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✡️. Delis, Habs, Expos, Victoire, Simpsons, Jeopardy, Poutine, Bagels, Cartoon Theme Songs. Montrealer living in South Florida. Analytics+Intangibles lover.
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It's this and it's not even close.
What has been the funniest moment from the 2022-23 NHL season? ⬇️
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Top 5 candidates for the Habs Head Coaching job if Dominique Ducharme doesn’t work out:
1. Alain Vigneault
2. Michel Therrien
3. Jacques Martin
4. Bob Gainey
5. Claude Julien
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The Montreal Canadiens have been fined $25,000 for beating the Vegas Golden Knights in game two of the Stanley Cup Semi-Final.
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Someone at the game texted me this. Caufield stayed out to sign every fan's jersey when the rest of the team went to the room. Special kid.
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I wonder who it could be?
The
#NJDevils
have an unvaccinated player. It’s a prominent player. It’s going to affect the team’s season if he doesn’t change his mind.
How are they handling it? Talked to a bunch of people in the organization about the situation.
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Nikita Kucherov going out of his way to insult Habs fans for absolutely no reason seconds after he won the Stanley Cup is the best compliment we as a fanbase have ever received.
We did it friends.
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Galchenyuk to Suzuki to Caufield just like we all thought it would go down 9 years ago.
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The Habs run would be great on its own but the fact that it is making the hockey world lose their collective minds is just the best thing in the world.
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So Suzuki tossed this kid a puck, he missed and it busted his lip. Suzuki went into the crowd to make sure the kid was ok and give him a puck and a stick and then the arena staff told them he had to give up the stick or leave. They left and missed the game. This kid needs a game.
#NickSuzuki
#14ClassAct
@CanadiensMTL
Thanks Nick for taking a selfie & making sure Hunter was ok after he didn’t catch the puck you tossed him😂He loves the stick, puck autograph & Fat Lip😉A memory that will last a lifetime. Had to leave the game cause the stick wasn’t aloud🤣
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Two Suzuki goals, a Caufield goal, a Slaf goal, two Dach assists, two Guhle assists AND a loss? Perfection.
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Shout out to David Savard and Jake Allen who, in the midst of a tough one, threw my three year old at his first game a bone and made his night by acknowledging him and chatting with him. Gems.
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I still cannot believe that the Habs killed off a four minute penalty against a power play consisting of Nikita Kucherov, Brayden Point, Steven Stamkos, Victor Hedman and Anthony Cirelli WITH THE STANLEY CUP ON THE LINE and then won the game a minute later.
What the actual hell?
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I'm not exaggerating when I say that this could be the best chirp in NHL history.
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Montreal beat Vegas in the playoffs and completely destroyed their franchise.
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Pacioretty tripped Perry before the draw and pretended he didn't just like he pretended he didn't ask for a trade.
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The Habs got paid a first round pick to take on Sean Monahan. What a read
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If you think Max Pacioretty isn't going to get booed tonight then I'm assuming it's your first day.
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Tyler Toffoli was an excellent Hab who provided us with incredible moments on and off the ice. Dude loved playing in Montreal. Got so close to the cup. Wishing him, Cat and Dodger the best in Calgary.
A real Hab.
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Congratulations to the Vegas Golden Knights on joining the Toronto Maple Leafs in the exclusive Literally Every Fan of Every Other Team Wants You To Lose Club.
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Keep at all costs:
-Danault
-Perry
Keep if the price is right:
-Armia
A great Hab but his tenure has run its course and I wish you all the best:
-Tatar
Thank you for a great run but salut la visite:
-Staal
-Merrill
-Gustafsson
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My predicted starting lineup for Habs vs. Oilers tonight:
Pain-Misery-Frustration
Agony-Apathy
Jake Allen
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The Montreal Canadiens have been mathematically eliminated from the regular season.
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Call me crazy but I am weirdly confident about the Habs' ability to come back from a two game deficit against a blue and white team.
Not sure why.
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What's funny is that Carey Price is both an overpaid, over-the-hill, injury prone grandpa who the Habs would be lucky to get rid of AND the best goalie of all time who the Habs can't lose under any circumstances.
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Look on the bright side Leafs fans: you have no first round pick and no cap space.
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It's so cold in Montreal today because the Habs extinguished the Flames last night.
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How about Andrew Hammond coming into the NHL after like four years in the minors and letting in three goals in two games?
56 saves on 59 shots.
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Look at a Paul Byron. Not under contract. Taking his time to be at camp and be part of the development process. I haven't seen word that he was officially hired but I'm guessing that is coming soon. A good fit. A great dude.
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This should be the standard in all of hockey. He came in hard and hit him in the head. The rules need to protect players against headshots, the players should have to adapt to this standard at all levels.
the slow motion replay of the Geekie hit
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Eric Staal and Corey Perry on the same line the Habs are going to win the 2006 Stanley Cup!
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As a Habs fan, I have to hand it to the Toronto Maple Leafs on their incredible season. They won 38 games and lost 25. They lost a playoff series in embarrassing fashion to the team that won 37 games and lost 41. Just an amazing year that their fans should remember forever.
As a Leafs fan, I have to hand it to the Montreal Canadiens on their incredible season. They won 37 games and lost 41. They were outscored at even strength by 13 goals. Just an amazing year their fans should remember forever.
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Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma and you're told that the Habs and Leafs are in a playoff series and that the series involves Joe Thornton, Jason Spezza, Corey Perry and Eric Staal.
