Parker (Bald) 🐐
@GoodTimesOfX
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A random bald man on the internet. Nothing provided here is financial advice. It’s not just a $LOTTO , it’s a movement.
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Joined November 2014
It's not @JustALotto, it's a movement. - Super tight knit community.- Transparent team.- NFT PFPs sold out in 17 minutes.- Passive income opportunity.- Over 40% of $LOTTO token supply currently staked by long-term holders.- Under 5M MC (10M ATH).- Jeets are out.- Secured a
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@NoCapFights Have respect for workers making and handling your food. I'd have tossed it away too.
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@InternetH0F That manager wins the manager of the year award. Also, "that is against my HIPAA law" 🤣🤣🤣. You just can't make this stuff up. HIPAA doesn't apply here lady. Yacht renting is not a health issue.
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@PicturesFoIder Restaurant is at fault. If you're given the wrong menu they should honor the price. It's pretty much false advertisement at this point. They aren't going to go bankrupt over one customer getting the old price. Not worth the effort to fight over it.
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@interesting_aIl Works well when running away from the cops too. Just wear a sock so when they try to grab you, all they get is the sock.
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@DramaAlert I'd give her the password, then go into the router settings and block her device.
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@DramaAlert It seems like every single person connected to @MrBeast is trying to milk this drama for their own socials.
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I saw RIP Tom and thought Jerry finally went a little too far against Tom.
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@historyinmemes This is why we're fat. It's not the Mexican food, it's comparing other more nutritious foods to donuts as if they are the same thing. I'd take a burrito over a fast-food burger or coffee shop donut any day.
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@FAFO_TV Well that's not what I was expecting. Poor guy just got a little too angry over a small prank. Shouldn't mess with people's game though.
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@historyinmemes As much as I love my smartphones and tech, I occasionally miss the old days without them. Everything felt simpler and more magical when something new came out.
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@HumansNoContext Very true. History in school is watered down and not very good. They don't tell you everything. Only what they want you to hear.
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@interesting_aIl Mailing something you shouldn't? Put a sock over the package so when authorities try to confiscate it for inspection all they get is the sock.
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@DramaAlert Losing in a game? Blame it on lag and cheats/hacks. No one ever has poor skills.
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@PicturesFoIder It's actually very smart to dress down when traveling. If you look poor, you're less likely to be a target for pickpocketing and being robbed. Don't carry big bags, try to dress like a local, and do your best not to look like a tourist.
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@historyinmemes Many of my favorites were discontinued back then. Here's a few extras. Sobe drinks, Snapple Elements in the aluminum can, and Jolt Cola.
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Thanks again @DotComParker. You didn't need to send me anything but I do greatly appreciate it. Going right into $ZACK to let it grow and mature. Those thinking Parker is fake, you all need to learn to be kind and patient. He's a busy goat handling multiple projects,
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@creepydotorg Scare tactic news. Mpox has been around forever and it spreads super slowly because it primarily transfers through bodily fluids. Most people heal up just fine in a week or two. Usually itchy, blisters, and maybe some fatigue. You're pretty much over it when the blisters crust.
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@NoCapFights Cheaters get what they deserve. Nothing better than shaming amongst close friends and letting the internet witness it.
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@crazyclipsonly If someone started chasing me at night as soon as I turned around I'd be scared shitless too.
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@DramaAlert New day, new @MrBeast clout post. Has anyone verified they actually worked with the guy or are we all just taking it in without questions? It's odd that no one wanted to say anything until now.
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@interesting_aIl Cops have earned much of the hate they get but this interaction seems well deserved. Reckless riding puts everyone's lives at risk. Act like a child on the road then be prepared to be scolded like one when the state police show up. They don't mess around.
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@DotComParker @TheReal_RoddieT As tempted as I am to enter, I'll refrain from completing all the steps. I'd feel bad if I ended up winning twice in a row. I know it's a fair draw but I'd rather see some of these other people in need win. Just commenting for some engagement. 💪.
