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@GrahamMcLernon

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Stick Slammer for @ngdeathrugby and @gowchs also irrelevant internet person @hateshack :3

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Joined January 2019
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
might’ve just made the best sandwich on earth, will update after a bite
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
how fucking dare i make a sandwich this good who do i think i am
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
coulda used some prosciutto though i won’t lie. i skipped it bc i thought it’d be too salty. keeping that in mind for next sammy
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
@funnydoodhaha salami, pepperoni, roast beef, pickles, tomato, mayo, mustard, baby butter lettuce, cheddar cheese, EVOO and red wine vinegar (and salt n pepper)
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
feeling very autistic in the halloween section of michaels
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
tik tok kids said: “Stop infantilizing trans men!!!......... and START infantilizing non-binary people!”
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
@SeknisKldis yeah buddy that’s what a sandwich is
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
rick and morty rick and morty rick and morty rick rick rick rick rick rick rick rick. rick and morty rick and morty rick and morty
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
i support the thin poo line. showing solidarity to those who shit on company time
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
NO FUCKING WAY MR BEAST FOLLOWS ME
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
republican president: *is racist* democratic president: *is racist but olivia rodrigo is there*
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
*me entering the sperm bank* the nurse: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
i do not care about belle delphine
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
“don keep interrupting his 2 minutes”
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
men used to go to war, now they’re in an emo band
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
for all of my future “peaceful” protestors ;)
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
me off the evil blunt
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
the dragon when he finds his ball idk i didn’t watch the show
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
posting my monthly anti pedo post. if you sexualize children in anyway whether it be blatant pedophilia, leading minors from anime, ddlg or you’re an apologist for any of what i just listed. unfollow me right the fuck now. this is not a safe space for “Maps” i will handle you
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
babe i’m not gaslighting you it’s called trolling??? wtf..
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
IT IS I GAY DOOFENSHMIRTZ‼️‼️ I AM GOING TO RULE THE PROSTATE AREA‼️‼️
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
this genuinely fills me with dread
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
so, to my people who can hear electricity. isn’t it so weird when the electricity goes out and there’s no more buzzing
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
new grave to piss on just dropped
@PopCrave
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1 year
Carolyn Bryant Donham, the white woman who admitted to lying in the case that led to the lynching of Emmett Till, has died. She was 88.
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@GrahamMcLernon
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5 years
hey everyone. me and danny are dating and have been since february. this is hard to say out loud bc of fear of the unknown but i mean i was heavily closeted my whole life and in denial about being bi and dealt with a lot of internalized homophobia. sorry for being so coy.
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
shout out to all my sexworkers out there because i know i don’t have nearly enough drive or confidence to do the badass stuff y’all do and i have nothing but respect for every one of y’all
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
i’m worried b*nji and j**j** are just gonna drop off the face of the earth and never address it. it’s been more than 24 hours and they haven’t said or posted a single thing other than “one sec jj is a sleep :P”
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
white people when we have a little sugar
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
do i look like a TERF be honest
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
i ate some pronouns yesterday. took a really bad she/it
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@GrahamMcLernon
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9 months
four little LIBERAL jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped their PRONOUNS‼️
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
@voltaje it was unbelievably good
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
daft punk really said “like the legend of the penis” and broke up
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3 years
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
i look so nervous lmao
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
damn this ice cream good
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
it hurts so much
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
hey y’all. friends can be just as abusive manipulative and gaslight you just as much as a partner. don’t let your friends off the hook because they’re nice to you sometimes
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
new phone
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@GrahamMcLernon
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7 months
wedderday reference‼️❓❓❓⁉️⁉️⁉️
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
i literally couldn’t give less of a shit about a 14 year old autistic kid using neo pronouns. it is it not my fuckin business lmaoo
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
THIS IS MY TWEET SETH EVERMAN WAY THE FUCK
@SethEverman
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4 years
she always knows just what to say ❤️
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
onlyjayus loves looking at their indirects so hi cunt stop being racist :)
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
holy shit
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
me sitting down after making that sandwich tweet
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
is the presidential debate about to become a yo mama contest???
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
lesbians
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
cool now that thanksgiving is done. who else feels like a burden asking for things on christmas
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
hey (said in a milf way)
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
mom (cringe): “stop sleeping all day!” me (a nappilled snoozecel): “HONNNNKKKKKK MIMIMIMIMI”
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
can celebrities stop cosplaying as the working class
@KaceyMusgraves
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It’s called being an ~essential~ worker
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
pedophiles, racists, homophobes, transphobes and xenophobes DONT LISTEN TO MY BANDS MUSIC OR FOLLOW ME ILL STOMP ON YOUR NECK WITH STEEL TOE TIMBS YOU DEGENERATE
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
new invention. fabric hardener it makes your shirt stay stiff as concrete
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 months
screamo money hitting
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
the fuckin weirdos i get in my insta dms.
