*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cut me
*paws at you* cu
oomf on priv: i hate being like this. i don’t get why i keep on going. what’s wrong with me
oomf on main: im over here stroking my dick i got lotion on my dick right now im just stroking my shit im horny as fuck man im a freak man like for real
“i hate shedtwt” i say, and then i trip and fall to the ground as dozens of photos spill from my pockets. they’re all cum covered pictures of my shedtwt mutuals. i panic. “this isn’t what it looks like,” i frantically scoop them up. “these aren’t mine on skibidi”
ew proshitter. oh, im sorry proshitter. did i OFFEND you? do you want a bandaid? do you want a hug? do you want a kiss? i will kiss you. right on the mouth. come here proshitter. that’s it … your lips are so soft … mmph … proshitter …
pov you become my oomf
nerd oomf : heh well ... according to my calculations, it looks like we have a new member!
edgy oomf : tch. whatever. welcome to the pack, i guess.
tsundere oomf : i-it’s not like we want u!
me : heh! Dont worry abt them oomflet! welcome to the pack!