dudes.
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If you think this is fat, your a liberal fairy. Grow the fuck up. Social Media has turned your brains upside down. This is QUEEN.
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27 beers and this playing on the speaker. Book it for Friday.
This House version of Creed is an absolute BOP @StoolBackstage
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Go Undefeated in ACC play and I will give you my car myself.
Does anybody know anyone who is selling a car? Asking for a friend…🫡.
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What good does it do to have 5 million in your Roth IRA at age 75 if you cant even get your dick up. Get real. Gamble > Invest.
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Im tired of all the Dan Hurley hate. Dudes aren't built like that anymore. The people feeling for the refs are soft! Need more gritty coaches like Hurley.
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Just had two delicious burgers. Labor Day Starting Off Right!
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Gotta love a good fall camp scuffle. NFL or College, gets the people going!.
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football guy.
"With all the outside noise, our locker room’s in one piece. Locker room is a lot like my Mom’s bathing suits, like to see them in one piece.". Coach Harbaugh has such a way with words.
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SNL stinks, Dont even think its the cast either. The writing is down right terrible.
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PSA… Jackass Movies are not great movies for date night. Learned that lesson early🤣.
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Awwww did Shane Beamers Pussy Hurt while doing this? #TeamBigBoy.
COACH BOWL BEEF BETWEEN SHANE BEAMER AND BRET BIELEMA.
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This new Sturgill Simpson album is sexy. Can't wait to smoke some pot, get a sloppy blowjob and let these sweet tunes hit my ears.
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Jake from State Farm is starting to piss my off. Why the FUCK is he famous. It should be Flo from Progressive if anything.
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Looks like the Hokies just added a big one to the class of 24. Speaking of Big One’s you should see the shit I just took. Had to get out the ruler. #dadtweet.
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"The new Star Wars is the gayest one yet" and R2D2 is apparently lesbian. Hiroshima-level ratings bomb incoming.
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Mack Brown…. I can’t imagine he is coaching that much. Old as grandfather clock. Can’t stand UNC.
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Kyle Filipowski has to keep his head on his shoulders. Thats some home court advantage right there! More like Kyle Softapowski. #ncaa #basketball #duke #deacs #hoops #kylefilipowski.
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Haven't gotten a single question right, but Lindsay sure is easy on the eyes!
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Miss the days back in college when it hit 70 degrees and the ladies put on their A+ game. Man I miss college. #weather #showmesomeleg #ladies.
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Bet this girl would make a whole lot more money on onlyfans rather then averaging 6 points a game.
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Man this game is fun to watch! Sike!!! This game blows! Would these dumb bitches dunk the ball already?!?! #basketball.
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Woke up today and took the kids to school. What a perfect day it is.
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Call the fire department @PedullaSean @GBasile00 were on 🔥🔥. Just put the mortgage on the Hokies going to win the big dance! Stamp it! (Dont tell my wife!😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣) #Hokies.
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@CoachMKYoung What do we have to do to see Tyler Smedley in Cassell Coliseum this year?!! Lets make it happen Hokie Nation!! #Hokies #Basketball.
#Hokies, . How about some Roots rapid fire with @PedullaSean? . Use code “BEATWVU” for a discount off your order if you use the @Roots_Tweets app!
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Bama to the final 4.
Can’t believe my baby girl isn’t even a teenager anymore. Growing up way too fast. So many of my favorite memories are with you! Happy 20th Lexie! Love you!
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Seen a lot of posts about how the prices are going to get worse. Jersey Mike's was already way to expensive to begin with. Club Supreme shouldn't cost me my first born son.
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The 757 will do that to ya.
On his 38th birthday, Keith Richards is playing with The Rolling Stones at a show in Hampton, Virginia, when a fan rushes the stage (1981)
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Happy Mothers Day to all the beautiful big breasted women out there. Keep doing what your doing. Your work does not go unoticed! #MothersDay #moms.
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I simply don’t understand what’s going on with Anime I don’t get it, and I don’t like it!.
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Late night College Hockey. What we think this chicks salary is?
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One more Sleep untill I am crushing brewchachos with the Slusher Boys of ‘91. #Tailgateszn #Hokies.
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kids got grit. love it.
Lil Baby and FnG Lil King poppin it. Happy 11th Birthday to King🎂💸
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Lose some weight you fat fuck. I cant stand fat people.
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walk-on legend.
Cody Schrader is one of the greatest alpha male running-backs in college football history. Looking forward to watching the anti-Hamas Mizzou legend play on Sundays.
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Can’t wait to watch the Hokies defeat the cousin lovers tomorrow! Country Roads is about Western Virginia! Gokies!.
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Don't care. Would.
Michelle Beadle dropped out of college in TX then spent 3 years waiting tables and working random jobs. Until her wealthy father pulled strings with the Spurs and got her an internship that she had absolutely no qualifications for. Damn bitch, I guess you’re a hypocrite.
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Would love to see the NFL allow this. A fucking lion on a football field, now thats awesome.
#Lions coach Dan Campbell said he wants Real live Lion on the sidelines for the team, per @PardonMyTake . Campbell said team owner Sheila Ford had no problem with the idea but the league didn't allow it. "I’m not gonna point out Roger on this, I’m just gonna say the league
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I tell my kids everyday that if your most important meal of the day does not involve meat, you are not going to grow up to be the alpha male and females you were born to be. #meat.
What kind of meat do you eat for breakfast?.
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Give one of these to a guy on one of those inhabited islands.
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Red Clay Strays just dropped a nuke of a Tiny Desk. Shit Rocks.
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How about the cheerleaders losing their shit? Don't see that like you used too.
UTSA led 35-7 at half.UTSA led 42-17 with 5:30 left in the 3rd. Tulsa won 46-45 .
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Christmas is coming up. Just want to let you know if your Christmas eve service has battery powered candles you are weak. Real Church’s have the real deal. Real wax and everything. Gritty as fuck. #christmas.
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Watching little league baseball right now. I could definitely hit some homeruns off the meatballs these kids are throwing. #stillgotit.
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football as fuck.
Jim Harbaugh on Disneyland:. “This is the happiest place on earth: Disneyland. And what a slogan. They nailed it with that slogan! And I’d agree — especially as a kid. Then once you get to being about 17, 18, 19 or 59, 60: The happiest place on earth is a winning locker room.”
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