David J. Gautieri
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A Top TE Means More Than You Think, Write It On My Tombstone | Sucker 4' Combine Metrics | Dynasty ❤️ | Ageist | Creator of @GuruFFWrld
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Joined July 2009
Dynasty Fantasy Football Principles:. ⁃ Build around elite QB’s, WR’s.⁃ RB’s are a luxury.⁃ Future 1sts = Gold.⁃ No “Needs” in the Offseason .⁃ BPA in rookie drafts.⁃ Trade down within tiers.⁃ Young ≠ Good.⁃ Play in 2-3 year windows.⁃ Think in terms of startup value.
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The DEN Broncos have played in Primetime 3 of the first 5 weeks. I am sick of watching this team….
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If Yahoo/ESPN grade your draft an “A” – your team is fucked. If Yahoo/ESPN grade your draft an “F” – you’re going to the ‘Ship.
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RD1 Christian McCaffrey.RD2 WR.RD3 WR.RD4 Kenneth Walker.RD5 Tee Higgins.RD6 Raheem Mostert.RD7 David Njoku.RD8 Jordan Love.RD9 Jordan Addison.RD10 Marquise Brown. Some poor soul drafted this team.
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Fantasy Football is like Game of Thrones. Every character you start to like gets killed off immediately the second you start to like them & by the end of the season you’re stuck with Bran Stark as your WR1.
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WK1 of the Cooper Kupp experience:. “I have the best team in the league.”. WK2 of the Cooper Kupp experience:. “Holy shit I’m fucked.”.
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CMC has never had an “average” season. He either wins you your league single-handedly or is the worst pick of all-time.
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The PERFECT fantasy draft was:. RD1 CeeDee Lamb.RD2 De’Von Achane.RD3 Nico Collins.RD4 Alvin Kamara.RD5 Malik Nabers.RD6 Rashee Rice.RD7 Chris Godwin.RD8 Brock Bowers.RD9 Tony Pollard.RD10 Jayden Daniels.
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NFL season is like Game of Thrones. Every character you start to like gets killed off immediately the second you start to like them & by the end of the season you’re stuck with Bran Stark as your RB1.
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I’m drafting Travis Kelce over every single RB next year.
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People who draft Taysom Hill as their starting TE are absolute animals & frankly you have to respect it.
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Trey McBride’s 17-game pace:. 103 receptions.1,164 yards.136 targets.0 receiving TD’s. GET THIS MAN IN THE ENDZONE PLEASE ‼️
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“Hey Justin I know you have a 5-1 TD-INT ratio, are completing 66% of your passing attempts, have rushed for another 5 TD’s, have a 4-2 record, & we just beat LV 32-13, but what I think the team really needs is to try & revive the corpse of Russell Wilson as our starter.”.
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Rome Odunze was never in the same tier as Marvin Harrison Jr. & Malik Nabers.
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Through 11 games:. Amon-Ra St. Brown.71 receptions.747 receiving yards. Jaxon Smith-Njigba.66 receptions.755 receiving yards.
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Dude is 5-3 now. It worked 😂😂😂.
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When you ask your leaguemate why they added Tim Tebow 😂😂😂
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Mark Andrews has run 196 routes this year & hasn't been asked to pass-block once. Not one single snap.
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If you aren’t happy single – you won’t be happy in a relationship. True happiness doesn’t come from others – it comes from clinching a fantasy football playoff spot.
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Fantasy Points Over The Last 4 Seasons. Kyle Pitts.491.9 Fantasy Points. Taysom Hill.505.6 Fantasy Points.
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Jahmyr Gibbs’ last 5 games played w/out David Montgomery. 27.6 fantasy points.29.9 fantasy points.25.4 fantasy points.26.3 fantasy points.46.0 fantasy points. (31.0 fantasy PPG). Prime-CMC numbers 👑
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Tim Tebow literally broke down crying on numerous occasions yet I’d be willing to bet you & plenty of other Caleb-haters celebrate Tebow’s “leadership” qualities. Wonder why that is…
@GuruFantasyWrld And neither cried in their mother's bosom after a game.