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@GrahamMcLernon
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5 years
if you don’t support non-binary people you’re ugly. idgaf you ugly physically and mentally. ugly ass
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@GrahamMcLernon
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1 year
i would know him in both life and death
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
mask mandate has been lifted in my state. i’m going to be arrested for assault and battery
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
no ❤️
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Say something nice about the LGBT
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 months
a mosquito bit me right on the pronouns now i’m all it/she :/
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
if you’re below the age of 25 and married i immediately worry about you
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
notice how he didn’t say “the ladies call me freddie” he just straight up said “unlessnwe’re dating” …. gay homosexual
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???????????????
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
i think owen wilson is a bit too good at playing characters that have a lil too much tension with their male friend counter part
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
bitches will say they’re polyamorous but only ever date white people. their tinder bio says “poly, want a cracker”
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
dudes will post a tik tok saying they invented a new genre and it’s just a song that sounds like ass. dude invented shitcore, dookie rock, fart rap
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
if you’re going to participate in protests and riots wear masks, goggles, hats, helmets ANYTHING TO OBSCURE YOUR FACE TO MAKE SURE THEY CANT TRACE YOU
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
they should make a brita filter for pussy
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
REBRAND TIME BABY TOENAIL IS DEAD
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3 years
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3 years
my @sister bought me a CVS mirror for my birthday???
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3 years
this and a blunt
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@GrahamMcLernon
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11 months
they’re tearing your ass apart in the sandwich facebook group
@mcp_emo
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i found this facebook group called Hoagie Gurus and it's basically a bunch of middle aged dudes showing off sandwiches/discussing sandwiches with each other
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1 year
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
no one knows this breed. i cannot name one person that knows the name of this breed. they’re just the crusty dog
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
just found out mr bruno is transphobic.. he had so much promise
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
got approved to do uber eats so i finally have a source of income.. i’m gonna cry
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@GrahamMcLernon
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5 months
these sissly liberals don’t even know how to change a logbybulb. they’re to busy.. THERE GENEDER 😂😂🤣
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
i posted these on instant graham but hello
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
pre pandemic. post pandemic
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Before the pandemic vs now
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
incel are so fucking desperate to prove someone’s trans. “she’s got a girl nose” bruh half of my genetics come from a woman dumbass you look like a cum sock. you guys are so alone and hateful you think calling a cis guy “she” is funny because i’m prettier than you :)
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
shout out shark teeth anime character gotta be one of my favorite genders fr ☝🏻
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
every now and then people tag me in “creators i can’t stand for some reason” and it kinda hurts :( y’all absolutely bully people in real life for no reason and i hope you find peace
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@GrahamMcLernon
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lost a lot of followers for posting about gun on main. sorry yall but if you don’t support trans people arming themselves you’re a pussy
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4 years
i am 20
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3 years
look at this fruit
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
sonic is non-binary, shadow is cis but supportive, amy is a terf, rouge is a trans woman and knuckles is a transmasc NB person and came out after sonic came out to him.
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@GrahamMcLernon
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2 years
rupaul watching perry the platypus walk down the runway: “oh no she betta doobeedoobeedowadont”
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4 years
“i make an only fans but ____ instead of nudes” doesn’t sit well with me lmao “instead of being a disgusting harlot for money i’ll be wholesome uwu 100”
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4 years
just dropped 50 bucks on a hoodie because i NEED something to hold onto after this
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4 years
so proud that i could attend the inauguration
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6 months
sorry i played the wrong tempo guys i was too focused on mewing
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4 years
i can’t believe grimes, a non-binary person is willing to put up with a transphobic boyfriend and just throw her identity out the window bc he’s a billionaire
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@GrahamMcLernon
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3 years
i look like i work at a fish market. “IL GIVE YE TWO OF THE RED SNAPPER FER HALF PRICE. JUST CAUGHT EM YESTERDE”
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@GrahamMcLernon
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4 years
i think the age of consent should be raised lmao
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5 years
just told my sister it is official my family knows i am dating daniel
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3 years
dude you know i can only bathe in indica why the fuck did you get sativa now i’m gonna freak out dude
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