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Elizabeth Folake Cambage is arguably one of the most beautiful female professional basketball players.
Her height tho...
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@Sr_Incredible
@sammiejozie
Well,I'm not 35 years old yet but I'm tall dark and handsome and I live alone. I don't have an iPhone charger but I can offer you a Samsung charger which is about 8 inches,thick & very durable.(I've receipts incase you're worried about it's durability). Hope you consider
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25 years of marriage and he never for once raised his voice at his wife.
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UPDATE: If she has a period calendar app on her phone, somebody is nutting in her.
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These Ladies are really beautiful, are they not?
Open the thread for a shocker 😈
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When you're one rotation away from solving the Rubik's cube😂😂😂
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@olychris_
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@sammiejozie
Mrs. Olyberry Felix,this one you're on twitter I hope our kids are fine
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Most beautiful places on Earth to visit for your vacation.
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@ArewaaConnect
@DrIsaPantami
He uses his left hand to write for Al Queda and the right hand for the Talibans
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Reasons why you should be specific when praying for a male child.
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It is OK to have wasted time on people who weren't "the one."
How can you know what is right for you, without first learning what is wrong?
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Onlyfans is proof that women have no problem being objectified as long as they get paid for it.
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A man brings beings his best friend home for dinner... unannounced at 7:30pm after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens.
Wife: "My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and ...
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One evening, an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for awhile. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was...
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Bringing this back to your TL.
Pogba and Eric in Manchester United.
Afrobeats to the world.
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Where do you think he is riding to in the middle of this snowstorm?
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I can't stop watching this video.
This white lady nailed this dance fr.
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You'll not believe what the most powerful weapon on earth is.
Checkout this video & see what it is and why...
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Marriage is an institution that fails more often than it succeeds.
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This Cameraman deserves an award.
That is what I call a professional cameraman.
Check thread for the vid👇
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"If you forgive a woman for what she knows she shouldn't be forgiven for, she'll punish you for it and still blame you for forgiving her"
- John Doe.
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A Chinese businessman has shared this picture that happiness of children is the most valuable thing in the world. A million dollar Lamborghini is nothing in front of that,So he allows the kids to jump on it.
The best part is that the kids are not his & neither is the Lamborghini
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A Lady went to a salon to dress her hair. While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop. Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr., you're so handsome; can we meet later today? Man replied, " I'm married". This lady continued;...
A thread
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A man received a message from his neighbor...
"Sorry sir, I'm using your wife... day and night... when you're not present at home... infact much more than you do.
I confess this now because I'm feeling very guilty. Hope you'll accept my sincere apologies.😭😭
A thread🧵👇...
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Morroco, Tunisia and Egypt,do they consider themselves Africans or Arabs?🤔
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Franz Ferdinand's last words:
"Sophie Sophie! Don't die!! Live for our children"!!!
One bullet killed both couple.
His assassination lead to the world war 1.
One bullet: 2 kills
Result: 40 million assists.
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A guy and his wife both made a list of 5 people they're allowed to sleep with if they ever get the opportunity.
She picked Brad Pitt, Chris Hemsworth,Bradley Cooper, Anthony Joshua and Burna boy.
He just picked...
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullsh!t.
Just saying...
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You cannot use drugs in sports but you can use make up & surgery to win Miss World and Beauty contests.
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So thankful my childhood was filled with imagination and bruises from playing outside, instead of apps & how many likes you can get on a selfie.
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How to impress a man as a woman:
1. Have manners and cover your body.
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PICK ONE!!!!
A - $1 Million dollars
B - Flip a coin for a chance to win $1 billion dollars.
Which are you choosing?
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Are you a genius and you have high concentration ability, if yes;then find 8 in this mist of 9👇
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My friend's mom used to be a goalkeeper in an unprofessional women's football team. She was one hell of a keeper. She once got hit on her face by a fast, hard ball and it knocked her unconscious, & the first thing she asked when she woke up was if she saved the ball.
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If I introduce you to a restaurant and we later break up, please don't go there again.
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Quick question:
Is it " for fvcks sake" or " for fvck sake" ?
It's for work, so I want to make this email sound professional.
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You saw my pinned tweet and you still entered my DM seeking for my advice.
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A man got off from work and flagged a taxi down to drive him home.
30 minutes later, the taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped...
A thread🧵
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In your own opinion, what's ONE thing everyone needs in their life?
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There are enough sperms sitting in donation centres to impregnate every adult women on earth.
If men disappeared tomorrow the human race would continue.
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Grown women that don't wear bra in public are for delicacies.
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New update: 2023 version
You scored an own goal. Nothing dey your head.
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If you are looking for me, you can only find me between Rihanna's thighs. 🥵🥵🥵
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If your sibling gives you a compliment you know you're looking nice for real.
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Sometimes it's good to quit while you still can.
Some risks are not worth it.
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What advice would you give to a visitor coming to your house?
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I'm beckoning on my mutuals and non-mutuals to help me win this art piece.
Like, comment, repost & quote, please🤲
ART GIVEAWAY thread
Giving 2 out of my puzzled art away (prints though)
How to participate in this giveaway???
Quote this tweet with any of the two art seen here
The top 3 highest likes+comments+quotes(cumulative) gets a print of the art chosen
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Just when I thought they can't go any lower, they unlock a new level and drops lower.
Vabbing?!
God abeggggg 🤲
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Them: Bro, why are you still talking to that toxic ex of yours?
Me: Here is why👇
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I'll make whatever she asks for, whenever and wherever she wants it.
Tweet a PHOTO of someone you'd make a sandwich for at 3am.
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Guys, even if she doesn't check your phone, SHE KNOWS when you are talking to another woman.
It's a gift Satan gave them.
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I like video games, but they're really violent. I'd like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games, you know like in the movie Hacksaw Ridge.
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If a woman needs to use both hands to count how many men she has slept with,
Chief, Focus on yourself.
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I'll chew a stone before I believe the statement, " you're the only one I talk to" or " he is just a friend"
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Is it morally acceptable to have coitus with a chic with Down syndrome??
Asking for a friend btw...
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So she has red flags but she got a fat ass; so it cancels out.
Ass>>>
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and painting her nails.
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" I'm proud of you" hits different; especially when you hear it from someone you value their opinion.
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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.
He shouted at her,"You aren't so good in bed either!" then stormed off to work. By mid-morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home.
"What took you so long to answer?" he asked.
(A thread) 👇
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Squirrels getting more NUTS than most of y'all.
Squirrelsome...
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For men, marriage is a responsibility but for most women, it is a retirement plan.
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Always try and appreciate those who gossip about you, it's not easy for someone to leave their problems and worry about yours.
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You mature when you choose painful truths over innocent lies.
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Due to the STDs out here, I'm scared to even have phone sex. Fvck around and get hearing AIDS
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Before you call someone's son broke, just make sure your private part is not your source of income.
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People will notice the change in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.
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Normalize sending a text if the person you're trying to call doesn't answer.
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