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Arthur Smith would excel “away from coaching.”.
Arthur Smith: Bijan excelling 'away from the ball'
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Trey McBride landing on fumbles in the endzone was always a part of the TE1 thesis.
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Nobody will remember:.- your salary.- how “busy you were”.- how many hours you worked. People will remember:.- whether you faded Justin Jefferson.- your take on the HOU WR’s.- if you were too scared to draft De’Von Achane.
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Ricky Williams played 11 seasons in the NFL & ran for over 10,000 yards. Dennis Rodman played 14 seasons in the NBA & collected over 10,000 rebounds. & they did it while expressing themselves in unconventional ways. It doesn’t matter whether Caleb Williams paints his nails, or
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The Drake London zero is a lot more concerning than the Tee Higgins zero.
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Brock Bowers is on pace to break Puka Nacua’s rookie receptions record (105).
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My worst picks in 2024:. ⁃ Tyreek Hill.⁃ Jaylen Waddle.⁃ Deebo Samuel.⁃ Travis Etienne.⁃ Dalton Kincaid.⁃ Xavier Worthy.⁃ Javonte Williams. These guys fuckin’ SUCK.
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2024 17-game paces:. Brock Bowers.119 receptions.1,252 yards. Trey McBride.112 receptions.1,205 yards. GIVE MCBRIDE HIS FLOWERS TOO ‼️. 💐 💐 💐
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AJ Brown, Amon-Ra St. Brown, & Marquise Brown are all Top-10 WR’s in PPG through 4 weeks. DJ Moore, Elijah Moore, & Skyy Moore are all outside the Top-50. My advice next year:. Brown = Good.Moore = Bad. This game doesn’t have to be hard sometimes.
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Garrett Wilson is averaging more fantasy PPG (19.8 PPG) WITH Davante Adams than WITHOUT him (16.2 PPG). BY THE WAY.
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CHI has “cut the bullshit” since firing Shane Waldron. Fuck the TE2; Fuck the WR4. Keep your best players on the field & get them the damn ball. Routes run this week:. DJM – 55/55.Odunze – 54/55.Keenan – 53/55.Kmet – 48/55. 📈📈📈📈.
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Need 4.72 fantasy points from Diontae Johnson tonight in one matchup. Congratulations to my opponent on the win.
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Brock Bowers is just like Sam LaPorta. If Sam LaPorta was bigger, faster, stronger, better, drafted higher, more productive in college, was an early-declare, averaged more yards after the catch, was more efficient, & was the #1 target on his team…. Just like him.
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I jinxed the fuck out of myself.
I have to sit one of Ja’Marr Chase, Nico Collins, Malik Nabers, or Rashee Rice every week. It causes me great pain.
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WIN YOUR LEAGUE IN 2024. RD1 Amon-Ra St. Brown.RD2 Travis Etienne Jr. RD3 Nico Collins.RD4 Trey McBride.RD5 Zay Flowers.RD6 Kyler Murray.RD7 Chris Godwin.RD8 Javonte Williams.RD9 Tyjae Spears.RD10 Rome Odunze.
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2024 Stats. Tyreek Hill.55 receptions.654 yards.4 TD’s. Jonnu Smith.58 receptions.648 yards.4 TD’s.
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1 STAT FOR EVERY TEAM. AZ – Marvin Harrison Jr. is the ONLY WR in the past 20 years (other than Ja’Marr Chase) to declare early from college & get drafted Top-5 to a team with a starting QB they also drafted in RD1. Chase put up 81/1455/13 as a rookie.
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1 STAT FOR EVERY TEAM. AZ – Trey McBride outscored Sam LaPorta & Travis Kelce (15.0 PPG) during his time as starter last year. In college – McBride posted the HIGHEST RYPTA of ANY TE prospect in the last 20 years.
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Best Parties in the World. 5. Graduation Parties.4. Bachelor Parties.3. Your 21st Birthday Party.2. Your Own Wedding.1. Your Home League Live Fantasy Draft.
