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When the war is over, the Rzeszów airport must be added to UNESCO World Heritage Sites
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Vicious attack on a Polish tourist abroad, please share
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Russians claim Polish TV shows the weather for imperial Poland. They even made a hoax photo to prove it 😂
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The mayor of Warsaw, who sometimes also runs for President of Poland, can be seen with a book on public transport every few years
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Riots in Poland as the national team eliminated from World Cup
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Poland is older than the US and Russia put together, you moron
🚨 List of FAKE countries:
🇮🇱 Israel
🇺🇦 Ukraine
🇹🇼 Taiwan
🇽🇰 Kosovo
🇵🇱 Poland
🇨🇦 Canada
🇬🇱 Greenland
🇰🇷 South Korea
❌ Kurdistan
❌ East Turkestan
❌ Guyana Essequibo
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POLAND: a Syrian girl Eileen, aged 4, who got lost at the Polish-Belarusian border, never actually existed.
She was invented by Polish lefty activists and amplified by the BBC
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Poland's candidate for Nobel Peace Prize is Sławomir Nowak, head of Ukraine's State Road Agency in years 2016-19.
He predicted a Russian invasion and didn't build roads.
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BREAKING: three sober English blokes were spotted in Cracow old town today
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Baśka ty miałaś wtedy 14 lat. Odsunąć to mogłaś tapczan, żeby plakat Madonny powiesić.
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Jako osoba ludzka często przebywająca w lasach (amatorsko) i doświadczona przez kleszcze (jakieś 15 sztuk przez 4 lata), mam kilka spostrzeżeń.
1/n
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POLAND: The new government will move the first planned nuclear power plant to a more democratic location, 20 minutes away and a few years out.
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Bangladesh 🇧🇩 has beaten Poland 🇵🇱 to the first nuclear power plant, well done
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A Polish club lost Champions League qualifications on July 12, the earliest ever. We can still turn this to our benefit and help solve the global food shortage problem.
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7) wzajemna inspekcja ciał pod kątem kleszczy jest pozytywną czynnością społeczną i może nawet prowadzić do seksu.
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Remember how
@amnesty
were losing their minds over the Polish Border Guard using water cannons in November? Here's January in Brussels
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OTCF, owner of the Polish sports clothing brand 4F, made a 17 million PLN loss in 2023, and has to dismiss 130 staff, due to "misplaced summer collection"
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This week everyone in Poland is on a crash course in global media games
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Riots in Poland as the price of strawberries remains high despite the recent disinflation
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POLAND: people surprised that a popular TV anchor who drove without the licence for 6 years, also didn't pay the income tax for 4 years
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Pluszne, top jezioro na Warmii. Strefa ciszy, płaskie brzegi - można 50 metrów iść, woda czysta jak w Dzienniku TV.
Polecam.
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When Putin hasn't called all morning
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Opozycja drze japę o Intelu i CPK, a rząd działa cicho i skutecznie👍
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Spain has a leftist government, Partido Socialista Nonsenso, so Brussels will not bat an eyelid. Imagine this in Hungary or Poland
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4 of the 9 Polish MEPs who voted for federal Europe yesterday were members of the Polish Communist Party (Polish United Workers' Party) until its bitter end in 1989.
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Cała gramatyka jest w 100% polska, tylko dla jaj mówią prezydynt.
To ma być odrębny "język"😄
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Very few people know that for a long 10 seconds Europe was on the verge of collapsing
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Poland in April 2004, just before we joined the European Union🇪🇺
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A Polish Piorun manpad, worth $150k, took down a Russian SU-25, worth $25 million.
That's 16,000% return on investment.
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European Commission has found that Poland doesn't satisfy any of the 4 basic conditions for the adoption of the euro.
Poles:
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Czechia was part of the Holy Roman Empire, Poland wasn't. Consequences are many. History matters.
Pornstars per million inhabitants:
🇨🇿 Czechia: 86.19
🇵🇱 Poland: 1.18
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To pytanie mnie rozwaliło do łez. Śmiałem się dopóki nie spojrzałem w lustro
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POLAND: Donald Tusk's party paid a hater 70k euro for a multi-year campaign of hate on Twitter
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8) disclaimer: jestem osobą binarną, identyfikuję się jako heteroseksualny mężczyzna. To co napisałem powyżej może być bezużyteczne dla innych grup społecznych.
EOT
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Another rift between the civilized west and barbaric east
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Poland in shock after journalists sat down with a politician for a normal talk, without trying to worship or destroy him
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Poland votes again. This time we can elect the second generation of people who've never had a proper job in their lives.
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POLAND AND UKRAINE TO JOINTLY APPLY FOR NATO MEMBERSHIP - BBC News
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Kurde, już zapomniałem jakie mieliśmy mądre media w 2013 roku
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Every year around some important Holocaust anniversary we have to explain the basics to some clueless Westerners. I'm really fed up with this.
