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City Traders League & Cup 2015, TB County Cup 2016, PDSL Div League Cup 2018, Coors Prem Div Cup 2022, Coors Prem & League cup Winners 2022, 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 🏆🏆
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BREAKING NEWS:
We’d like to announce our new signing
@tompope11
to Greenhoffs FC, finally seen the light. UTG 🔴🔵
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Everyone at Greenhoffs would like Send there love and condolences to Sam Cooksons family and friends at this sad time.
Sam was part of our very first season as a Sunday league club and he won’t ever be forgotten.
R.I.P mate x
💙❤️
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When you tell
@MatthewBanks9
it’s fancy dress for the Greenhoffs Christmas do. KEEEPERRRSSSS
@KeeleyTaylor_
@sportbible
@ladbible
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Greenhoffs 5-1 Crescent
9-2 on aggregate.
Nothing else to say!
Jake alcock x3
Adam holford
Dave Ashley
Up The fucking HOFFS 🔵🔴
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Fundraising Event to support the family of Cockney Dan...
August 30th 2020
🏟 Wedgwood CC
📍Wedgwood CC, Barlaston, ST12 9BB
⏱12pm Kick off
Greenhoffs FC vs
@_MenUnite
BBQ, collections, football cards and football. All support is appreciated.
UTG🔵🔴
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Absolutely gutted for Stribbo today after suffering an horrific leg break! The club wishes him a speedy recovery, hopefully he'll be back playing soon ♥️
A big dampener on probably our best performance of the season being 1-0 up before the game abandoned!
Go fund me below 👇🏻
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Champion Sundays 🏆
Greenhoffs 2-0 Knave
Comprehensive win against a knave side who we’ve beaten all 4 times this season! Paid the league this paid the league that nothing comprehends a fucking successful side that turns up every week! Up the fucking Greenhoffs!
🔵🔴
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Through to the next round of the Sunday Fa Cup with a win in Coventry!
Greenhoffs 3-2 GXNG FC
Goalscorers:
Tom pope
Martyn stanyer
Kyle Stubbs
UTG 🔵🔴
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Greenhoffs 2-1 Milton United
First cup win for a few years tonight! Well deserved from absolutely everybody involved! Some characters in this side, which makes us a TEAM!! 1/4 we go again Tuesday!
Liam Gallagher
Lee davies
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Greenhoffs game this morning. Heard our main man
@A94Jake
banged twice lastnight, hopefully he continues that form and bangs in the game 👨👧👧
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BREAKING NEWS:
For the coming season we can confirm the following appointments:
Team Captain:
No one cares.
Vice captain:
No one cares
Newly appointed treasurer:
Still no one cares.
Stay tuned for more no one cares news!! 🔴🔵
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Rumour has it
@HanleyEastwood
could be folding. Please donate just £2 to help Wago save the club.
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With results gone our way today, we’re happy to celebrate back to back promotions with two games to spare. It’s been a superb season which has seen us reach the PDSL Premier league in just four years of the clubs history. Here’s to season number five next year.
Greenhoffs FC 🔵
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The fans have called for a petition to strip
@JakeLangdridge
as captain because he has spray tans at weekend with his Mrs 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
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It’s a good job you two don’t play each other, you’re that wank you’d both fucking lose.
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Congratulations
@TheRoebuckFC
on their big summer signing. Gutted to see our favourite liner leave. But he looks happy with his move.
Opening now available, apply if interested.
Requirements:
Not a Mardarse when benched
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.
@HanleyEastwood
cheer leader is back. After her break with Harry Prime. left no option but 2 go back to Sean Reaves Jones "Harry's bigger"
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Staffordshire county premier cup semi final result:
Churnet valley 1-5 Dogshit fc.
Two early goals settled us in on the cowfield. A quick reply from the home team but we soon sent them packing. UTG 🔵🔴
Final TBA
Goalscorers:
@callum_ward1
x3
@feeneyyyy
x1
@luke__lewis
x1
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Greenhoffs 1-0 Men Unite
2022/2023 Premier Division Cup Champions 🏆
RETAINED!!
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Greenhoffs 4-1 Roebuck
Normality resumed.
