How to Be an Online Christian Apologist
10 Guidelines
1. Above all else, remember this: You are right. They are wrong. You are coming from a superior position. You have God on your side. They don’t.
2. Never, never think about the possibility that you might sound arrogant and
If you think an athlete's national anthem kneel is a problem but Trump's assaults on the rule of law, the environment & the U.S. Constitution are not, you're entitled to your view, but stop thinking of yourself as patriotic, insightful or in touch with reality.
#TrumpImpeachment
Trump Lashes Out
I finally figured out why U.S. Evangelicals like Donald Trump so much:
He reminds them of the of Old Testament version of God--vindictive, vengeful, never at fault, and demanding adoration.
#FireTrump
#EvangelicalsHaveNoHighGround
#25thAmmendment
Christianity is based on the claim that a man rose from the dead 2000 years ago and appeared to a few people, but since then, refuses to appear or speak to the world, choosing instead to speak through his followers who can’t seem to agree on much of anything. After walking away
Actually, like most
#atheists
and most people, I do stop for red lights at intersections. Why? Because my brain works. In addition, I have no desire to murder, rape, or steal for the same reason. My brain works.
And I'm not impressed with claims of "objective" morality by
I pray to a large rock in my back yard, and it works!
When I get what I ask for, I thank the rock.
When I don't get what I ask for, I trust that the rock knows best.
When I do something wrong, I ask the rock to forgive me, and I feel cleansed.
I share my gratitude for all the
You can drape yourself in the flag, talk about how much you respect veterans, and tout your conservative views all day long,
but if you blindly support a lying, fear-mongering, constitution-trampling tyrant, you're not a patriot.
#DictatorDonald
#IWouldLikeYouToDoUsAFavorThough
According to the Bible:
1. Satan is the most potent force of evil in the world.
2. God wants good, not evil, in the world.
3. God is more powerful than Satan.
Yet, according to the Bible, God chooses to allow Satan to remain at work in the world until the end of time.
I
Trump is like a 9th grader giving a book report on a book he didn't read.
His goal is not just to convince you he read the book.
He wants you to think his understanding of it exceeds all others,
and feel you are lucky to be hearing him make up his deadly words.
#TrumpGenocide
#exChristian
My Christian belief system taught me that without Jesus leading my life, I would be lost, depraved, living in darkness, and a lover of evil. None of those things happened when I stopped believing.
I studied, prayed, listened, obeyed—whatever the Bible said a believer should do—for 50 years.
That's enough time to figure out it doesn't work and that there's nothing else to try.
Unbelief has been costly and isolating.
But I like the current version of me.
#exChristian
The party of fiscal responsibility, family values, law and order, and respect for the military has brought us record debt, a porn-star-loving president with no regard for the Constitution, & betrayal of our Kurdish allies. REPUBLICAN HYPOCRITES AND COWARDS!
#KurdsBetrayedByTrump
"We are praying for you."
Translation:
If you don't get COVID-19, we'll claim God shielded.
If you do get it, but recover, we'll claim God healed.
If you die, we'll explain that God had a reason.
The same results are possible by praying to a telephone pole.
#IsntThePoleGood
Did Jesus die for Neanderthals too? (Click... for the whole story) I ask this because Neanderthals existed for 200,000 years before we modern humans (Homo sapiens) — including Adam and Eve— arrived. Since many of Neanderthals lived well before the fall of man (Homo sapiens) in
For 40 years I believed the God of the universe had tapped me on the shoulder when I was 16 and called me to be a minister.
I never saw anything arrogant about claiming to be a spokesperson for God.
But today I must say, "My apologies to everyone."
#exminister
#exchristian
Bible: Women experience pain in childbirth because of the disobedience of the first two humans in the Garden of Eden.
Reality: Women experience pain in childbirth because humans have large brains and walking upright led to a smaller pelvic bone structure.
#BibleVsReality
Some of my Christian friends are praying that I will one day return to faith in Jesus. What they do not or perhaps cannot understand is that you cannot un-see what you have seen. Once the guardrails of faith are removed from your brain, you can't go back.
#exchristian
There is a great divide between those who accept evidence-based facts and those who ignore, deny and ridicule them.
Some are limited by IQ or education, but for many it is practicing religion that has taught them how to turn off reason in selected areas of life.
#EasterMassacre
Monotheists believe their God created 1 billion trillion stars in the parts of the universe observable with telescopes on the Earth or in space—with a maximum of around 5,000 of them visible to the naked eye—so the inhabitants of earth would have a pretty sky to observe at night.
I studied, prayed, listened, obeyed—whatever the Bible said a believer should do—for 50 years.