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Polish feminists convert to Islam to escape from Catholic oppression
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Russians are constantly meddling with Joe Biden's teleprompter 😠
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- Poland, who's your best friend in Europe?
- No
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POLAND: teenagers who stole a car and drove it into a fire truck turned out to be German citizens.
Germans or "Germans" stealing cars in Poland, what has the world come to?
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Some of the communists who ran Poland into this black hole are now sitting in the European Parliament and schooling us on democracy and economy
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Russia's goal is to build an open Eurasia, from Vladivostok to Lisbon
- Dimitri Medvedev
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Another far-right propaganda campaign in Poland, "Mum and Dad, love each other"
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POLAND'S HOUSING MARKET: to get around the regulation requiring parking spaces to be minimum 10 meters away from blocks, developers mark all spaces for the disabled (exempt from the regulation)
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Poland will lose all EU structural funds in January if rule of law not restored - Der Spiegel.
Meaning: if Poles vote wrong again in October
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The new face of the "Give Us the Edit Button" campaign
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It drives me crazy that we've wasted 15 years in Poland, unbelievable
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They're talking about the "Weimar Triangle" again
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When you hear the Kaлинка ringtone
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Podoba mi się prostota intelektualna libków: jak jest rząd libkowy, to wszystkie informacje są dobre
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6) Na tych 15 sztuk raz pojawił mi się rumień, jakieś 10 dni po wyjęciu kleszcza. I to rzeczywiście wyglądało jak na zdjęciu. Poszedłem do lekarza, przyjąłem antybiotyk. Minęły 3 lata i żyję, może tylko piszę głupsze tweety niż kiedyś.
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I wonder if the French TV gets the map right before the war is over
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Big Moments in Investigative Journalism: A liberal news portal reveals that J. Kaczyński, the leader of the ruling party in Poland, has amassed a personal fortune of $60 thousand
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Scandal in Poland as a soldier patrolling the border area told a war-zone reporter to "get the fuck out of the car!"
The reporter is recovering from PTSD in a Warsaw clinic
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Mam dziecko z autyzmem, napatrzyłem się przez lata na cierpienia tych dzieci i bezradność ich rodziców. Życie kiedyś dojedzie tych ⬇️ beztroskich, 30-letnich debili
O kolejny żart, tym razem z autyzmu. Ubaw po pachy.
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A Greenpeace guy:
- We don't need nuclear power in Poland. There are better alternatives.
- What better alternatives?
- Onshore wind!
- Who are you by education?
- An anthropologist.
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Poland's Constitutional Court declared the Polish Constitution superior to the EU law. Support rallies were held in most major cities
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Great trolling by Czechs, who designed the outfits for Russian athletes at the Paris Olympics next year
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Hang on, why are we even talking about the euro?
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@vonderleyen
@donaldtusk
Never have so many (138 government ministers) achieved so much by doing so nothing.
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The Vistula Spit Canal opens today in Poland. Vessels will be able to navigate into the port of Elbląg without asking Russians for permission
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Men praying the rosary in public is becoming a thing in Poland👀
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Young Germans thanking God for the election result in Poland, 2023
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Karma tweet. I couldn't wait until September 12 to repost it
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POLAND: land has been cleared for the first ever nuclear power plant. It's going to be built by Americans (Westinghouse) and it's probably too late for the new Polish government to nip it in the bud
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Here's my primer on the situation in Poland
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@monzakrzewska
Nakarmił jedna pizzą pięć tysięcy osób, a jego uczniowie zebrali jeszcze siedem koszy ułomków.
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The Baltic, Poland: People run into the sea in the hope of being picked up by NGO boats and taken to Sweden, fleeing the right-wing oppression at home
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Saddest shit I've found on the internet
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"Poland, you have about 5 years to get ready when Russia comes knocking on the door"
Meanwhile Poland:
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Poland has completed a 125-km barrier on the Belarus border, which Donald Tusk, the leader of the populists, said "will never be built, the government just want to steal your money"
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Now I know why Brussels is preparing the second package of sanctions against Poland
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Not good, the world has noticed
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"We need more women in politics"
- Vladimir Putin
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What they saw?
Everyone: the BBC:
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Poland's central bank cut the interest rate by 75 bps. We are in full pre-election mode.
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Westerners are offended that we are getting rid of Soviet monuments. This cartoon doesn't even show years 1939-41 when Hitler and Stalin were best pals, over Poland's corpse.
Get yourself a book or watch something on YT
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Poland was allocated the largest EU ammunition production budget in the South Baltic region!
🇩🇪 85 mln euro,
🇳🇴 87,6 mln euro,
🇭🇺 27 mln euro,
🇫🇮 32,5 mln euro,
🇫🇷 38 mln euro,
🇪🇸 23,8 mln euro,
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🇵🇱 2,1 mln euro
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