A comfortable victory for the lads, who never got out of second gear. Roebuck stating we were desperate for a striker decided to put the ball in their own net
twice to help us out.
Round of applause for the buck 👏🏼
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RESULT:
The Knave 1-3 Greenhoffs
Absolute brilliant from minute one… Nothing more to say! Gutted to concede a penalty in the last few minutes to conceed. It’s a long season, plenty to play for.
Goalscorers:
Jord Flattley x2
Adam Holford
UTG 🔵🔴
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Thank you to everyone who came and supported us today and the lads behind the scenes for all their hard work.
We were unlucky today but we go again in the PDSL cup and hopefully a final at vale park. UTG 🔴🔵
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Greenhoffs 2-0 Holditch Miners
Good result in the sentinel cup semi final last night! Proud of the lads with a battling performance. Big shout out to Jay lovatt for a MOTM showing and to bagsman for a wonder goal!
Goalscorers:
Adam Holford
Jordan flattley
UTG 🔵🔴
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PDSL Prem:
Sneyd FC 2-2 Greenhoffs Cunts
Goalscorers:
@JakeLangdridge
@A94Jake
MOTM:
@A94Jake
Dominated the whole game start to finish, going into the lead twice. Long ball FC scored two scrappy set pieces. Had enough chances to win the game. UTG🔴🔵
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This Sunday the lads face
@HomeBargainFC
in the 2nd round of the Sunday FA Cup!
🆚️ Home Bargains FC
🏆 Sunday Fa Cup
🗓 12th November
⏰ 1pm
🏟️ The Autonet Stadium, Kidsgrove Athletic
📌 ST7 1DQ
Your support would be appreciated!
UTG 🔵🔴
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Knave 1-2 Greenhoffs
Another dominant performance this morning by the lads… 6 lads missing and the boys that turned up were class from minute one. We could of easily been up 4/5 in the first half. Bagsman one or two with the finishes!
Adam holford
Liam Gallagher
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PDSL Division One Cup final 8th May 🏆
Greenhoffs Vs Trent Tavern
7pm K/O
Kidsgrove Athletic
Get yourself down to watch what promises to be a good night of football. Your Support would be appreciated. £2 on the turnstile
UTG 🔵
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Staffordshire County Premier Cup Winners 2023/2024 🏆
If someone would have said 9 years ago we'd win everything you possibly could locally at Sunday Level we'd of laughed our heads off... But here we are 💪🏻
Roll on our tenth year next season!
UTG 🔵🔴
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Pre Season Result from today:
Greenhoffs 9-2 Cheshire Cheese
Good solid performance from the lads today, good reaction from Thursdays night performance.
Onto next weeks Game in the “Cockney Dan” Memorial cup 🏆
Hope to see everyone there
UTG 🔵🔴
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11 Goals in the last two games means we're one point off winning the Coors Premier title for the 2nd time in three years...
Greenhoffs 7-1 Canal Tavern
Wood Lane 1-4 Greenhoffs
All to play for 👌
UTG 🔵🔴
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Friendly:
Greenhoffs 5-2
@TheRoebuckFC
/Bassets/Anchor/DogAndDuck
Goal scorers:
@callum_ward1
x2
@shay_Finney7
@mattyhope92
Ryan Baxter
Comfortable win considering we had 9 players missing. Could have easily been more. Cheers for coming lads. UTG 🔵🔴
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Bad day at the office for the boys yesterday as we suffered our first competitive defeat in over 12 months! Fair play to a very good Home bargains side who had quality all over the pitch! It finished 0-5!
Good luck to
@HomeBargainFC
in the next round 👍
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Lambourne 0-2 Greenhoffs
Good three points on the road for the boys. The lads nowhere near there best but fully deserved the win which saw Dave ash miss the sitter of the season already 🙈!
Big shout out to Reub Burt and Krissy Harrison with there first for the club!
UTG 🔵🔴
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This Sunday sees us travel to Coventry to play GXNG FC in our first ever appearance in the Sunday Fa Cup! After forming back in 2014 we are excited to reach this new milestone as a club and we hope all our players and supporters enjoy the occasion!
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Congratulations to our award winners last night!