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DRAFT RB'S WHO CATCH THE BALL. Breece Hall (95 targets).Bijan Robinson (86 targets).Alvin Kamara (86 targets).Christian McCaffrey (83 targets).Jaylen Warren (74 targets).Travis Etienne (73 targets).Jahmyr Gibbs (71 targets).Rachaad White (70 targets).Tyjae Spears (70 targets).
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Congratulations if you believed JK Dobbins would be LA’s RB1 this year. You’re much smarter than I.
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Ja’Marr Chase plays with Tee Higgins. Marvin Harrison Jr. plays with Trey McBride. AJ Brown plays with Devonta Smith. Nico Collins plays with Stefon Diggs (& Tank Dell). DO NOT PANIC because Garrett Wilson is about to play with a (soon-to-be-32-year-old) Davante Adams.
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@Clypse8_ Judging another man’s masculinity because of clips you saw on the internet is just weird.
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Chuba Hubbard & Jonathon Brooks are like Monty & Gibbs. If Monty & Gibbs were way worse players. Without a good QB. Or Playcaller. Or offensive line. On a team that never plays with a lead.
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The popularity of college football would go THROUGH THE ROOF if they created a College “Redzone” channel. THROUGH THE ROOF.
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Drew Brees ever done this?
Drew Brees never won MVP & Lamar just won it throwing 24 TD’s & 3,600 yards this sport is fucking dead bro.
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Nico Collins & Tee Higgins are the same age (25) & they are the WR2 & WR3 in PPG this year (19.5 & 18.4 PPG). Nico is valued as a Top-6 Dynasty WR. Tee Higgins isn’t even valued Top-12…
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2024 DRAFT GUIDE (1QB). [ESPN + YAHOO]. RD1. CMC a cheat-code (20+ PPG 5X; 6.5+ PPG ahead of EVERY RB except Kyren in 2023). CeeDee & Tyreek viable alternatives (23.7 & 23.5 PPG). Don’t fade Justin Jefferson (20.6 PPG, paced for 127/2023/8 on 187 targets in 4 games w/out Kirk).
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HOW TO WIN IN FANTASY. Step 1: Don’t pick a kicker until your last pick. Step 2: Drop your kicker immediately after the draft. Step 3: Add Kendre Miller, put him into an IR slot. Step 4: Add a kicker.
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Isiah Pacheco’s career-high is 15.3 PPG. He’s a RD2 pick this year. Rhamondre Stevenson‘s career-high is 14.7 PPG. He isn’t even being drafted in the first 5 rounds.
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People are going to regret drafting:. ⁃ Chris Olave.⁃ Michael Pittman.⁃ James Cook.⁃ Najee Harris.⁃ Zamir White.⁃ Keenan Allen.⁃ Christian Watson.⁃ Jameson Williams.⁃ Devin Singletary.
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When you draft Malik Nabers in RD5 or later of your home league draft
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Arthur Smith’s final words as a Falcon being “that’s f*cking bullsh*t” is so poetic because that’s what we’ve been saying about his decision-making the entire season.
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Tryone Tracy snapped his leg in half & returned to practice the same week. Broke his brain on the turf & just needed a full night’s sleep to piece it back together. There’s only one explanation…. Tyrone Tracy is a Cyborg.
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You are going to win your fantasy football league this year.
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Caleb Williams’ rookie pace:. 3,700 passing yards.20 passing TD’s.7 INT’s. The only other QB’s in NFL HISTORY to post 3,700+ passing yards, 20+ passing TD’s, & 10 or fewer INT’s as a rookie:. ⁃ Justin Herbert.⁃ CJ Stroud. Telling on yourself if you call this man “a bust.”
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MAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONS IN 2024. Travis Etienne > Isiah Pacheco. Nico Collins > Chris Olave. De’Von Achane > James Cook. Tank Dell > Stefon Diggs. Rome Odunze > Keenan Allen. Jaxon Smith-Njigba > Christian Watson. Javonte Williams > Zamir White. Jordan Addison > Jameson Williams.
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⁃ D’Andre Swift.⁃ Javonte Williams.⁃ Jaylen Waddle.⁃ Michael Pittman.⁃ Dalton Kincaid.⁃ Kyle Pitts. NEVER AGAIN – I’M GOOD !!.