That's enough time to figure out it doesn't work and that there's nothing else to try.
Unbelief has been costly. I often feel outnumbered.
But I like my current course.
#ExChristian
All Religions:
1. Are driven by geography and who one's parents are.
2. Depend on childhood indoctrination for survival.
3. Produce inconsistent levels of change in followers.
4. Cringe when science reveals errors in their explanations.
5. Are created by humans.
#exchristian
#exChristian
It took me the better part of a lifetime to realize that the Gospels are a Build Your Own Jesus kit. Decades of Jesus stories passed on by word-of-mouth, followed by non-eye-witness authors of the four Gospels writing over a span of at least three additional decades,
Trump: "You should check Pence's phone calls."
Trump is letting Republican senators know that if they move to take him out of office, he will bring Pence down with him leaving the nation with Nancy Pelosi as president.
#WhistleblowerComplaint
#UkraineTranscripts
#ImpeachTrump
All Religions:
1. Are driven by geography and who one's parents are.
2. Depend on childhood indoctrination for survival.
3. Produce inconsistent levels of change in followers.
4. Cringe when science reveals errors in their explanations.
5. Are created by humans.
#exchristian
I started preaching when I was 16. From the ages of 26 to 48, I spent more hours in church buildings than in my own home. I was 100% committed.
I walked away from faith 13 years ago.
On a scale of 0-100 how much do I worry that leaving was a mistake: Zero!
#exChristian
When you break up with a narcissist, the narcissist has only one way to understand what happened: "It was you, not me." When you break up with Christianity, most believers have only one way to understand what happened: "It was you, not the Christian faith."
Christians have said
All Religions:
1. Are driven by geography and who one's parents are.
2. Depend on childhood indoctrination for survival.
3. Produce inconsistent levels of change in followers.
4. Cringe when science reveals errors in their explanations.
5. Are created by humans.
#exchristian
I studied, prayed, listened, obeyed—whatever the Bible said a believer should do—for 50 years.
That's enough time to figure out it doesn't work and that there's nothing else to try.
Unbelief has been costly. I often feel outnumbered.
But I like my current course.
#exChristian
Things You Can Still Do as a Non-Believer
1. Love
2. Be in love
3. Dream
4. Be kind
5. Feel empathy
6. Be inspired
7. Forgive
8. Be grateful
9. Help others
10. Have integrity
11. Be positive
12. Hope
13. Live in the present
14. Accept your failures
15. Find meaning
16. Connect
Christians, when I challenge your religious beliefs and your immediate response is to attack me personally — my sincerity or my character or my intelligence or my appearance — you have then conceded that you are unwilling or unable to address my challenge in a fair and thoughtful
For 40 years I believed the God of the universe had tapped me on the shoulder at age 16 and called me to be a minister.
I never saw anything arrogant about claiming to be a spokesperson for God, and I knew I was right.
I was in a trance.
It's embarrassing now.
#exChristian
I started preaching when I was 16. From the ages of 26 to 48, I spent more hours in church buildings than in my own home. I was 100% committed.
I walked away from faith 13 years ago.
On a scale of 0-100 how much do I worry that leaving was a mistake: Zero!
#exChristian
On this tiny dot in the Universe, millions believe they are set apart, that their God is working for their good, and that they are superior to "non-believers."
But we're really all the same, and this blue dot does not care whether we live or die.
It's time to work together.
Jesus died.
Gospels written in Greek: 35-65 years later
Oldest 8 Greek New Testament (GNT) manuscript FRAGMENTS: 100 years after his death
Oldest complete copy of GNT: 300 years after death
Jesus spoke Aramaic.
Divine delivery system for the world's most important message???
If you take the Bible seriously, given the number of Christians in the world, about 70% of humans alive today are going to hell. And this destiny—more than anything else—is a consequence of where you were born and the religion of your parents. A loving God who is fair and just?
If God actually spoke to Christians when they prayed, there would be only one Church, not thousands of denominations and the great split between Protestants and Catholics.
#exChristian
Imagining Jesus in His Teens and Twenties
I’ll bet every year on Mary’s birthday she said, “Oh Jesus, the present you gave me is just what I wanted. It’s almost like you can read my mind.”
I wonder if teenage Jesus ever got frustrated with Joseph and blurted, “You’re not my
Easter greetings to ex-believers!
I commend your courage!
Courage to walk away from something that felt good in many ways because truth matters more to you
Courage to face your own mortality and to let go of the need for a promise of living forever
You are not alone.
My Christian faith, in retrospect, was like a wall that was constantly trying to fall down. My belief system required a perpetual propping up that relied on the execution of complex mental gymnastics. My non-belief is different.