Players player - Harry Salt
Managers player -
@MikeyWilson2
Assistant Managers player -
@MikeyWilson2
Top goalscorer -
@A94Jake
All very well deserved. Pre season fixtures to be unveiled later today..
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Greenhoffs 12-0 Cheshire Cheese
Comprehensive win this morning on Bucknall park sees up through to the next round of the Sentinel Cup!
Goalscorers:
Tom Pope x4
Jake Alcock x3
Martyn stanyer
Kyle Diskin x3
Jon Birko
UTG 🔵🔴
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Cuckoo 2-5 Greenhoffs
Where to begin with that today… first half we could of gone in at least 4 up, three absolute worldies second half see us keep up momentum and make it 7 wins on the bounce! Cracking performance from all involved
Nico Watson 2
Holf 2
Josh Bowden
UTG 🔵🔴
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***BREAKING NEWS***
Greenhoffs gaffer Mick Clarke spotted at Clayton wood. Spokesman for Stoke city have yet to clarify wether they have taken an interest in Mick’s football philosophy but have said to be very interested and would welcome any deal done.
More to follow.
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Shamblers 1-3 Greenhoffs
Not the best performance of the season in the sentinel cup but we move. Big shout out to the bagsman with a hat trick! Onto the next round and the momentum carries on!
Adam Holford x3
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Crescent 1-2 Greenhoffs
Deserved win for the boys. Flattered the hosts and could have been a lot more if we we had been a bit more clinical and crescents keeper having a decent game. Into the next round and the winning momentum carries on!
Jordan Flattley
Adam hutch
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Bignall End FC 2-3 Greenhoffs FC
Goalscorers:
@MikeyWilson2
x2
@JakeLangdridge
x1
Good start to the new year and dug in too get the win. Remain unbeaten in the league for the season. UTG 🔴🔵
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Trent Tavern 0-10 Greenhoffs FC
A dominating performance today from the lads. Absolutely brilliant. Goalscorer’s;
Adam Holford x2
Ash Cooper x1
Mikey Wilson x1
Ryan Williams x1
Luke Lewis x2
Callum Ward x1
Jake Langdridge x1
Ash Collier x1
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A big congratulations to
@HanleyEastwood
on being promoted to the PDSL Prem this weekend from all at Greenhoffs FC.
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"Imagine not defending your title"
Quadruple Champions 23/24 🏆🏆🏆🏆
UTG 🔵🔴
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This Sunday:
IN THE LEAGUE!
🆚️
@TheCrescentFC
🏆 Coors Prem Division
🗓 07/11/21
🏟 Sir Stanley Mathews Academy
📌 ST3 3JD
⏰ 10.30 Kick Off
UTG🔵🔴
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Greenhoffs 7-0 Bignall End
Top draw performance from the lads today! Into another final.
Goalscorers:
Jake alcock
Adam holford x2
Jord flattley x2
Lee davies
Ash stanier
Some club!
UTG 🔵🔴
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Games OFF…
Unfortunately
@MiltonUnited_FC
couldn’t make the 6.30 alternative kick off at our place cus there lads are putting in half an hours over time at work to play on a completely suitable pitch. Enjoy the £4.75 lads 👍🏻
TONIGHT:
LEAGUE ACTION!
🆚️
@PottersBar16
(Milton United)
🏆 Coors Prem Division
🗓 07/04/22
🏟 Wellbeing Park
📌 ST15 0NF
⏰ 19:00pm Kick Off
UTG🔵🔴
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PDSL Premier League.
1. Greenhoffs FC
Forming 4 days before the City Traders League started in 2014, winning the league & cup then into PDSL Div 2 earning b2b promotions, with a Staffs County Cup win and League Cup win in Div 1. Only two games in but what an achievement💙
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FC Lambourne 2-4 Greenhoffs FC
Difficult first half and did ourselves no favours with a poor showing. Stepped it up 2nd half and dug deep. Fully deserved the 3 points. Class performance from our match winner lofty.
Ashley Leese x3
Ash Stanier
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Greenhoffs 1-0 Knave
Into the Division cup final we go! Couldn’t be prouder of the lads today, 7-8 lads still missing through injuries and every single lad that turned up dug in and played for the shirt! Absolutely quality!