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@weirddalle I'm in the process of setting up my homelab as well. Got a bunch of free mini computers from McDonald's that they were going to throw away and let me keep. Cute little Core i7s.
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@historyinmemes I once had a manager make fun of me for not chopping like this in a deli. I pointed out to him our knives are dull as shit. Sure enough, when he didn't believe me and tried to show off, the onions fell on the floor and the tomato mushed. We never did get better knives either.
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The goat does not lie. Much appreciated Parker. One awesome thing about this is I get to take advantage of free delivery from Walmart thanks to my roommate working there. Figuring out an order for delivery tomorrow now for my keto. So far I've got bulk bags of chicken and
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@Dexerto Imagine paying for YouTube to use a sleep timer when you can tell your computer to go to sleep for free after so much time if you're watching videos and falling asleep.
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@simplychristv @HumansNoContext That's because most of these machines are programmed to gradually increase the claw strength after however many attempts the owner sets to win.
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@historyinmemes Ren and Stimpy were weird but amazing. rubber nipple salesmen, powdered toast man, happy happy joy joy. Fun times.
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@DramaAlert @lolcowlive Maybe he was hoping the cameraman would whip it out for personal inspection to ensure it was alright after. Maybe give it a little massage.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 1. Axe: Not as good as a knife but doubles as a hammer and you can chop stuff. 2. Rope: building, traps, hanging food, and whatever else you can dream of. 3. Pot: Cooking and boiling water. 4. Bottle: Allows you to carry liquids and small critters as you're out exploring.
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@InternetH0F Most of these videos are used for clout and almost always to make men out to be evil.
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@PostsOfCats My cat visited me in my dreams the night she died. We went through a bunch of sequences of our fun times together and all her favorite sleeping spots in my old room. I learned she died when I woke up and saw my parents posted that my cat passed away. I lived a town over from
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@MrZackMorris Never selling no matter who gives me $ZACK. It's my ticket to getting back on my feet again with a little extra. Going for the long game.
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@ClownWorld_ K-Mart was amazing when we had one. If you couldn't find it at Walmart, K-Mart usually had it. I also miss Radio Shack. I used to love picking up dirt-cheap circuit board components for projects whenever I needed them. Sucks having to wait for an online delivery to arrive when.
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Thank you @DotComParker for believing in me. I should have taken a picture last week when the scale kept erroring out. Progress so far. Sorry if you all wanted free feet pics. I won't let you down.
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@interesting_aIl I'd imagine this is good as a temporary fix. The glass is compromised. Vibrations, temperature changes, and any pressure put on the glass will likely start to crack it again.
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@InternetH0F No one needs to accommodate time blindness for anyone. Yes, it's a thing some people have because it can be a symptom of ADHD but we all have phones these days. Set alarms and reminders for tasks and take steps to self-manage your time. No one can do it but you.
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@NoCapFights Someone needs to deep fake Kamala Harris's voice and face on this. That hairstyle is offensive.
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@Morbidful Sinkholes are my worst nightmare. They can happen anytime, anywhere, and you wouldn't even know it's coming.
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@interesting_aIl This is the oldest trick in the book. He's obviously a time traveler from a parallel universe and storing it in a pocket dimension between our worlds.
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@Alphafox78 That's not creating content. That's just advertising used goods for the second-hand market.
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It finally arrived. Thanks again to @DotComParker and @TheReal_RoddieT for the awesome iPhone 15 giveaway. The wait had me anxious like a kid waiting for Christmas. Keep on shining you two. Thanks for all that you do for us here.
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News just in, Miley Cyrus reveals North Korea was involved in Elon Musk's X that "Riggers" Malik Obama in Spider-Man 4. The Taliban need #Trump2024NowMorethanEver for the #randomharvest going on at Bradley Cooper's place. Source: For You
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@WorldDarkWeb A great way to give your dog some parasites and other nasties. Better off just calling the exterminator. Vet visits will likely end up costing more.
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@ClownWorld_ Bro forgot that Asians experienced racism as well. They stayed educated and motivated to work their way to the top regardless of how they were treated. Asians earned their keep.