It is simple, stable, and requires no buttressing.
I don't believe in God, but I do believe in:
truthfulness, self-awareness, empathy,
kindness, love, family, friends, accountability,
listening, integrity, resilience, learning, forgiveness,
gratitude, generosity, hopefulness, and inspiration.
#exchristian
#Humanist
The Catholic Church is a money-laden, worldwide organization comprised of a billion followers led by men who live in Italy*, love to prance about in extravagant costumes, don’t seem to think much of women, and spend a lot of time and billions of dollars cleaning up after
The National Day of Prayer for COVID-19 in the U.S. was 1 week ago.
Today, U.S. COVID-19 deaths are five times higher than 1 week ago.
If prayer makes you feel better, go for it.
But if you have to go to the hospital, and you get well, be sure to thank the doctors and nurses.
We're praying for you.
Translation:
If you don't get COVID, we'll claim God shielded.
If you get it, but recover, we'll claim God healed.
If you die, we'll explain God had a reason.
The same results are possible by praying to a rock.
Or you could
#GetVaccinated
&
#WearAMask
One of the reasons I'm here on Twitter is to encourage individuals who have left faith but still sometimes wonder:
If I had learned more about my faith or tried harder, could I have made it work?
The answer is no. It doesn't work because it's not true.
#exchristian
Bible: Women experience pain in childbirth because of the disobedience of the "first two humans" in the Garden of Eden.
Reality: Women experience pain in childbirth because humans have large brains and walking upright led to a smaller pelvic bone structure.
#BibleVsReality
Not everything about religion is bad.
Many religious people are outstanding individuals.
Some religions are better than others.
Some religious people are insane, but religion is a shared cultural fiction, not insanity.
As for me, I'm quite sure no God of any religion exists.
#exChristian
I felt as if a heavy weight had been lifted off my shoulders—a result of
no longer presuming to hear the voice of God,
resigning from the defense team for a silent deity,
accepting how much I don’t know, and
ending the mental gymnastics required by faith.
I'm humbled by the fact that people whose ideas about God I scorned and despised for decades were correct, accurate, and true.
People like Chris Hitchens, George Carlin, John Lennon (Imagine), and Carl Sagan.
My unbelief feels anything but arrogant. Repentant is a better word.
Before I was an
#exChristian
I despised Christopher Hitchens & hated John Lennon's "Imagine there's no heaven" song.
Now I'm amazed at the range of Hitchens' brilliance & "No hell below us, above us only sky" rings true.
People can change & as Lennon sang, "I'm not the only 1."
A Christian who tells an atheist s/he can’t live a moral life without God is like a kid on a bike with training wheels who sees his friend riding on two wheels for the first time and shouts, “You can’t ride like that!”
Religions were training wheels for humanity.
#exchristian
We're praying for you.
Translation
If you don't get COVID-19, we'll claim God shielded.
If you get it and recover, we'll claim God healed.
If you die, we'll explain God had a reason.
The same results are possible by praying to a rock.
Thanks, but I'll mask, wash, vaccinate.
Upon leaving faith I felt as if a heavy weight had been lifted off my shoulders—a result of:
•No longer presuming to hear the voice of God
•Resigning from the defense team for a silent God
•Ending the mental gymnastics required by faith
•Accepting how much I do not know
I studied, prayed, listened, obeyed—whatever the Bible said a believer should do—for 50 years.
That's enough time to figure out it doesn't work and that there's nothing else to try.
Unbelief has been costly.
I often feel outnumbered.
But I like my current course.
#ExChristian
#CatholicPedophilePriests
The Pope says that 1 in 50 Catholic clerics (2%) are pedophiles. (1)
But the 2004 John Jay Report, based on a study of accusations of sexual abuse of children by Catholic clergy between 1950 and 2002, indicated involvement by 1 out of 25 ordained
For 40 years I believed the God of the universe had tapped me on the shoulder at age 16 & called me to be a minister.
I never saw anything arrogant about claiming to be a spokesperson for God, and I KNEW I was right.
I was in a trance. It's embarrassing now.
#exchristian
I used to believe God was watching over me and listening to my prayers.
Now, I know better.
I'm a tiny speck in the Universe.
I won't live forever.
But I've found my own sense of purpose and my own inner strength.
I choose to live this day with energy, love, and optimism.
How about fifty years? Is that long enough to figure out that Christianity isn’t true?
I read the Bible when I was 9. I started preaching when I was 16. I earned three theological degrees. As a Christian pastor, from the ages of 26 to 48, I probably spent more waking hours in
Why do so many atheists proudly declare they found religion to be false when they were 15? Are they saying religion is so self-evidently stupid that even a 15 year-old schnook can figure it out? Or are they telling us their worldview petrified at an incredibly naive age?
