I'm launching a new weekly podcast on 12/15. It’s a politics-free comedic newscast that’ll feature news you can't use but will come to depend on, albeit foolishly.  It’s FREE & will be available in most of the places you find podcasts.  Don’t be a dick about this - listen!

@SheriffJ5 People.

@gamergodessmoos Creed is played on @SiriusXMTurbo. Tell them that the idiot Grant Random from Lithium sent you.

@Marvin5367 What I was saying was...what was the...is that squirrel?

AI image submitted by a listener and the resemblance is uncanny.

@StefWeezie The number was offline but it's been fixed so try again.

@gx70qa Why can’t you call?

@bennietheblade I’m excited that the Tigers are rising as Detroit deserves a good baseball team but you guys aren’t getting Bregman!

@Marvin5367 😂

@burnthair Thanks, Bob! I'm glad you chose not to be a dick about this.

Who said I wasn't doing both?

@rjdunnigan Well done. What's the robot's name, and what are its intentions?

@GrayVulture It’s all good Josh. Has anybody ever told you that you look like Elvis?

@GrayVulture Like I said in the segment, the sensational newspaper article suggested that Bill was pissed at Billy for discussing the brother thing to begin with. I acknowledged I hadn’t heard the episode yet so I wasn’t sure if that was the case.

@GrayVulture I went back to listen to the segment, and I specifically said that it was Bill, not Billy, that was seemingly pissed about the situation, according to the newspaper article. It's okay if you're drunk.

@BrockBlackstone I often wake up in cold sweat because of the situation but I’m hoping it’ll get better in 5-10 years.

@Marvin5367 Thank you for the reminder to promote 877-92-LITHIUM. I would suggest that your efforts to support 877-92-LITHIUM would be enhanced if you left a message about it at 877-92-LITHIUM. Thank you.

Complaining about my idea without offering your own suggestion is annoying and lazy. Therefore, I have no choice but to ask that you direct this grievance to the Lithium Answering Machine at 877-92-LITHIUM.

I’ll also confirm that I’m not on Tuba Nation, Radio Silence, nor the Haiku Channel.

I’ll confirm that I am not on the Barry Manilow channel.