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@GuaranteedHit
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7 months
I hope he knows how much this meant to so many minorities, children from single parent homes, and people who just came from nothing, this was actually so many people’s learning moment for what it means to perservere
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This nigga really told Neji "My destiny is something I decide", then turned around and let destiny control his entire life 💀
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Naruto and Sasuke: "Man this chakra control shit is too mu-" Sakura:
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@IGN If Spider-Man gone, I'm gone too nigga
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@anturusu Leave that man alone, she chose him!
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@SorcererK1ller 2 random niggas popped out and put her on and that was all their existence held, but I’m the misogynist for thinking that’s crazy???
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@Wutintheactual Same energy
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@GuaranteedHit
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You know this is making me realize we give Hakari a lot of leeway for what’s pretty much a punch kick merchant with regenerative abilities
@2sideAnime
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Hakari vs the Sendai colony Who's taking it?
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@GuaranteedHit
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@invertedspear22 No clue who tf this nigga with Yuta is, looking forward to his debut tho fs
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The entire anime community when the weird MHA fans start sexualizing little boys again
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If it had a better animation studio, niggas would hype it up like they're hyping up KnY
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@GuaranteedHit
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@SorcererK1ller He swear he hate kids btw y’all
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How Naruto pulls up to 1v1 fights
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@GuaranteedHit
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@EisakuOtomo 10 years old next year talking about some fucking “new gen”
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@GuaranteedHit
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@AshenTrace That “TIMES FOUR” changed my fucking LIFEEEEEE
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@GorillaPimpin_ Imma say this right now, it could be the hottest summer day in the history of this planet, 12pm sharp, and Escanor could be completely in his bag, and when I tell you that Broly will still rip that nigga's head off in the blink of an eye, I mean it
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@GuaranteedHit
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@markooooos_o @invertedspear22 Bro so white, when this popped up in my notifs I thought I got hit with a flashbang
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When your mom just finished beating you, then comes in asking "What type of pizza you want?"
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@Nooooooope_ @Yuno_lt Really opened this expecting some cheeks, look at this life...
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When she starts saying "I love you", but you've only been talking to her for 3 years
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After this this man Gogeta went SSB, Broly couldn't even land 1 hit on him, some 🐐 shit
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@niyahmlewis @wavey_weaboo God gonna bring this up when you're at the gates and welcome you with open arms 😭✊🏾
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@RemmyBux @fuckdellz So y'all telling me it's not???
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Me and my niggas in October when Season 4 of My Hero Academia drops
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@FredsEgo_ @jeennizzle @thealondranator Nah, this be grown ass adults bro 😭
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When she asks "What are we?"
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The nigga at Toei who accidentally leaked all the DBS info when the board asks how everyone knows about the return
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@GuaranteedHit
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@MugenKampaWorks Come on man, ITS TOO EASY
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@Dreldoryn I'm not stunting on what he got, shit let me be a child of prophecy, I'd be going CRAZY. What I'm saying is, Shippuden really contradicts most of the core themes that were established in part 1
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@RaijinGoat Black Clover doesn't deserve the hate it gets!
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@GorillaPimpin_ Like I'm talking Merlin on the sidelines cheering him on and everything, so he's at full morale, and Broly would still murder him
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Y'all really hating on my nigga for making it out the hood
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@GuaranteedHit
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@invertedspear22 Nah because the shit really started blowing me because I wanted to say Hakari could handle it but I started thinking what is that nigga gonna do about this when all he got in his bag are punches and kicks?
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@DEAADSEAA
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Me and Natsuki Subaru the same nigga
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"Tbh you're funny, Rate: 6"
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@GuaranteedHit
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I know we be talking about how media changed our lives, but literally no piece of fiction altered the trajectory of my life like Dragon Ball man, and it’s all thanks to Akira Toriyama, I’m legitimately on the verge of tears
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Me when I catch some of my mutuals having a discussion about Slice of Life anime
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@GuaranteedHit
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11 months
@invertedspear22 AND SHIT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, THE ONLY REASON THIS NIGGA BEAT KASHIMO IS BECAUSE THAT CRASH DUMMY DONT GOT A DOMAIN
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I'm completely convinced that most of the people on this app are actually incapable of forming their own opinions on things, so they let that one nigga with a bunch of followers do it for them. Be having straight sheep mentality and are okay with themselves, couldn't be me tho.
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@GuaranteedHit
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@ANIDEEZY this is hilarious because they’re dead serious about this too 😭
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When I rewatch the Midoriya vs Todoroki fight, I start realizing how corny that shit was. "It's your power not his!" Like dawg, shut up and beat that nigga ass 😭
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When your mom is about to reject all your weekend plans, but dad pulls through to negotiate
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Seen a Naruto nigga on IG say Momoshiki scales Universal, almost deleted the app man...