Who are you NOT drafting next season?.
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Jonathan Taylor.25 years old.2,012 college + NFL carries .13.9 PPG this year.“Young Stud”. Josh Jacobs.26 years old.1,777 college + NFL carries.17.0 PPG this year.“Old Veteran”
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2024 CHEATSHEET (1QB). RD1 + RD2.Pair 1 RB + 1 WR (Get Your Guys). RD3 .QB: Allen or Hurts.RB: Achane or Kamara.WR: Nico, London, Aiyuk, or Waddle.TE: LaPorta or Kelce. RD4.QB: Lamar.RB: AVOID.WR: Waddle, Nabers, Deebo, DJM, or Kupp.TE: McBride or Andrews. RD5.QB: Richardson or.
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There’s ONLY 1 QB pacing for 5,000+ passing yards – Geno Smith. ONLY 1 RB pacing for 2,000+ rushing yards – Derrick Henry. ONLY 1 WR pacing for 2,000+ receiving yards – Nico Collins. & ONLY 1 TE pacing for 200+ receiving yards – Brock Bowers….
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PPG this season:. Garrett Wilson – 15.6 PPG.Drake London – 15.3 PPG.Jaxon Smith-Njigba – 15.2 PPG. 🧐🧐🧐.
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The Jets refusing to acknowledge that Zach Wilson is not an NFL starter is going to be their downfall. Had a chance to acquire Joshua Dobbs, Jameis Winston, Jacoby Brissett, Andy Dalton, or another veteran to challenge for a starting role. & they did absolutely nothing.
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Fantasy PPG this season:. Justin Jefferson.16.9 PPG. Jakobi Meyers (post-Davante trade).16.7 PPG
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Tee Higgins is tied with Justin Jefferson as the WR2 in PPG (19.3) this season. You should be rooting for him to stay in CIN – not to “go be someone else’s #1.”
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba with a career-high in receiving yards WK2 of YR2 👀. IT’S HAPPENING.
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Nico Collins has more receiving yards than Marvin Harrison Jr., Tyreek Hill, & Amon-Ra St. Brown this season. He’s played in just 5/10 games…
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WIN YOUR LEAGUE IN 2024. RD1 Amon-Ra St. Brown.RD2 De’Von Achane.RD3 Nico Collins.RD4 Trey McBride.RD5 Zay Flowers.RD6 Kyler Murray.RD7 Javonte Williams.RD8 Tony Pollard.RD9 Jordan Addison.RD10 Jonathon Brooks.
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Don’t tell me “good game” after beating me in fantasy. I don’t wanna hear that shit. Bah Humbug.
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WR’s with more receptions than JSN in 2024:. ⁃ CeeDee Lamb.⁃ Ja’Marr Chase.⁃ Amon-Ra St. Brown.⁃ Garrett Wilson.⁃ Malik Nabers. END LIST.
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Drafting a 31-year old Cooper Kupp over Puka Nacua the year after Puka broke the rookie receiving record is borderline deranged behavior. Sorry – not sorry.
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Look Brian Thomas Jr. is great. But if you think he’s having a better rookie season than Malik Nabers…. You simply do not know ball.
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How your league mates approach dynasty trade negotiations:.
If I’m Arizona I’m offering Michael Wilson plus a first and third rounder for CeeDee just to see if the old man says yes.
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Home league draft with 90-second clock on ESPN. Leaguemate drafts Joe Burrow in RD8. Texts group chat “J Burrow on the block” 3 rounds later before we even finish the draft 😂. Fantasy football is so back baby.
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Drafting a Mahomes’ WR coming off a 75+ reception rookie season in RD5-7 of fantasy drafts gotta be the most obvious decision in the entire history of hindsight.
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De’Von Achane is the FIRST RB in NFL HISTORY to average 7.5+ YPC on 100+ carries. (103/800/8; 7.7 YPC). No other RB has even topped 6.5+ YPC on 100+ carries before. Truly an ELECTRIC talent. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
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1 STAT FOR EVERY TEAM. AZ – The last time Kyler Murray had a 1,000-yard WR he averaged 24.4 PPG & finished as the QB2 in fantasy.
