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I watched the careers of some ABSOLUTE dawgs end today. I also watched some new careers take off. You guys made it a heck of a good time to be at the ball park.
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New Coach, same result
Another Region Championship for the G!
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As a wise Jimmy Jones once said, “I hope they think they took a wrong turn and ended up in hell.” Well said, Jimmy!
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Takeaways from today:
-We can hit the dang baseball 1-9.
-Left side of the infield struggled a little bit defensively. Reps and more game time experience will take care of that.
-JP always coaching hard. That’s what makes winners win.
-We have a really good baseball team.
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LINEUP:
1. Jase Neel DH
2. Landon Fike RF
3. Brady Jones 3B
4. Brax Garrison LF
5. Austin Baines C
6. Caleb Jennings 2B
7. Aaron Baines 1B
8. Will Whitley SS
9. Kyson Pate CF
SP: Mason Wright
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GAMES 1 & 2 ARE ON THURSDAY STARTING AT 4:30. YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO BE THERE, YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!
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A legend. A great word to describe Coach Moss. Coach Moss has had such a life changing impact on so many young men that he coached. Not only to make them into better ball players, but better men. A very quiet, yet patient and wise man.
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I might’ve jumped off of a building if we would’ve had to go back to that Dixie Youth park in Mobile.
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Raise your hand if your team is playing in the State Championship! 🙋♂️
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ELKMONT☠️
HOKES BLUFF ☠️
PIEDMONT ☠️
PHIL CAMPBELL, YOU’RE NEXT!
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ALABAMA CHRISTIAN☠️
MUNFORD☠️
MONTEVALLO☠️
MOBILE CHRISTIAN, YOU’RE NEXT!
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Boys, if y’all don’t win Friday, these Munford people that just followed me are coming for my head 😂
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He was a pillar in this community and will be missed dearly by so many. Rest easy, Coach!
#26
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To the seniors:
@BenCapps99
,
@lawson_neel04
,
@t_bailey5
,
@jesselang_10
,
@Preston44422867
, and
@Collins18198330
, thank you guys. That G is special to y’all and you always showed it.
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If you just heard a loud noise in Gordo, don’t worry. It was just
@PerriginWells
screaming because
@AuburnBaseball
advanced to the Super Regionals.
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And lastly, to you guys on here, THANK YOU! I appreciate the support on this account. I’ve met new people and gained new friendships from being ‘Not Gordo Baseball.’ Thank you guys, it’s been a blast! Until next year!
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JONATHAN PATE FIELD AT 4:30. BE THERE. That’s it, that’s the tweet. Have a good day!
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Poor Etowah!
Etowah (
@EtowahBaseball2
) sweeps Hamilton by scores of 5-4 and 3-0 to advance to the Class 4A State Finals starting on Tuesday.
It’ll be Etowah vs. Mobile Christian for the Class 4A 🏆.
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Had a hell of a good time this season. I hate it had to end. Seniors, thank you guys. The rest of the guys, let’s get to work!
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SIPSEY VALLEY☠️
WINFIELD☠️
MIDFIELD☠️
TARRANT☠️
REFORM☠️
CARBON HILL☠️
FET☠️
OAKMAN, YOU’RE NEXT!
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MY GUY. Privilege was all mine man. Safe travels home!
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Coach Lolley, the horse whisperer!
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That’s my QB1 BRASS GARRISON
@BraxGarrison
Brass Garrison takes it in from 3 out after hitting Kohl Summerville for 47 yards! 28-0 Q2 10:11
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Head down to Main Street Nutrition to get fueled up for tonight. I know Coach
@CallDyer
is going!
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WAKE UP! ITS GAMEDAY! 2 W’S FROM A 💍! GORDO, BE THERE!
4 PM, CHOCCOLOCCO PARK!
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Pickens County coach Walker Brandon is listed as QUESTIONABLE for tomorrow’s game. Sources say he has a case of homesickness.
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Are… are we the greatest ever? People are asking!
The Green Wave have won more games than they lost every year over the last 30 seasons. They only have four losing seasons in the past fifty years.
