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@implausibleblog
Nigel would solve the small boat problem by effectively declaring war on France.
#impractical
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@koshersemite
@dpinsen
It’s also amusing that he thinks the USA decided that the capital of Israel was Jerusalem.
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@CosmicSkeptic
Peter Hitchens always falls apart when he encounters someone who can sustain an argument for a few minutes.
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@rhymen0ceros
@RobDenBleyker
Would putting a burger in the bag be a more fulfilling use of 2 minutes for you?
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@jake_poops
If we can’t poke fun of the pretentious, entitled, nearly dead, we are disrespecting vulnerability. This is the worst form of cancel culture.
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@volublecomrade
@PierreMenard
There’s just no time to do anything but get my machine gun and spray bullets in to my yard. So far, mercifully, my toddlers have only been maimed 3 times. But never fatally. I’m thinking I might not let them play outside. But then what? Video games. Bit of a Sophie’s Choice?
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@sourcerolls
@kenvogel
@EricLiptonNYT
@rfhyde1
You’ve obviously never played the Stalk the Diplomat drinking game.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Isn’t calling a parliamentary committee a kangaroo court contempt of parliament?
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@kurteichenwald
@SpiroAgnewGhost
@chuckwoolery
It’s sad that it takes tragedies for it to become apparent that Chuck Woolery is an idiot. But there we are.
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@TrueFactsStated
I would like to have the opportunity to shake his hand one day, just so I could not do it.
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@JoyceWhiteVance
To be fair, he’s not blaming you. It’s the babies. They took advantage of the law that allowed them to be born.
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@montrealer97
@deette_hankins
@phildstewart
And you better like them for sentimental reasons as they are now for the time being practically worthless.
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@SexCounseling
@realDonaldTrump
@mirandadevine
More than half the people think he’s a crook who should be removed from office.
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@Acyn
Trump knows there aren’t 12 people randomly selected in Manhattan that wouldn’t have him crucified.
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@walterowensgrpa
@realDonaldTrump
He did the usual dog work. Fetch. That sort of thing. Sometimes he retrieved. Not many people know dogs can retrieve.
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@daniel_dsj2110
@PaddyRy65586397
Leisure was seen as time surplus for the rich, afforded by the labour of others. Marx saw it. Everyone saw it. Some were convinced it was the way things had to be.
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@walterowensgrpa
@realDonaldTrump
I fired my dog last week, like Trump would. It cost me a lot of money and involved several people who ignored me. Dog is fine.
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@robinthemint
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
It’s almost contemptuous. Perhaps Rees-Mogg should take advice.
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@nycsouthpaw
Did it calm the nation when he said that China had not only withheld information about Covid but may have developed it as a biological weapon?
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@walterowensgrpa
@realDonaldTrump
My dog had been working for me a few years but I never knew him. Not strongly.
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@Iromg
@The411world
@benhabib6
@ClarkeMicah
@angelalevin1
@talkRADIO
@ClarkeMicah
tomorrow will you please explain to Mike what a war crime is and why it is wrong to shoot prisoners of war? Thank you in advance.
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@janmpdx
In what sense was Ayn Rand a philosopher? She was a holder of opinions but I’m not sure that’s enough.
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@4everNeverTrump
@AlanDersh
Perhaps dictated his tweet to a stenographer who sent the shorthand to a transcription service. “Take a tweet, Miss Jones, ‘when Olga the 40 something and very manly seeming masseuse rubbed me therapeutically my underpants were all times on...’ &.c”
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@richardotoole42
@rickygervais
Personally, Hitler’s right to make speeches isn’t what bothers me about him.
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@walterowensgrpa
@realDonaldTrump
At the end of the day I was hoping he or she would resign, I guess. But to be honest I can’t even remember now why I wanted to fire my dog in the first place.
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@ClarkeMicah
Thought experiment: if the Germans had attacked by releasing a biological weapon that spread thru human contact, do you think the pubs would have stayed open?
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@KevinMKruse
I think his point might be that had the Redskins won, Trump would have congratulated the state of Washington.
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@ianbremmer
@gtconway3d
This is the warm bit, most people don’t live here, and it’s freezing.
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@atrupar
I’m no body language expert but I notice that anytime Trump has his arms crossed he doesn’t know what he is talking about. I also notice this when he doesn’t have his arms crossed.
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@walterowensgrpa
@realDonaldTrump
Some people say dogs can do other things. Strongly. My dog was cowardly. I think.
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@TomJChicago
@TJSeraphim
@michaelluo
@adamdavidson
The Trump organization appears to be a number of flow thrus for tax purposes. There is no overreaching corporate structure with share capital that could be broadly owned. I stand to be corrected.
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@walterowensgrpa
@realDonaldTrump
Mostly I said nasty things about my dog behind my dogs back. Hoping it would get back to him. Or her. I’m not really sure.
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@Rschooley
@ParkerMolloy
An actual smoking gun would be dismissed as mere circumstantial evidence of a crime.
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@BallouxFrancois
To be fair, “space lizard” is a bit of a straw man. They are pan dimensional lizards. Calling them “space lizards” makes them sound silly.
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@MaryLTrump
@CeeEyes
I still like my idea of seizing Trump properties and converting them to prisons for white collar criminals. Trump Tower is a good start. Good midtown location for a remand facility.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
I’d agree with you if Putin hadn’t invaded another country. You see I don’t think Ukraine is an internal Russian affair.
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@CosmicSkeptic
As bored as Peter Hitchens claims he is by the subject, I anticipate his Sunday column will be about harm reduction, the failed Portugal experiment, and you.
I hope you drop your promised commentary about his arguments on Saturday night.
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@cbouzy
Also, it was the palace that threw Kate under the bus for the photoshopped picture (and William).
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@maxseddon
Money is becoming worthless to hold and expensive to borrow in Russia. [Insert Yakov Smirnoff jokes here.]
@Yakov_Smirnoff
is by the way Ukrainian.
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@jdawsey1
@davidfrum
The US ambassador to the Court of St.James should be told the Queen politely declines to meet with this Jackass.
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@MattSchultz13
@bradheath
@DemocracyJourno
Congress is also able to oversee the administration of the Income Tax Act, including the mandatory audit.
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Perhaps if each day we read out the names of all the people who died each day on the news, Peter Hitchens would notice when the newsreader needed to take 3 hours rather than 1.
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@ScottWalker
What abortion aborts is a pregnancy. You can’t abort a pregnancy after it has ended.
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@kainagata
Indigenous protestors have been routinely arrested without the Emergency Measures Act. The EMA is only required to arrest angry white males.
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@atrupar
Trump doesn’t own Trump Tower. He’s a front for money launderers. That’s why he can’t pledge it. The jig is up.
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@gtconway3d
@abludworth
@thehowie
@peterbakernyt
He also claims though that Vietnam wasn’t widely known during this period. I’m going with dementia.
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@enomaojo2
@SamRamani2
Yes but this government would likely try to privatize the retaliation through a shady public private partnership.
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@SamRamani2
I’m leaning towards dissolution. Start a new version without Russia on the security council. Bounce the UK and France off too, and replace them with the EU, or let the General Assembly vote for the members.
The world has changed since 1945. Reboot required.
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@RudyGiuliani
I thought Republicans of your age have agreed to sacrifice their lives for the good of the nation?
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@ben_nowak17
@IvanThrone
I murdered 6 therapists today with my bare hands and now regret it because they are helpful to some.
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