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Travis Etienne in 2023:. - 31 broken tackles; leads NFL. Travis Etienne in 2024:. - 3 broken tackles; 68th in the NFL; less broken tackles than Dameon Pierce, Isaiah Davis, & Will Levis… yes, Will Levis. WTF happened???.
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The elite TE’s aren’t paying off but just ask anyone who’s “streaming TE’s” how that’s worked for them. They probably added Juwan Johnson post-WK1 & started him WK2…. Then he probably scored 0 so they added Hunter Henry post-WK2 & started him WK3…. It’s a nightmare.
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I’m going to just continue drafting De’Von Achane, Nico Collins, & Trey McBride in every draft until someone physically stops me.
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Lamar Jackson’s season-high is 36 passing TD’s in 15 games. Josh Allen’s is 37 in 16. Lamar Jackson averaged 260 passing YPG in his 11 full starts this year. Josh Allen averaged 259. Respect. Lamar. Jackson. THE PASSER.
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There are going to be fantasy teams who face Ja’Marr Chase this week & still win. & it’s going to be absolutely glorious.
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If you don’t draft Kelce in RD1 – draft Andrews in RD2/3. If you don’t draft Andrews in RD2/3 – draft Waller in RD4/5. If you don’t draft Waller in RD4/5 – draft Kittle or Pitts in RD6/7. If you don’t draft Kittle or Pitts in RD6/7 – draft Muth or Njoku in RD8/9. If you don’t.
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If someone offered me their Najee Harris for my Rhamondre Stevenson in any format I would decline.
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De’Von Achane has scored 23+ fantasy points in EVERY single game Tua’s started this season. RB1 OVERALL (27.8 PPG).
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Kyren Williams LED THE NFL in touches per-game (21.7) last year & everyone’s freaking out because his coach wants to get him *checks notes* even more touches.
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There were SEVEN (7) rookie WR’s who posted 60+ receptions this year. ⁃ Puka Nacua.⁃ Rashee Rice.⁃ Jordan Addison.⁃ Zay Flowers.⁃ Jayden Reed.⁃ Josh Downs.⁃ Jaxon Smith-Njigba. That’s the most by any rookie WR class in NFL HISTORY.
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WIN YOUR LEAGUE IN 10 EASY STEPS. STEP 1.Draft 1 WR + 1 RB in the first 2 rounds. STEP 2.Draft Nico Collins or Brandon Aiyuk in RD3. STEP 3.“Reach” for Trey McBride in RD4. STEP 4.Draft Zay Flowers/Tank Dell/Rashee Rice RD5. STEP 5.“Reach” for Kyler Murray in RD6. STEP 6.Grab.
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Chris Godwin is the ONLY WR who scored 20+ fantasy points in both WK1 & WK2.
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This is like telling someone they’d be boyfriend material if they weren’t ugly & stupid.
The Denver Broncos see rookie RB Audric Estime “as a three-down back if he can smooth out some rough edges as a receiver and get more consistent in pass protection.” . (Via @espn)
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Starting your draft Cooper Kupp, Jonathan Taylor, Josh Jacobs, Breece Hall might not work but it will 100% show your leaguemates that you fear absolutely nothing.
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Never Veto.
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Rookie WR’s with 75+ receptions & 900+ yards in the past decade:. ⁃ Odell Beckham Jr. ⁃ Michael Thomas.⁃ Justin Jefferson.⁃ Amon-Ra St. Brown.⁃ Jaylen Waddle.⁃ Ja’Marr Chase.⁃ Garrett Wilson.⁃ Puka Nacua. AND…. ⁃ Rashee Rice 👀
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Xavier Worthy is closer to Rome Odunze than Rome Odunze is to Malik Nabers.
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Christian McCaffrey was the only RB in the past 4 years to post 950+ rushing yards & 75+ receptions in the same season. I say was – because Breece Hall just did it too.
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Jonathan Mingo & Xavier Legette both FAILED to hit 30 receptions in any of their first 3 collegiate seasons. CAR doubled-down on the worst kind of WR-archetype 😂😂😂.
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