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eva pilot. black man. Twitch Affiliate. almost always on my bullshit. | Lvl. 26 | (he/him)

Colorado, USA
Joined January 2018
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The mechanics every time you pull up to the shop
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Y’all pay $19.99 for an oil change. I pay $129.99 ...we aren’t the same.
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Nobody: Nobody at all Not a soul: Jada Pinkett, unprovoked:
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Westside Gunn in the studio
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@Yeetusfbaby @celsenpai Can’t forget the best one
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@onlyfanobtainer “Conversations every night, I ring you up like Saturn”
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@Goose_Haley
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Deleted this with a swiftness
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@juuggz Me watching this:
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Bro WHAT 😭 skip everybody skip to :29 please
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“What is your sex flaw?”
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@fbmajoc @BTMFBF “Really Lamar? You’re gonna do this in front of Heighden and Kaiyeden”
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But when the world needed him most... he vanished.
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I wish for world clean. http://t.co/80UNsCnGFa
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@yxnnck The edit that this video deserves
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Her entering with a flying kick but throwing a right hook is sending me
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“Alllll I’m saying is, if I was there it wouldn’t have gone down like that”
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@tgijoseph This one right here LMAOOOO
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Friend: *pulls into McDonald’s drive thru* My drunk ass in the back seat:
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I know it smell crazy in there
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cow, cats and capybara. what else could you want?
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When your friends mom was yelling at them then turns to you
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@SpikeReeds You tweeting fairytales my G
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“Since G-eazy got a stallion I was wondering if you’d be my little pony, haha names Greg btw”
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@akkitwts @Chef_Zay Came to the comments and couldn’t find it so I did it myself
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JoJo part 4 dub is a work of art. The way Rohan says “Bitch” kills me
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This shit will forever be funny
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Obligatory “this blew up” tweet: • Be nice to each other • Drink more water • Read/watch JoJo’s bizarre adventure
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JoJo part 4 dub is a work of art. The way Rohan says “Bitch” kills me
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Mickey Mouse telling the clubhouse how he handled Pete without the mousekatool
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They just..... have lions on call for shit like this?
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Iraqi protesters bring out Lions to counter police dogs.
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Bro imagine sliding into a girl’s DM’s and she just dislikes the message
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Shordy even said “cuz all my niggas got it out the street” man no way 😭😭
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✖️(𝕋ℝ𝕀ℂ𝕂ℤ 𝔻. 𝕂𝔸𝕄𝕀𝕂𝔸ℤ𝔼✖️)
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Why does she know this song 💀💀
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@_yunglala Me when you said you was taking pictures
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@FLITTER @lovesymone You want me wearing a mask to protect other men??? Idk seems kinda gay to me
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Soon as those third trimester “can’t wait to meet you” pics hit the TL
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Y’all unfollow girls soon as they get pregnant or do u wait to see if the baby make it first?
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Has life gotten to the point to where even girls don’t know that girls play video games?
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I wish girls had something like the xbox (but not xbox) that we can play for 12 hours straight and talk to eachother on and ignore the boys and thrive in isolation together
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“Lemme get a 10 piece nugget. What sauces y’all got?” “A lot”
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Quarantine got me like
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Me cruising in my camaro after surviving my WWIII tour
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I been cracking up at “shiesty ass dork” and “Pooh sloppies” for 24 hours now
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pooh shiesty ski masks the real pandemic
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Bro said “I hate a bitch that I can’t impress, when you come see the crib you better die, hoe.” 😭😭
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She never finished her food and the poor kid in me was screaming
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Fuck it. Spider-Man wit the Henny
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“CANT NOBODY ASS DODGE EMERALD SPLASH PLAYA”
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Jojo's bizarre adventure
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Still one of the best videos to ever grace the TL. “Not the Yuttas” 😭
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Armadillos be like
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you in her DM’s... I’m the reason she’s watching JoJo’s.... we are not the same
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Either way they bussin at niggas
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@vertvsworld Fucking dying
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Me whenever I hear the phrase “equivalent exchange”
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When you catch yourself opening up to someone
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Fun fact. The ONLY other time Franklin has been posted on the Peanuts twitter account was on MLK day.
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How Dave Chappell’s crew did ol boy
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“Did you get him?” Me in the gulag:
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Starting a series and finally seeing that part that everyone’s been talking about
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@HBCUfessions “Women don’t fw me, it’s obviously them and not me”
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Chuntaro forcing Zenitsu to go slay demons
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“If I ask she’ll say no, but if WE ask, she’ll say yes”
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Ayyyooooio why he go off like that 😭
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@GettinMoneyJr @TrickzKamikaze “Boy you trippin” “Oh he replied quick huh? What he say?”
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Doesn’t get much better than this
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What's the best use of a song in a movie?
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The orange beanie gives me power
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Me: bring some friends for my friends Her: are they cute? Me:
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@AdaTheeDemigod Same energy
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Stop fuckin playing with me
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People that followed me for that 360 tweet gonna be real surprised when I start forcing this MF JOJO content down they throat
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“TURN IT UP”
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Twitter in a nutshell
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@NoBeeetch You can do better than this
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When ya girl is drunk in the club and on her third “I don’t know why bitches can’t say excuse me” So you know it’s time to leave
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A squirrel chasing a nut. I fw the vision
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Your non-anime watching friend asks you to show them a clip that’ll get them hooked. Reply to this tweet with the clip you would use
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Who has your favorite sharingan design? Me personally it’s either EMS Madara or Fugaku
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Nah this the best clip bc Francine ain’t even have to do her like that
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@elvinmartinezzz “Is he okay? He LIVED!”
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Gm
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Which fan community is this?
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Me explaining to my girl that she has to let me go home even though I’ve been with her all day
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Terry Crews’ daughter: Hey dad can you help with my homework? Terry:
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@Louie_TheGent @Aneerinyourear He’s gotta be. Marvin’s room on repeat
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Ayo the first person to throw a tomato at a bad stage act must’ve been PISSED
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Seeing racists get knocked the fuck out >>>
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Y’all’s favorite series doesn’t have a GUCCI COLLAB??? Can’t relate
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@DreSenpaix2
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Which anime has the most “drip”
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