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Toffoli was a Hab for a year and a half and left such a meaningful impression on the team and fanbase. That's rare. He also barely played in front of fans. A shame.
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Um, actually...TECHNICALLY that streak ended in 2020
The Penguins' 16-season playoff streak has come to an end.
It was the longest active playoff streak in all of sports 😳
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Habs fans want the Habs to lose every game but also have a winning culture but also have the highest draft pick possible but also don't want to be embarrassed every night but also are upset about the roster being too good too soon but also love Dach and Barron but also
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Vasilevskiy visibility upset, kicking shit in the tunnel, no doubt over the fact that he could not wear a bigger chest protector.
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The owner of the Habs and the Mayor of Montreal are having a Twitter fight never tell me that Montreal isn't the Mecca of hockey ever again.
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Caufield's goal tonight VS. Caufield's first ever goal.
Identical.
Same exact pass from same exact player and same exact finish.
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Habs fans: I'm looking forward to a top five draft pick to add a franchise altering talent to this rebuilding team!
Jake Allen and Sam Montembeault:
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Not enough credit goes to Jake Muzzin for his exceptional pass to Nick Suzuki before the GWG. What a player.
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Nobody deserves this chance more than Carey Price. A roller coaster of a career. They need to win it for him.
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THE MONTREAL CANADIENS HAVE ELIMINATED THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS FROM THE 2020-2021 STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS!!!!!
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Juraj Slafkovsky won Slovak Hockey Player of the Year and Shane Wright is furious because he thought it should have been him.
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Wayne Simmonds chose the Toronto Maple Leafs over the Montreal Canadiens.
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Holy shit what a sneaky little jab by Marc Bergevin on Nick Suzuki's deal!
Suzuki signed a 63 million dollar contract.
Antti Raanta and Frederick Andersen's numbers are 32 and 31 respectively.
32+31?
63.
Masterful troll job by Bergevin.
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A post season with the Habs still alive and the Leafs and Bruins eliminated is as good as it gets folks.
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If NHL22 has taught me anything it's that rebuilding the Habs is incredibly easy and should only take Gorton about two hours.
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Another scorching hot take:
Vasilevskiy is what Carey Price would be with competent management and coaching. Price almost pulled it off regardless.
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If this is McDavid it's all anyone talks about for a full week.
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Chris Lee is a fucking disgrace. He should never ref another game.
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The Habs have been so good that I am personally offended by every goal against. I have grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
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Good Morning to the Montreal Canadiens, the best hockey team ever.
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What a damn Shane
The Montreal Canadiens are the first team eliminated from NHL playoff contention.
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Reporters: Five NHLers are surrendering to police on sexual assault charges.
The NHL: Utah
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Me: The Habs are a joke. Bad owner, bad GM, bad coach. Blowout loss after blowout loss. No change coming. Why do I even watch?
Also me: Oh sick there's a Habs game today I hope they win.
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The Habs play the Coyotes on January 17th in case anyone was wondering when the worst hockey game of all time is going to be played.
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Habs fans chanting Guy because the Habs scored their tenth is the best thing that has ever happened.
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I don't get how anyone could watch Jonathan Drouin's play this year and be dissatisfied with what they're seeing.
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No killer instinct and no goaltending.
Best of luck in the playoffs.
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Cole Caufield really isn't getting enough credit as to how he has adapted so quickly to the NHL. He is seeing the ice and reading plays so well. It's phenomenal.
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Dear Tuukka:
As a lifelong Habs fan, I’m humbled by your brave decision to do what's best for your family.
You QUIT on:
• Nobody
I hope that I NEVER have to see U in a Black & Gold Sweater with the spoked “B” Again!
Because you're a good goalie and I hate the Bruins.
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Coyotes: We are keeping Chychrun out in case he gets hurt prior to a trade.
Columbus: Same with Gavrikov.
Montreal: We are playing Edmundson on all three defensive pairs tonight.
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NBCSN pointing out Guy Lafleur with absolutely no clue who he's sitting next to.
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Seems like a Jeff Petry trade is inevitable this off-season. It's a necessity at this stage of the Habs' competitive cycle. It should not be understated how good Petry was for Montreal. A bad half of a season shouldn't erase years and years of consistent top level play.
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We've been talking about Caufield but holy shit the pass from Wideman was insane.
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Continuously putting Juraj Slafkovsky on a line with Mike Hoffman is a great way to test his mental fortitude.
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There is absolutely no good reason that Alex Romanov hasn't and likely won't play a single game in this series.
Terrible coaching. Terrible development.
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The Montreal Canadiens
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Bergevin signing Kovalchuk, milking every ounce of hockey he had left, flipping him for a third and then using that third to address a massive need is some solid work.
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Out:
Toffoli
Chiarot
Lehkonen
Kulak
Baddock
McNiven
In:
2022 1st
2023 1st
2023 2nd
2024 2nd
2022 4th
2025 5th
Barron
Heineman
Smilanic
Lagesson
Pitlick
Hammond
Holy shit.
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Ben Chiarot (sucks): Unprotected 2023 1st, Ty Smilanic, Cedric Guindon
Bo Horvat (doesn't suck): Protected 2023 1st, Anthony Beauvilier, Aatu Raty.
I don't get how Kent Hughes pulled that off.
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The fact that this is the first ever Stanley Cup Final game at the Bell Centre should be a bigger deal.
I mean holy shit right?
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Honestly. The "I told you so" tweets from the hockey world hating on Montreal makes this so much better than it already is. They've been waiting for four rounds to be able to say it and it took the best team in the league to allow them to do so. Feed me more.
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