Heather
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Author of Just One Night (a chick-lit rom-com novel) & Tiny Little Wishes (a poetry collection) 📚 mommy & wife & lover of cats 💙💚💍 NO DMS! 🐈⬛🐈⬛🐈
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Listen to me read an excerpt from my novel Just One Night (link to buy on my page!)
I swear despite the passage I chose it’s lighthearted & funny 🤣🤣
Pardon my chunky face. Being in a happy relationship just makes me really enjoy food for some reason.
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Guys, I just found out that "heart emoji colors" have some sort of meaning... I've been using them willy nilly... so if I've somehow been wishing you death or undying love or something else based on my choice of heart color, I apologize. I had NO idea.
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This should be fun:
Can men and women truly be platonic friends?
Go.
I say yes.
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Would you eat my lunch, or are you appalled by it? 🤣🤣🤣
Whole wheat toast, whipped cream cheese, cukes, avocado, alfalfa sprouts 🥪
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Tell me your FANTASTY job.
Rules: NOT a writer, money is NOT an issue, and you magically have all of the skills to perform said job perfectly.
I'd like to be a bard.
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I can't be the only person who doesn't give even one single shit about Taylor Swift's new album, right?
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To be clear: I actually don’t care or intend to care about the meaning of said hearts and will continue to use them fast and loose as I have been.
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If I say “cuke” do you know what I’m talking about, or is this a regional thing? My husband didn’t know wtf I was talking about.
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Tell me something non-physical that makes a person attractive, sexy, etc
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Well, I just watched a giant spider crawl behind my stove. So now I have to move.
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If Mass ends like 10 min early and i’m not quite ready to go home to my child,who is currently being watched by my parents… I will sometimes get myself a Carvel ice cream cone and eat it in the parking lot in silence. Is this wrong?
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I have an uncanny ability to choose the only broken shopping cart at the supermarket. Every time.
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@candy_all_along
I kinda want to see some of the people on reddit who agreed w/the mother, but I'm not really familiar w/reddit and don't feel like searching.
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I want to follow you all back, but I don't know which of you are bots or weird ass marketing people who will slip into my DM's like a greased up bratwurst after I follow back... so please, tell me if you are a real person and I will follow back.
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I have my 6 year old son with me at work today. A coworker has her 18 year old daughter here also.
He is IN LOVE. He offered her his entire bank account, and also mine. I'm concerned that he's got no game.
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I need to know why, too often, when a guy cheats, the other woman becomes some sort of villain. Isn’t the guy the actual dickhead in this scenario?
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How do you feel when somebody shortens your name, or gives you a nickname, without your permission?
Obviously, my full first name is ridiculous and I just go by Heather, but I hate hate hate when people call me Heath.
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The last thing I will say on the topic is this:
I have a day job. I am not a professional writer. I've sold 168 copies of my novel (amazon, BN, local bookstores) and 37 people have felt inclined to review it, good or bad. And I think that is fantastic. Feels like success to me.
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What’s something about you that people find odd??
I have NO desire to travel. Ever.
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Am I the only person out there who fantasizes about giving away 95% of my belongings and living a much simpler life??
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Sometimes I just want to get a good fistful of chocolate cake and shove it in my mouth. That's normal, right?
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Annoying thing that non-writer friends like to say when they find out you've published a book: "Oh! I should write a book, too!"
Go ahead. Try it. Dick.
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I can’t be the only person who sings and dances around the supermarket, right?
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Apparently, there's something about me that makes people want to say mean things to me on here. Lovely.
Anyhow, I removed the poetry. I knew it wasn't good, but didn't need to be TOLD that. I won't be sharing more.
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So, your twitter name - how'd you choose it?
Obviously, mine took hours of contemplation and hard, thoughtful decision making.
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Tell me a piece of advice you heard years ago, that you’ve always followed without question.
Thanks to Teen & YM, i’ve never gone to bed with makeup on my face, and when I think the shampoo has been rinsed… I rinse for another 30 seconds.
I bring you all the important topics.
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#WritingCommunity
#writerslift
If you haven't already, you should follow me.
Top reasons why:
1) if you're a creative, I will follow back
2) I'm delightful & interactive
3) I'm starting my own cult, and promise that I only use the REAL oldskool poison koolaid in my punch.
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Is there anything worse than waking up 2 minutes before the alarm goes off??
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You just won the lotto - and you MUST spend a sizable chunk on something really frivolous. Like, people are going to roll their eyes at you over this one.
What is it?
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I see a lot of y’all calling yourselves “best selling author” but, like, are you really?
Does 3 hours as the number one Amazon seller in “Norwegian Folklore Books for Cat Owners” REALLY count???
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When you have an unceremonious parting with a friend or a significant other, do you still keep their secrets for them?
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Have you ever had a completely fictitious conversation in your head (with an actual person in your life) and this fake conversation makes you annoyed at them even though they have done absolutely nothing wrong??
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Lost 10 followers over my Taylor Swift comment.
I consider the garden now weeded.
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Does it bother you if someone dislikes you for (seemingly) no reason?
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Its Sunday! Here’s a lovely photo from where I live (this is actually in Montauk, NY) - show me your corner of the world. (Ps - my phone wanted to auto correct “corner” to “cornbread” wtf)
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Dear random men:
Some of your replies to my outfit pics truly turned my stomach.