Gordo also won state championships in 1980, 1985 and 2001.
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WAKE UP. GET YOUR BUTTS TO PIEDMONT AT 5! GET YOUR FRIENDS TOGETHER, PITCH IN $10 FOR GAS, AND GET THERE!
We ABSOLUTELY need everyone there! Roll Wave!
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Nice to see some Gordo fathers back to watch their sons from Fet!
@lawson_neel04
@BenCapps99
@PerriginWells
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ELKMONT☠️
HOKES BLUFF ☠️
PIEDMONT ☠️
PHIL CAMPBELL☠️
HOUSTON ACADEMY, YOU’RE NEXT!
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DOT 🎯
@t_bailey5
Catch of the day via Chapin's Zavier Short. Helluva dime by Tanner Bailey
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OFFER THIS MAN!
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JONATHAN PATE FIELD TODAY AT 4, BE THERE! Our last time as fans to support these guys here in Gordo! Let’s show them the support they deserve!
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1 more. I will be ABSOLUTE HELL on this app if we do this! That’s all, goodnight!
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Sidenote: Coach Lolley and Northridge play our little brother, ACA, tonight, just in case you want to hate something else tonight!
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Todd’s a smart boy 😌
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I’m sure Alabama Christian as a whole are great people, but today, I really don’t care.
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Gonna take a break from the tweeter today. Go be with your moms and let them know you love them!
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Big birthday shoutout to your SS, Will Whitley. Make sure to wish him a happy birthday today!
@Whitley_6Will
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Pastors, leave your church doors open tonight. I’m definitely going to need the altar after the things I say/do tonight!
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Show up and pack out The Armpit 🤙🏻
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Those boys dangerous
Gordo baseball rolling in AHSAA playoffs behind pitching 1-2 punch of Benn Capps and Jesse Lang
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Heard that
@spann
the Man is at Main Street Nutrition today. Stop by and tell him how cool he is.
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The mayor told me that burgers are buy one, get one the same price tomorrow! That’s a deal!
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IT’S GAMEDAY! ORR PARK IN MONTEVALLO. BE THERE OR I’LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU EVER AGAIN!
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A couple of huge wins for Gordo yesterday, with really big performances on the mound by Preston Gregory and
@BenCapps99
. Gordo moves 2-0, with a big game tomorrow afternoon at Fayette.
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Choctaws are severely overrated. Definitely more of a Cherokee or Creek guy myself!
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OH THOSE BOYS ARE READY READY
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This isn’t a BOG (Baseball Only Greenwave) account! Greenwave football is only 10 days away! “Hey Song” is about to fire me the hell up!
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On days like today, I’m so glad JP is the head ball coach.
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NEED THIS ENERGY TO HIT THOSE CITY FOLK FROM MOBILE IN THE FACE WEDNESDAY! NO PLACE LIKE THE ARMPIT!
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE AT JONATHAN PATE FIELD THIS AFTERNOON @ 4. Biggest games of the season this week.
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SIPSEY VALLEY☠️
WINFIELD☠️
MIDFIELD☠️
TARRANT☠️
REFORM☠️
CARBON HILL, YOU’RE NEXT!
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Sources tell me there will be a “BRAD” chant in the student section tonight. It’s apparently an “ifykyk” situation.
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The Lord told me it’s okay to be at Jonathan Pate Field Wednesday!
🚨𝐒𝐞𝐦𝐢-𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐬🚨
🗓️Wednesday 5.11
📍𝗚𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗼 𝗛𝗦
🆚Mobile Christian 🐆
⌚️4pm Game 1 | Game 2 Follows | If Game 3 Thursday
🎟️ONLY @
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We better make tonight over with quick. I have reservations at Barrigas.
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ALABAMA CHRISTIAN☠️
MUNFORD☠️
MONTEVALLO, YOU’RE NEXT!
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Proud of these guys! Also, this graphic is so hard 😮💨
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Play any day that ends with “y” and we’ll still whoop that ass!
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I took Gordo at -5 this morning. Never bet against Gordo.
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