Adam holford
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SUNDAY FA CUP ALERT 🚨
We've been handed a home draw against Liverpool side
@HomeBargainFC
in the second round of the nationals!
Game to be played on Sunday 12th November 1pm Kick off!
More details to follow later today.
We'd appreciate your support 👏🏻
UTG 🔵🔴
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PDSL Cup Quarter final:
FC Clayton 1 - 4 Greenhoffs FC
Into the semi finals after a solid performance and one game away from a final at Vale Park.
Goalscorers:
@A94Jake
X2
@MikeyWilson2
x1
Own goal x1
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Greenhoffs fc (FormERLY Greenhoffs fc)
Announcement imminent!!!
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🏆PDSL Premier Division
Greenhoffs FC 1-1 Butchers Arms
1-0 up for 70 minutes. Down to nine men for the majority of the second half. Manager sent off. Lads battled hard but 2 points lost.
@JakeLangdridge
with the goal. Overhead kick.
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Good luck to our utility player
@burty2603
who is hoping to win Liner of the year off one of the most boring bastards in Sunday football
@rob_biddulph92
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Good too see your gaffa enjoying his night out lastnight and good luck tomorrow
@SneydFC
UTG🔴🔵
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Premier division cup:
Greenhoffs Fc 3-2 Staffs knot
Goalscorers:
@MikeyWilson2
@JakeLangdridge
Adam Holford
Lads fought back after going behind twice to go through to the semi finals.
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Greenhoffs FC 1-1 Sneyd FC
@A94Jake
scores early in the second half but its cancelled out by a goal from a dubious free kick late on. Great performance from all the lads in our first PDSL Premier Division game.
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Greenhoffs 4-1 Crescent FC
Another top performance from the boys today! Wouldn't be lying if we said it could have been 8 if ninny had his boots on the right feet... onto the final now against men unite!
#bigbenshadnobuffet
#bigbensbigbudget
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Greenhoffs 5-0 Beverley Athletic
Good run out for the boys this morning in difficult conditions! The 4 new lads settling in very well! Nice to see
@JakeLangdridge
back in the blue and red!
Scorers:
@AdamHutch1
Adam holford
Jake langdridge
Jay Lovatt
Ryan Williams
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Live scene of Greenhoff fans trying to wake Harry Salt up for a Sunday league fixture against Keele Uni.
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Greenhoffs FC 4 - 1 Grange Park Rangers
Jake Alcock X3 Mikey Wilson X1 Played three won three and looking stronger than ever.
UTG 🔵
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Greenhoffs 4-1 Chesterton in the league cup semi final. Goals from
@A94Jake
, Sam Stevenson and Adam Holford. On to the final, up the Greenhoffs!
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Greenhoffs 6-1 Halmerend
Routine win for the hoffs in the third round of the league cup. Nice to get two consecutive games on and plenty of minutes in the tank for the boys. Onto the next round.
Scorers:
Jake Alcock
Adam holford
Matt elkin
Liam Gallagher x2
Lofty
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Greenhoffs FC 6-1 Loggerheads
Great performance from all the lads.
MOTM -
@J_MClarke
Luke Lewis x2
Jake Alcock x2
Matty Hope x1
Widge x1
& a Jak Clarke missed penalty🤣
UTG!!
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Greenhoffs 3-1
@MiltonUnited_FC
Brilliant three points for the lads tonight to put us back on top of the league. Battled well and controlled the majority of the game and were unlucky to come off only 3-1 winners. All to play for!
Lee davies
Martyn stanyer
Adam holf
UTG 🔵🔴
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Greenhoffs 2-0 Wood Lane
Another vital three points this morning in a scrappy contest! The boys not at there best but unlucky not to win by more after hitting the bar and post! Every game a cup final now!
Jake alcock
Jord Flattley
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Good too see Gabriel Obertan finally found his level in the PDSL Prem
@Rhysthompson92
@SneydFC
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Fundraising event to support the family of Cockney Dan more information. Please share and support as much as possible. Thank you 🔵🔴
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Three results from the last three pre season fixtures:
Greenhoffs 3-0 Foxley
Greenhoffs 2-0 Tean Albion
Princess Royal 1-5 Greenhoffs
Good minutes in the legs from everyone involved, looking stronger as the season approaches on Sunday.