I
The Bible told me I was a sinner,
and the only hope was Jesus.
Starting at age 9, I believed it for decades.
Now I see myself as one finite but unique human,
evolved from stardust,
capable of good and bad decisions,
accountable to others
and able to learn from my mistakes.
#exChristian
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After I left my faith, I felt a heavy weight lifted off my back — a result of no longer presuming to hear the voice of God, resigning from the defense team for a silent God, accepting how much I do not know, and ending the mental
According to the Bible:
1. Satan is the most potent force of evil in the world.
2. God wants good, not evil, in the world.
3. God is more powerful than Satan.
Yet, for some unknown reason, God has chosen to allow Satan to remain at work in the world until the end of time. ???
We are praying for you.
Translation
If you don't get COVID-19, we'll claim God shielded.
If you do get it, but recover, we'll claim God healed.
If you die, we'll explain that God had a reason (and not mention COVID killed).
The same results are possible by praying to a rock.
New Rule
You don’t get to call yourself Pro-Life if you:
Deny climate change,
oppose affordable healthcare for all, or
value the NRA more than the lives of school children.
#EvangelicalHypocrisy
#exvangelical
The Bible told me I was a sinner,
and the only hope was Jesus.
Starting at age 9, I believed for decades.
Now I see myself as one finite human,
made of elements from stars,
unique, capable of good and bad decisions,
accountable to others
and able to learn from my mistakes.
I share the above for others who have experienced losses as a result of leaving faith.
You are not alone.
I preached many sermons on the cost of Christian commitment. For me, the cost of leaving has been much greater.
Bottom line: Truth matters, and my path isn't dark. 2/2
We are praying for you.
Translation:
If you don't get COVID-19, we'll claim God shielded.
If you do get it, but recover, we'll claim God healed.
If you die, we'll explain that God had a reason.
The same results are possible by praying to a telephone pole.
#CompassionNotMagic
Christians believe in sharing the message that everyone needs Jesus in every corner of the world, but when someone leaves the faith and talks about why, the followers of Jesus consider this behavior rude, inappropriate, and hostile.
#exchristian
Christianity perpetuates its own existence by systematically and persuasively asking children and adolescents to make lifelong commitments which they are neither intellectually nor emotionally equipped to make. And 99% of the adults engaging in this indoctrination are full of
If Jesus is still alive, why doesn't he make a new, worldwide appearance, not to end history, but to clear up all the confusion.
The schism between Protestants and Catholics would end, all denominations could unify, and the world would turn to him.
Simple answer: He's dead.
#exvangelical
I finally figured out why U.S. Evangelicals like Donald Trump so much:
He reminds them of the of Old Testament version of God — vindictive, vengeful, always right, and demanding adoration.
#exchristian
Sitting in a School Gym with Grandchildren
Last week one of my granddaughters joined 120 second graders at her elementary school to present a musical in the school gym. As my wife and I stood in line waiting for the doors to open, I noticed a sheriff with a holstered pistol on
Before I was an
#exChristian
I despised Christopher Hitchens & hated John Lennon's "Imagine there's no heaven" song.
Now I'm amazed at the range of Hitchens' brilliance & "No hell below us, above us only sky" rings true.
People can change & as Lennon sang, "I'm not the only 1."
I find it mildly annoying when someone tells me to "have a blessed day."
It's a faith imposing micro-action.
I usually smile and say thanks, but I'm thinking of other responses:
May Zeus smile on you today.
Have a significant day.
Have a reality-based day.
Suggestions?
As a pastor, I read and preached from the Old Testament less and less as I grew older. I found its contents increasingly troubling but told myself it didn’t matter because the New Testament took precedence. Eventually, the dam broke.
#ExChristian
Jesus died.
Gospels written in Greek: 35-65 years later
Oldest 8 Greek New Testament (GNT) manuscript FRAGMENTS: 100 years after his death
Oldest complete copy of GNT: 300 years after death
Jesus spoke Aramaic.
Divine delivery system for the world's most important message???
When I was an evangelical Christian, I looked at Mormons and Scientologists and said,
"How can those misguided people believe such ridiculous things?"
Now I look at my former self and what I used to believe in the same way.
#exvangelical
#exchristian
#exChristian
Jesus was an inspiring apocalyptic prophet who said some good things about empathetic love for others, including the poor and downtrodden. He lived and died 2000 years ago and has not been heard from since.
Sin is a human construct. Goodness, honesty, and altruism
#TrumpMeltdown
Trump Lashes Out
I finally figured out why U.S. Evangelicals like Donald Trump so much:
He reminds them of the of Old Testament version of God—vindictive, vengeful, always right, and demanding adoration.