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@Rainmaker1973 Instructions are clear. My eyes are burning, I'm coughing up my lungs, and my skin is on fire!.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Avoiding accidents is as much awareness as it is placing potentially dangerous machines in the right spot. If you need to squeeze past a machine like this to get by, it's not supposed to be there.
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@DotComParker @TheGoatsDen There is a free section as well. Join and ask questions. Chat with us. Sometimes free picks are shared. More fun to come to the server in the future. One win and it pretty much pays for an entire year there if you subscribe to VIP. People are winning every day.
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@DotComParody @MrZackMorris Even Parker's cat Miss Lily "Fentanyl" Parker is ready for take-off 😁 $RZACK
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@fasc1nate This is very disgusting. We do not need this kind of crap back. Sometimes I feel like there is a push to normalize this disturbing stuff again.
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@DramaAlert DrDiddleRespect, while what he had texted wasn't found to be criminal, he did say the conversations had leaned toward inappropriate. This should be enough.
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@PicturesFoIder No one should be forced to tip. It’s an optional but courteous thing to do. What annoys me about tipping is when you order takeout. The tips don’t go to the chef so why am I being asked to tip?. Yes I know tipped workers make trash pay per hour but most of the time they do walk.
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@weirddalle Back then optimization and space mattered. It's amazing how developers managed to overcome and utilize the limitations they had on old hardware.
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@DotComParker Thanks again! What a way to start my day. Just woke up 20 minutes ago. Still don't know how to process this mentally. Really appreciate all that you do for us here. Keep on shining super goat and @TheReal_RoddieT and thanks for the congrats all!.
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@DramaAlert A better way to prepare is to ditch the dogs and use ground turkey. Don't add the extra salt. Less milk with a little shredded cheese. At least the carrots are healthy. Save the hotdogs for the grill (or air fryer). 2 dogs with a leafy green salad or mixed veggies.
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@FoodPornPhotos If you like it, why not? Mustard, pickles, relish, onions, cheese, chocolate, mayo, sour cream, peanut butter. the world is ours to explore and enjoy.
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@DotComParker Of course. Otherwise, I'd have sold off a long time ago and just bought my ebike with it. Still could do it now if I wanted to but $LOTTO is going to be worth more than pocket change.
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More hooters pics cause you liked the first ones hehehe 🦉🧡
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@WorldDarkWeb At least it was solid. I once had to clean the women's bathroom because there was diarrhea halfway up the wall and all around the toilet.
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@DramaAlert At least this cop was chill about the tiktoker being a weirdo. They were probably hoping to find some irritated cop so they could push the "all popo are bad" clout narrative. Most cops are like us, just doing their job, and would prefer not to deal with people being weird.
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@ClownWorld_ Indeed. The "HIPAA law" part is pure gold. Plus this manager has my vote for the manager of the year award. 🤣🤣🤣.
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@fasc1nate Nothing to find in my basement. Just Christmas decorations, an old desk, some power tools, Excalibur, and the holy grail.
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@stats_feed If it's not the engine, it's people blasting the same crappy music so you can still hear it from 10 blocks away.
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@DotComParker @MrZackMorris @SpaceX Sorry, @WhopIO. Parker has always belonged to $ZACK. I found this old photo and thought I should share the news.
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@stevewilldoit We get it. Tbh, I'm in agreement with your mom. It seems to be stressing you out and it's also not a good look online to be constantly acting out. Especially if you want sponsors. You know how quick they are to flee over anything. We all hate the guy. We know where you stand.
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@Rainmaker1973 Been noticing this a lot lately from many people. Something has changed in the backend. I'd say just keep doing what you're doing. It should work itself out in the end. Could be a glitch or intended. Not sure anyone really knows.
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@TateTheTalisman @creepydotorg @coffeebreak_YT I still love creepydotorg though. They post some cool shit.
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I can't wait to see what's inside these $LOTTO hatchers later tonight. Every one of these is a winner. It could be some money in crypto or a potential limited edition NFT. This is just one piece of the cool stuff coming to the $LOTTO community. Join in our movement today. It's
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