Dick Wayne
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No, I can't tell you WHY the hallway chirps. But I can measure it. I can predict the next and following chirp. I have a very good understanding of it and that's good enough for me. I'm not distracted by the philosophical side of WHY the hallway chirps
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"Did you know that SpongeBob was originally supposed to be a porno?"
"Did you know that Scooby Doo is just Shaggy hallucinating from drugs and the gang died in a house fire years ago?"
"Did you know that all the kids in Ed, Edd n Eddy are all in purgatory?"
Fucking 30 something year old man is explaining Rugrats fan theories to me. Somebody turn this man into soup
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I feel very suicidal today
#SelfHarm
Thinking about ordering two double quarter Pounders, and then stacking them like a big mac
#Fatass
#KillingMyself
#McDonalds
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Just had my day completely ruined by Japanese McDonald's advertisement
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Fuck. Dark MAGA sawg goes dummy hard
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YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARDS. IT'S AN AI EDIT OF WHAT IS MOST LIKELY A REAL PHOTO
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░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Elon Musk's brain chip company Neuralink has implanted its first device in a live human being.
Musk says his brain chip will allow humans to communicate without talking, listen to music simply by thinking of a song title, and treat mental health issues.
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Pretty sure some random dude behind me just saw my timeline
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Fantastic website
So let me get this straight. Half my oomfies are still shadow band, but the porn bots are not???
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Alright. Now I'm starting to believe...
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Atlus really went and designed this dude only to put him in one game
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Fucking 30 something year old man is explaining Rugrats fan theories to me. Somebody turn this man into soup
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Up late thinking about all the whores I've killed. I can only hope and pray that God forgave their sins, just as he continually forgives mine...
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"Jay Nico, I've come seeking esoteric knowledge"
"I am afraid I have none to offer"
"Do not lie to me Jay Nico, tell me the hidden truths of our world"
"..."
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Me calling up my oomfies to talk about how we're such stone cold sigma truecels and how billions must die
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Look ma, they've gone and made my tweet one of em tiktok thingies
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NO THEY ARE NOT YOU FREAKING LIAR! ALL WOMEN ARE MEAN, NASTY, COLD HEARTED, SELF-CENTERED WHORES!
Incels don’t understand that women actually like men. Women like how men look. They like how men think. They think men are funny and cool. They want a man and they want to be wanted by a man.
Women are real people with real desires, not status-maximising machines.
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>it worked
If any ladies are wondering, yes, I do have Minecraft on my phone
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Thinking about when I kept spamming 4Chan's /o/ board with green cars
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I fucked up
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RUSSIA IMPOSES A FULL BAN ON GASOLINE AND DIESEL EXPORTS - GOVERNMENT.
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Just sitting here watching her muted. Absolutely fantastic
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OH BOY! I JUST LOOOOVE GOONER LADIES! THEY'RE THE BEST!!1!
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Read some of the replies and it seems women are very upset when men get the ick
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In my upcoming film about Ridley Scott, I shot a sequence where he just can't stop sucking off homeless people's dicks. I don't actually know if he ever did that, but it's fast way of saying that sometimes he can be a real fucking faǥǥot
Ridley Scott on shooting a sequence where Napoleon’s cannons fire at the Pyramids.
“I don’t know if he did that, but it was a fast way of saying he took Egypt.”
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Thinking about the cute redhead cashier at Wendy's again
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Jews really be like no more adrenochrome for you
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Gosh I love this niցցer so freaking much
Kanye West is being sued for workplace abuse
• Employee claims Ye threatened him by saying ‘I'm going to punch you in the face,’ before abruptly changing tone, mimicking Super Mario's victory dance and saying, ‘I'm gonna give you one more chance. Another life!’
• Ye went on a
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Don't ever deny the existence of anglerfish in my presence
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Kiss my white wigger ass furfag
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I did what I had to do. But, it broke my heart to report Magecel
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Yo,
@Wendys
if I head over later and the cute redhead cashier isn't there. I'm never going to eat at a Wendy's again. I'll also probably kill myself
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Teen love? I missed out on normal, basic, regular, run of the mill love. You niǥǥer
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Thinking about that one time my boy Chunky shot up Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard because I tweeted a video of them washing chicken
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I'm going to do it. Tonight I'm going to follow Judy from HR to her house and use my 10mm Glock to force her to make love to me. I'm going to do it. There's just no way around this. It has to be done...
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Never fully face doxxing but my hair slapped today and my eyes are popping
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The girls in question that Jay likes... Hmm.........
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Taking a break from Twitter. Not sure for how long. All of you will be in my prayers. See you soon
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If you had 24 hours with me and my flubber body, and I couldn't say no, what would we do?
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What's the first thing that comes to mind when you see this photo?
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So let me get this straight. Half my oomfies are still shadow band, but the porn bots are not???
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Erm, ackchyually... The algorithm isn't random. It shows you content similar to what you've already been looking at haha 🤓🤓🤓
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If you never ran through the woods with one of those as a child, can you say that you ever really lived?
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Oh don't mind me. I'm just sitting here thinking about how much I detest and despise women, so much so that I can't help but fantasize about brutally killing them with a hatchet and blowtorch
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Real pic of Dick Wayne about to be euthanized for posting cock and balls on the timeline one too many times
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They fucking killed Thomas 😢 He should have never worn that outfit 😔
A fight has broken out at an early screening of the ‘FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS’ movie.
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We can Sneed if we want to
We can leave your oomfs behind
'Cause your oomfs don't Sneed
And if they don't Sneed
Well, they're no oomfs of mine!
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Hey...
Facedoxxing and completely ruining your mental image of me
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Wow. Dick Wayne possesses old meme magic and 4chan has tweet stealing scholars confirmed???
However much 4Chan has changed, the old magic still remains.
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New Dick Wayne Twitter Circle!
If you made it, your timeline will very soon be filled with holiday cheer. If you didn't, you probably have lots of coal coming your way...
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