Things I Can Still Do as a Non-Believer
Love
Be in Love
Dream
Be Kind
Feel Empathy
Be Inspired
Forgive
Be Grateful
Help Others
Have Integrity
Be Positive
Hope
Live in the Present
Accept My Failures
Find Meaning
Connect
#ExChristian
I now acknowledge that death is real and when I die, that is the end of me.
I no longer believe the God of the universe knows me and is waiting to welcome me into an eternity of bliss.
And yet, my current lack of belief in God is considered arrogant.
#noafterlife
#exChristian
Sorry it's the best I could do with a B.A. in Bible from Wheaton College, a master's degree and doctorate from the nation's largest evangelical seminary, experience as an adjunct seminary professor, and three decades of experience as a pastor.
Upon leaving faith I felt as if a heavy weight had been lifted off my shoulders—a result of:
•No longer presuming to hear the voice of God
•Resigning from the defense team for a silent God
•Ending the mental gymnastics required by faith
•Accepting how much I do not know
We now have a front-row seat to multiple real-time examples of how believing that God is leading you can cripple one's ability to perceive reality as we watch evangelicals deny climate change, the seriousness of COVID-19, and the results of a free and fair presidential election.
The Christian God created atoms, stars and galaxies but could not manage to make it possible for 1 full, original copy of his self-revealing book containing the world's most important message to be available to more than 107 billion of the 108 billion humans who have ever lived.
If you’re a believer, and you want to say that my leaving Christianity means I never was a Christian, then you must logically conclude that no matter how real your faith seems to you now, you too may be a fake Christian, but it may take you another 20 or 30 years to find out.
We now have a front row seat to observe what faith can and cannot do.
Arkansas church meets anyway--34 people get COVID-19 and one is already dead.
Faith can encourage, raise money, and offer community support, but it doesn't stop the virus.
#exchristian
Then—I viewed Chris Hitchens with disdain.
Now—What a brilliant and articulate man!
Then—Bertrand Russell was the boogey man.
Now—Love his 10 Commandments.
Then—Recoiled at Lennon singing “Imagine there’s no heaven.”
Now—“Imagine all the people living for today.”
#exChristian
As a minister, my goal was to convert any non-Christian I met. I was effective at winning others through persuasive sermons & relationships. My behavior was accepted as normal.
Now, my sharing nonbelief is seen as negative, even hostile.
But I'm a communicator. It's in my DNA.
#exChristian
The Gospel of John is one of the clearest and best examples of how the Jesus story gets better with each passing decade after his death.
What’s In John’s Gospel But Not in Matthew, Mark, or Luke?
Referring to Jesus, the Gospel of John opens with, “In the beginning
Not everyone can be an
#atheiest
or
#agnostic
because doing so requires the courage to face death without pretending you will live forever.
#exChristian
I don’t comprehend real Christianity because I don't understand it like you do?
Maybe, but if my five decades of Bible study failed to reveal true Christianity, then…
God has set the bar too high
or is a poor communicator
or DOESN’T EXIST.
#exChristian
#eXvangelical
Today is a good day to remember Jesus taught that hand-washing is unimportant & believed many illnesses are caused by demons.
Either God thought it would be fun for humans to take almost 2000 more years to learn about germs, or
Jesus was a human prophet who didn't have a clue.
#exChristian
#GoodCleanFun
If archeologists found a complete first century manuscript of the Gospel of John — older than any existing copy — and it included a sentence stating, “Jesus loved to ride merry-go-rounds,” within hours, Christian apologists would be announcing reasons
If humans have a soul operating in tandem with the brain, why doesn't it kick in like a backup drive when someone gets Alzheimer's Disease or part of the brain is damaged?
Simple Answer: Your brain is you, and when your brain is gone, you're gone.
Don't despair. Seize the day!
Dear God,
I give you back your shame.
I’ve done things wrong, and I’m responsible for my actions, but I’m not a sinner.
I’m an imperfect human being, just like everyone else.
From,
An
#ExChristian
Jesus died.
Gospels written in Greek: 35-65 years later
Oldest 8 Greek New Testament (GNT) manuscript FRAGMENTS: 100 years after his death
Oldest complete copy of GNT: 300 years after death
Jesus spoke Aramaic.
Divine delivery system for the world's most important message???
God promised Abraham his descendants would be as "numerous as the stars" (Genesis 22:17 NIV).
There are more than 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars.
About 100,000,000,000 people have lived on Earth.
At least 99,999,999,999,900,000,000,000 more descendants are needed.