Playing it cool must be a lost art 🙄
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So, my mom read my book… And she said she really liked it, except there was no nudity/sex 🤣🤣🤣🤣 wtf???
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My new pinned post 📚 watch me!
Follow me here & on Instagram (same name) for more info & to hear my readings & see my book clips ❤️
Purchase my novel, Just One Night, here:
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How often do you weigh yourself?
Trying to break myself of this habit.
Unsuccessfully.
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I’m a little bit surprised that people have such an opinion about wearing pajamas in public. If I’m going to run up to get Chinese food and it’s 7 PM, I’m going to be in pajama pants and a hoodie. Deal with it.
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I sold 21 books today. That means I’ve officially out performed at least 50% of Random House penguin authors. Allegedly allegedly allegedly.
#WritingCommunity
#selfpublished
#writersoftwitter
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Guys, I’m in a bad way today 😿 tell me show me something funny 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
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And in other news my son just said that if he gets married he wants it to be to a hot sweaty chick. He’s 6.
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Be honest: when someone says to you, "tell so-and-so I said hi!" - do you relay this message?
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#writersoftwitter
#writingcommmunity
OMG OMG OMG - JUST GOT MY FIRST FULL REQUEST! WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
#Writer
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Do you ever just want a vacation all by yourself, in silence, in a cave for a week?
A well-appointed cave.
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My final decision! One final question: wear my eyeglasses or just be blind all night??
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Confession: I tell people I’m 5’4” but I’m actually only 5’3” and a teeny bit.
Now you go. Tell Sister Heather your sins.
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Do you ever think, "wow, I'm annoying I should give people a break from me today?"
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Are fishnets work appropriate? Like with the right boots and dress? Or too much?
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The most soul shaking news I heard this week is that some of you do NOT pronounce "Van Gogh" as "Van GO" - Here in the US we say Van Go, which is obviously correct, since in American we know the right way to do everything.
Now I shall sit back and let your wrath rain upon me.
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Can your deceased loved ones pay a visit - maybe in a dream, maybe in another way - or is this just human silliness?
Tell me your story.
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Do you feel like, lately, we have to be (fake?) nice, even when we dislike something? We can no longer say, "that book sucks" or "that band is terrible" - it feels very restrictive and watered down, to me. And fake. Mostly fake.
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So, I closed my head in my car door today.
Please note its not the first time I’ve done this.
Or the second.
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Have you ever considered streamlining your life? Just flat out cutting out the things, people, etc. that aren't good for you - cold turkey?
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Do you feel like you have a "real life" and a separate "twitter life" sometimes?
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Wow. What a slow ass day on here. So tell me something super important - What do you order at McDonalds?
PS - don't lecture me on health & what not. Anyone who doesn't think a hot, salty McD's fry is fantastic is just lying or denying.
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#WritingCommunity
I need a good retort for when someone says something like, "oh, so you're not REALLY publishing your book?" when I mention that I'm self-publishing. Help me out, writers.
#writersoftwitter
#writerslife
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Am I the only person who often feels like they’re falling short in every life area?? It’s so draining to be this insecure & paranoid sometimes.
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"check out my new book!" = 14 replies
"a spider crawled behind my stove" = 78978979879 replies
Henceforth I shall aspire to be more uninspired when I post.
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Updated Pinned Post:
Check out my novel - Just One Night - available now wherever books are sold!
Visit my KindleVella (my attempt at paranormal!)
Check out my site for my current projects & other stuff!
Links to everything below in replies!
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Am I only person who, when I’m in a bad mood, listens to the same song on repeat like 38 times in a row?
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Its true 😜😜
And my back and right hip feel every one of my 46 years 🤣🤣🤣
Now wish me a happy birthday and tell me nice things!
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I want to write poem, but I have a (mildly) raging fever and I just tripped over nothing and crashed into my kitchen island. What do I do?
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Do you assign feelings to inanimate objects, or am I the only crazy person who does this?
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Do you remember your dreams? I so rarely do when I wake up.
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Anyone else not into positive affirmation posts? Like, "You can do this! You GOT this! blah blah blah"
Am I the only misanthrope out there? Give me some good insults and dark comedy. Now that I can behind.
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Which generation is the most offended by shit?
Surely not Gen X. We sit back and giggle as society crashes and burns.
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Wow, my engagement is shit. I guess I should stop posting poetry & go back to pointless small talk.
So, I like Butterfinger, but what’s your favorite candy?
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New writers: Guys, writers lifts suck. Stop partaking in them. You won't get real interaction that way.
The only way to get real interaction is to post naked photos. Everyone knows that.
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I rarely do these, but heres me at 18 vs me today 🖤 I think I aged aight!!!
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Am I petty and bored enough to scroll through 4500 people to see which 17 unfollowed me?
Turns out I am.
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$581 for this flight and I do believe they’re feeding me dog biscuits.
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If social media ceased to exist tomorrow, how do you think your life would change?
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@ShanaFlame777
There are like 28908098 with various definitions.
I'm going to continue to wish people sorrow & old people love.
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What is this type of a sandwich called in your neck of the woods?
In New York this is a hero.
I’ve muted all of my other posts for the day because I can’t handle how bitchy some people are over very trivial things.
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