Up next:
Halmerend (a)
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Good result today in the league:
Grange Park 1-3 Greenhoffs.
Goals from:
@4st0n
, Adam holford and snoop.
@MatthewBanks9
making some big saves to help us win. All that practice in the park with his old man is finally paying off.
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Tean Albion 0-3 Greenhoffs FC.
A hard fought battle in tough conditions.
Matty Hope went through numerous times and fluffed his chances again &
Ryan Williams gave Tom Daley a run for his money.
Into the next round of the cup🏆
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Butchers Arms 1-5 Greenhoffs FC
Goal scorers:
Jake Alcock
Luke Lewis
Own goal
Cal Ward x2
Good end to a strong first season in the PDSL prem.
Our next fixture: PDSL league cup semi final for a place at Vale Park on Thursday the 16th of May.
UTG 🔵🔴
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@HalmerendFC
1 vs 3 Greenhoffs
Ryan Williams
Ashley leese
OG
Cracking result away up at a tricky Halmerend. The lads well worth the value for the three points. Battled hard and good football to go with it.
Onto next week @ home to Royle Street rangers!
UTG 🔵🔴
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Double winners 2021/2022 with no players… Thank fuck we didn’t merge with the nobuck
@TheRoebuckFC
@TheCrescentFC
#upthecrescent
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Sentinel cup round 1:
Greenhoffs FC 9-1 Holditch FC
Goalscorers:
@A94Jake
x3
@callum_ward1
x3
@shay_Finney7
x1
Gunny x1
Snoop x1
Finishing the year with a comfortable win and now onto the Greenhoffs Christmas do. UTG 🔴🔵
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Greenhoffs 2-0 Keele Uni
Jake alcock X2
Played four won four 💪🏻
UTG 🔵
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Preseason friendly:
Greenhoffs FC 4-2 Sealion FC
Goal scorers:
@feeneyyyy
x2
@shay_Finney7
@JakeLangdridge
Good run out for both teams in preparation for the new season. On to the next one. UTG 🔵🔴
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Greenhoffs 3-0 Wood Lane
Quality from the bare 11, the lads dug deep and deserved everything they got even after a few dodgy decisions. Ran out comfortable winners and progress into the final of the Prem Division cup!
Leo
Trav capey
Jord flattley
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Adderley Green 0-4 Greenhoffs
Routine win for the boys today in the sentinel cup which sees us progress into another cup semi final. Great performance from the boys again and welcomes a very decent run of form!
Jord flattley
Adam holford
Sean turner
Ryan Williams
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PDSL Prem:
Greenhoffs FC 3-2 Bignall end
Goalscorers:
@mattyhope92
@callum_ward1
@luke__lewis
Well deserved victory after going 1-0 down. The team worked hard and got the win in the end to stay unbeaten in the league. UTG 🔴🔵
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Wood Lane 0-2 Greenhoffs
Good start to the season for the boys in difficult conditions this morning! Adam holford aka bagsman getting off the mark with a brace to see us win 2-0 up at alsagers bank! A few still missing but full credit to the lads there today!
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Greenhoffs 2-2
@Redgate_C_FC
Good workout for both sides tonight in a game played at very good standard and tempo. Cheers for the friendly lads, good luck for the season!
Scorers:
Liam Gallagher
Jimmy Garlick
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This Sunday:
🆚️ Cuckoo Albion!
🏆 Coors Prem Division
🗓 30/01/22
🏟 Sir Stanley Mathews Academy
📌 ST3 3JD
⏰ 10.30 Kick Off
UTG🔵🔴
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Adderley Green 2-4 Greenhoffs FC
Goalscorers:
@A94Jake
x2
Adam Holford
Own goal
Good result in the PDSL Prem after a slow start going down 1-0. Still undefeated in the league. UTG 🔵🔴
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Greenhoffs FC 2-1 Potters Bar FC
Great performance from all the lads especially against a good side.
Goalscorer’s;
Jake Langridge x1
Ryan Williams x1
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