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@dylkun @KaizokuNigga On the father, son, and the holy spirit this right here is some facts
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Me in 5th grade when I'd catch one of my friends chilling with his neck out in the open
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When the manga you've been reading for a minute gets an anime adaptation and blows up
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Imagine your page being so dry that you gotta make garbage takes to get any type of interactions 💀
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@xRyWilliamCM @ImYoungChizz Bro said "You can go and ask her" in the song tho
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@SorcererK1ller Nah I really urge you to alarm him because that’s his killer right next to him
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Bakugo consulting Class 1A after everyone got their shit rocked by Mirio
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Everyone in the Tournament of Power when 17 tried to stop Ribrianne from transforming
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@kalinwalker_ @itscarneezyy Damn, your pops ain't been around huh?
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Me when I catch one of the homies getting ready to be "The only nigga she talks to"
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Goku: "I quit Cell, but there's a fighter here that I know can defeat you" The Z-Fighters:
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Females really playing life on recruit difficulty, I hate this game 💀
@killualovr
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I CANT BREATHE I GOT A SWITCH FWTGSDJWJDJDJS
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Goku: "If we both fight, we'll beat these Ginyu Force guys for sure!" Vegeta:
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Man they were talking about some fucking Connections, some fucking Cursed Clash, thank you Dragon Ball for saving anime games once again
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How niggas start playing defense when you have 20 points in 21
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Reading Translations of Togashi's comments from Dragon Ball's 30th anniversary and dawg, how he a bigger DB fan than me? 😭
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How Frieza pulled up on all the Z Fighters when they fought on Namek
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9 months
I’m not sure y’all realize, but Dragon Ball is 38, almost 39 years old and kids are still trying to turn into Super Saiyans to this day, Pokemon is 28 years old and your grandma and baby cousin both know who Pikachu is
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the mainstream impact satoru gojo has is insane to me like i honestly don't think a fictional character has reached the level of popularity gojo is on right now
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When your dad comes back after years of absence talking about "Where's my Father's Day gift?"
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All For One when he sees some heroes walking around with some pretty useful quirks
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What Jackpot Hakari would do next week if JJK was good
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This was genuinely comedy tho, these RDC niggas are really up man
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5 months
LMFAO THAT NIGGA REALLY SAID WHAT DESMOND SAID
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Ichigo when Yoruichi pulled up on him for the first time
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Alright, the streets have to know, who fucked up the most during the Cell Saga?
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@GuaranteedHit
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This page means so much to me, to have single handedly prevented a Shibuya level disaster, put down one of the two big threats, and still believe there was more you could have done, other lives you could have saved, the embodiment of the humanity deemed worthless by the narrative
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Wouldn’t be the case if cursed energy traits meant a damn thing tho, just saying!
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Gohan: "No more aliens or danger, time to focus on these boo-" Krillin: "Aye, Frieza just came back"
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How niggas start posting up online after a fight, knowing damn well they just got their ass beat
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It's really niggas that think Escanor can beat Broly??? Heading tf out
@XansDomain
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Broly vs Escanor (Full power, all feats) Who yall got?🤔
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"Why do you want to be a hero?" Midoriya: "To be like my idol!" Bakugo: "To be number 1!" Mineta:
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Niggas think that to be a good villain you have to have a reasonable motive and that's cap. Some people just like fucking shit up and I'm with all of that shit
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@RaijinGoat Also y'all might call me crazy for this one, but Captain Yami > All Might
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Y'all ever just sit down and wonder why God ever thought giving roaches wings was a good idea?
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Alabama niggas after the Abortion law passes and their girl says she's pregnant
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WARRIORS DYNASTY IS OVER? TURN THAT SHIT UP!!!
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But can we talk about the fact that if that Kamehameha would've hit, they would've really killed that nigga 💀
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@kim_rooz I don't think they the problem girl...
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Doctor: "Ging, your son is destined to be a Shonen Protagonist, aren't you excited?" Ging:
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Only significant thing he did in Shippuden was fight himself
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Namek Saga Vegeta was truly a different breed, man knew the system too well. He managed to go from Cui level to Frieza level off of straight Zenkai Boosts 😭
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@blocboydeku Catch him lacking at midnight and get to scrapping
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Table 1 would literally just be niggas praying that their mangaka comes off hiatus 😭
@AniAvenue
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What table are you sitting at?
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Me: "Alright, I'm about to hop in and pick up this W real qu-" Sanji mains in Jump Force:
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I'm starting to think niggas don't understand what the word "underrated" means
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