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Just a Goofy Goober tweetin' some twits. Rootless Cosmopolitan Urbanite aspiring to be a Cool International Hedonist

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Joined May 2016
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'bout to settle all the discourses w/this one
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@NapoleonBonabot That one song from Drive
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@GreeneMan6 Stuff a cat person would say šŸ˜’
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RT @0x49fa98: I bet you he would disown his "transphobic" and racist family members in heartbeat
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RT @jeff82874662: The anti-natalists who wonā€™t have the MAGA uncle over for thanksgiving are suddenly all about clannish blood feuds https:ā€¦
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@Coscorrodrift @archived_videos @nosilverv Sheā€™s genuinely fucking funny. Far less vagina content in this
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@isa2001m The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
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@melissa MAGNUS NOOOOOO
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RT @QuetzalPhoenix: It really is tragic that Hollywood never put a better marriage on screen after this.
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@alty5745 @_Leomega_ @ItIsHoeMath @AndrewJamesFilm Itā€™s much easier for a woman to have kids after 35 sheā€™s had kids before 30. 1st after 35 is rarer and riskier.
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RT @basedspinach: And I gotta tell you, it was perfect. Perfect. Everything. Down to the last minute details
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RT @kunley_drukpa: ā€œAAAHHHH IS THAT A YOUNG MIDDLE CLASS WHITE PERSON IN LONDON? IN LONDON OF ALL PLACES? AHHH ITā€™S OVER LONDON IS DEAD HOWā€¦
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RT @elonmusk:
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@eigenrobot Idk I havent noticed ā€œbad thingsā€ happening yet, other than pausing PEPFAR-esque stuff which is a fair trade to purge pernicious shit during audits I expect itll get ugly when they get to Mcare/Mcaid/SocSec; shouldnt completely shut those off while u scour the books
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RT @razibkhan: ove b*sky lots of rending over what's happening to academia but i told ppl here, and IRL, for 10 years that all the unhingeā€¦
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RT @cliftonaduncan: @SpeakerPelosi @RepRichardNeal Just give us some stock tips and we'll call it even
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RT @cosine_distance: I sent this to my wife and she cornered me later like "I don't get it. Can you explain it to me". How do you explain wā€¦
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RT @ContextBirds: šŸ’ƒšŸ¼
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RT @bog_beef: Remember when all thought this guy was lying because he ran his infomercials on late night TV
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