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New version....THE MAYR CUT of the results of the first week of The Great US Treasure Hunt are up.
Chrissie Mayr's interview of repeat winner Tony Kneisser and the story of both his Las Vegas win, and his 2021 Santa Fe win with sister Margo
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@Nerdrotics
*TURNS INTO EVIL CLOUD*
*GETS STABBED*
"I was going to let Osha go. Turning into an evil cloud is how we make friends!"
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@PearlteaRizzy
The idea that some high school kid bitten by a radioactive spider would *also* be able to invent web shooters is dumb, and even Stan Lee admitted they should have been organic.
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@JohnathanPerk
Day is night.
Day is night.
Day is night.
Day is night.
Day is night.
Day is night.
Day is night.
Day is night.
Day is night.
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@cap_rexofthe501
Choreographed spinning and twirling with literally zero sense of power or danger.
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@lporiginalg
Unfortunately, he wrote this story in sand.
If only he'd known about paper and ink.
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@LeadingReport
That's not a woke Canadian.
That's a typical Canadian. That's how they vote. That's how they're governed. That's how they live.
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@CramerTracker
And they don't leave you a list of all the stuff you're required to do before you leave.
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@InternetH0F
He could have said "that's cute," then gone down on her, but some guys have different strategies.
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@Tr00peRR
Love how the Mom sees her daughter shove another girl, then she immediately charges onto the court to defend her daughter, who was the aggressor.
Anyone coming onto the court who isn't a player or coach should be ejected. No exceptions.
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@AgentsFandom
Yeah.
You know what would be better?
If she goes to a new temple every week, and finds cool treasure every week.
And she has the time of her life doing it.
That would be cool.
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@Geiger_Capital
And based on his 40 year track record, you weren't savvy enough to figure this out before you voted for him?
Or did you just not like Bad Orange Man mean tweets?
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@Incmpltemission
So in case you're wondering how long it takes to die after a shot to the jugular, it's 34 seconds.
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@historyinmemes
He is also credited as the originator of the saying "I need that like I need another hole in the head."
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@reddit_lies
Muslims are actually Muslims.
Girls with a penis aren't actually girls.
Aye, there's the rub.
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@typicalTaurus17
@crazyclipsonly
An attack doesn't have to touch.
Keep that in mind next time you charge an armed person.
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@RealCrazyFight_
Lesson?
When you pull your gun on a guy who shoots you ten times, throw your gun far away. Don't hang onto your gun and keep cursing at the guy who just shot you ten times.
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@meakoopa
Goliath was a drama queen. That stone barely scratched his forehead, and he took a flop that Lebron would be proud of.
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@OliLondonTV
Stop calling someone TRANS just because they SAY they are trans!
That's not what trans is!
Saying "I'm trans" doesn't make you trans any more than saying "I'm a genius" makes you a member of Mensa.
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@the_transit_guy
@jk_rowling
He's XY, and that's male.
What you "believe" doesn't fit into a thimble.
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@StephenKing
1. He's running for President, so he has to talk.
2. You, on the other hand, said you wouldn't post here again until Trump was in prison.
3. And yet here you are.
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@SoundInvestig
@RealAlexJones
It's amazing how fast gay guys will give up national security secrets to random Tinder dates.
I want to see a straight guy do this, just for balance. There has to be a hot undercover chick setting up some hetero spooks looking to get laid, right?
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@CultureCrave
@PuckNews
At the end.
Then pages 12-17
Then the title.
Then pages 104-121
Then pages 87-64, in that order.
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@FuckKoroks
"I've already uploaded our video to YouPorn, you're getting no share of the monetization."
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@RealJamesWoods
Holy crap, you weren't paraphrasing for humorous effect!
"Yes, he's robbing them, oh well!" is the actual direct quote.
Incredible!
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@Flamenami2
@PearlteaRizzy
That both were done by the same person is the ridiculous part.
He gets super strength, "Spidey sense", improved healing, endurance, etc...
...but has to invent web shooters.
That's the really silly part. And could have been solved with one thought bubble as Peter shot the
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@P00F007
@cap_rexofthe501
Yes. I'm terrified of vaginas.
Or. And hear me out.
It was poorly choreographed spinning and twirling, with no power or sense of danger.
You want a fight scene with girl power? Check out Atomic Blonde. That's a fight scene.
This was high school level theater fighting.
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@weirdterrifying
"Frank! Where have you been?!"
"Yer not gonna believe this.(pants)"
"Well?! I'm waiting!"
"(Pants) I was eaten by lions. Must have been six of em."
"You were at the Watering Hole."
"Lions ate me. (pants) I came back to life."
"I want a divorce."
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@larryelder
@ImJustLaylay
Thank God we can finally see a strong black woman representing the US in the Olympics!
It's long overdue!
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@BoundingComics
Miles Morales is Miles Morales.
Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
What's wrong with being Miles Morales?
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@nut_history
Far and away the worst run support of any elite pitcher in history.
Led league in strikeouts and ERA with Houston one year, went 8-16.
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@OTerrifying
Watching this shit on Twitter, cause ain't a chance in hell I'm going on the ocean
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@benonwine
So she's not a Christian, and needs to be excommunicated, or whatever that particular church does to heretics
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@EndWokeness
"We're non violent! We're climate protestors!"
Great. Now go piss yourselves in jail.
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@JulianeWriter
That is correct.
Churches don't pay people's water bills.
You were, in fact, weird for asking.
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@Babygravy9
Ethiopians flee their country because they don't have food, then force others to smell the stench of what they didn't have back at home?
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@amuse
First question should be:
"Aren't you ashamed to be here?"
And that should be asked *of* the agents, not by them.
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@lporiginalg
1. Romeo and Juliet were teenagers.
2. Tom Holland is 27.
3. The other guy is ugly.
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@FLOTUS
So sorry to hear that you and Joe also lost your home in a fire.
Was that recently, or never?
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@RMA_Aramis
@creepydotorg
And the windows.
And the doors.
And the interior walls.
And the copper.
And the appliances.
And the cabinets.
And the HVAC.
And the lighting.
Then, good as new!
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@dom_lucre
"We're taking you to Epstein Island."
"WHAT. IS. IT?"
"Never you mind. You're going."
"HELP."
"We're already there."
"THEY. ARE. (word not found) YOUNG. GIRLS."
"We've taken some words out of your computer."
"HELP."
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@ChrissieMayr
Drawing anything, no matter how good it looks, on a woman's body, is diminishment of the better work of art.
Unless you're Lena Dunham. Then you just keep getting more ink, girl.
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@creatine_cycle
Those are city lights, nothing special, hundreds of views like that all over the US, but without the meth, homeless, organized shoplifting crews, smashed car windows, and insane cost of living.
Those are just lights
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@JohnGle18007416
@iamyesyouareno
"Reimagining" implies that Newton was imagined in the first place.
He was real.
"Changing" is the word you're looking for.
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@StarWars0nly
"Female showrunner who used to pimp for Harvey Weinstein and was well aware of his crimes."
Fixed it for you, fam.
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@DavidCornDC
Guy makes $83,000 a month as an oil and gas expert, and he still needs Daddy to make a car payment for him?
Really?
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@iluminatibot
That illustration is around 1958, and those cars were already classics in 1980.
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@mynerdyhome
"Bitch, we live here! This our house! We work all day in the mines! How about you clean it up?"
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