🦗🍂🍃The Smokin Grasshopper🍃🍂🦗
@Grasshopper2049
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🐉 #Healer #Empath #StarvingArtist #Animals #Earth 🐲 I’m a son,a father of three sons, And grandpa #MentalHealth 🌗 #Bipolar #420life #Single . Be like air💨
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🐉 Today I refuse 🐉
To
Stress myself out
Over things I can’t control
Or
Change
Today
I Expect nothing
And
🐲Appreciate everything🐲
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#MorningMeditation
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Been doing my egg sandwiches all wrong
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This street Musician was singin along in Berlin when suddenly Jimmy Somerville (the original singer) comes up and joins him singing!
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A lot of snow out there.
Drive safe 😉👍🏻
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This video just made my night 🥺🥰🤗🥳
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This happy little roadrunner wagging its tail to show off its snack is just the weird I needed before yard work. 😉🙃🙂🥰
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This beautiful lil lady just got new shoes and they fit, just right!
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This made my night 👠 💃🤸🏿♀️🤗🥰
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Something went down 👀
You can tell by the way they walkin 💀🤣🤣🤣
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When New Yorkers Hear A Violin 🎻 🕺
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@ILoveMyCulture
Virtual reality is dangerous af with grandmas 🤷🏻♂️
You never know wtf will happen 👀😱🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 🔊 🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊
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😳 Some National Geographic sh!t right here.
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Oh hell yess. This judge is amazing.
She Locked that woman up for 93 days for laughing at a victim in court. A victim who just lost there family member to a drunk driver.
I love this judge. 🙏🏼🥰🙏🏼
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This house cat that broke into the Lynx exhibit to be with his best furiend is the
#Caturday
content I’m here for 🙏🏼
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This made me cry.
Baby girl see mum for the first time
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Happy Friday feeling 🥰🤘🏼
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🌵Australia is super dry this summer. Not just drought but animals are loosing there normal watering holes and safe spots to drought and humans. Please be like this kind soul and leave a lil for the wildlife if u can leave out a bath like this for them and change it daily🙏🏼😊🙏🏼
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That moment the cat became self aware😸
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👇🏼😳😵🤣🤣 I’m dead. 🤣🤣🤣
Dammit twitter, I got sh!t to get done.
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When tRump displays his infamous accordion gesture, he's trying to rationalize. If tRump shows you this dynamic, you're being played.
And he is always rationalizing with his accordion ✌🏼🤣🤣🤣👍🏼🔊🔊🔊
Life accordion to tRump 😵🤪🤣
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🐙When divers found this lil guy 🐙
They couldn’t leave him in a cup
So they all set out to find him the perfect shell. 🙏🏼🐙🙏🏼
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🦢 The only parade I care to see today 🦢
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🤔 if only there was some kinda warning system. 😳
Like flashing lights 🚨 and a drop down barricade and maybe some kinda police that know wtf is wtf 🤷🏻♂️
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Baby stingray are quite adorable
......And alien
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Road rage in Canada 🇨🇦Be like 👇🏼
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Ladies and gentlemen!
The only parade that matters today.
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I used to sit in my old neighbors home and talk with her. She taught me everything about gardening and art. I used to look at the art in the old books. She showed me the hidden art just like this.
🤗This is neat🤗
🙏🏼 🎨 🙏🏼
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🦅Aww he brought his mom and dad to his new friends house. 🦅
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Famous last words:
“Here, hold my MAGA Hat”
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🔊 💥🔊💥🔊💥🔊💥🔊 🔥
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😱😵😳 DAMMMM! 🤯
I think she broke him🤦🏻♂️
Must Respect the ladies 🙏🏼🤣🙏🏼
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Sound up 🔊👍🏼
Two Canadian lynx in Ontario Canada
have a deep conversation 😳
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This is Jim Blackwood.
And he feeds the raccoons every night per late wife’s request.
He’s on YouTube as
“The Raccoon Whisperer”
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This happened at a school here in Oregon recently.
The coach ran up to an armed kid and hugged him and took the gun and saved countless lives.
This guy is a real hero!!
Thanx coach Keanon Lowe of
Portland Oregon.
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F*ck!! We needed him.😭😢
I loved this guy.
Why couldn’t it be M!tch the b!+ch mcturtle 🐢 🤬
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🤯😳🙌🏼 🤜🏼🥊
This old man is my spirit animal 👊🏼🤜🏼🥊
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Makin furiends 👊🏼🤣🖕🏻
“What’s your name!!?”
“Tony”
“F*ck you Tony!” 🖕🏻🤣🤣😭😵🤣
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🤯 🦌 deer god! 🦌 🤯
No really👍🏼
🤪It’s the deer god 😱🤯
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The lyre bird goes off. They mimic everything in the jungle every animal noise,
Camera shutter, car alarm, chainsaw, tractors 🚜 and voices. 🤦🏻♂️ u know jungle sounds. 🤷🏻♂️ very cool bird 🤘🏼😌🤘🏼
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Fake fainting, and see what your
goat does. 😁
Does your goat love you this much?
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🔫🤕Oops 😬🤭😳🤣🤣🤣
He might want to go to a gun class before he teaches one 🤦🏻♂️ jus sayin 🤷🏻♂️
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🦓🦁🦁🦁 This wasn’t the best idea 🤦🏻♂️
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I can’t stop laughing at this!
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😻 Pretty kitty 😻
What would you name him/her?
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Ladies!...
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.
Be the Horse 🐴
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👾These lil guys have been baffling👾
science since they showed up one day.
👽👾Lil follow the leader aliens 👾👽
Just waiting for their orders from the mother ship. 🚀👾👽👾👽👾👽👾
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Caption this....
I call it toadstool barbi
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Lettuce 🥬 see what we can come up with.
I’ll leaf 🍃 it here 👇🏼
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When the cat swallowed the auto tune😳
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🐿 this is Tod and his Human rescuer 🐿
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There might be something wrong with me🤷🏻♂️
But,
This guy fkn wrecked these drums for a children’s concert.
And I’m dead 😵 ⚰️
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@davenewworld_2
Cop comes to my house and shoots at my dogs, his entire blood line is in danger. 🤬
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🤯 Hope he doesn’t want to use the hot tub 😳🤪
🤣🤣🤣 I wish there was a shot of the faces of the family in the pool 🤣🤘🏼
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My Dad just went to hospital in an ambulance. This would be his fourth heart attack if it is that. But Might be anxiety or panic attack. I will be busy for a while today and I will let u all know how we r doing later. He’s not ready to go and we all need him still🙏🏼😭🙏🏼
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🦜 🦉
the owl:
hey buddy you’re not my type
Cockatoo:
But but but... we both have feathers?!
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🐿 Squirrel steals R/C airplane goes on a joy ride 😁🐿✌🏼🐿
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These guys are absolute hero’s for this
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Thank you guys 🙏🏼🥰🙏🏼
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Who did this?!? 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m dying 💀 ⚰️ 🦴 ⚰️
And why am I just now seeing it.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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😳🤯🙌🏼 wtf 🤣🤣🤣
the other cyclists were trying so hard 🤣🤣
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“He’s behind me isn’t he”🙄
“He’s thinking of eating me again isn’t he”
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When you smilin
and the whole world
smiles with you 😃😄
😁😁😁
🤘🏼happy Saturday🤘🏼
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🤣🤣🤣 let’s send him down with his ship
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When your besties bestie is a prairie dog
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