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Hey Y’all, it’s a good time to let you know that I have a T-Shirt Penthouse and I am a Graphic designer.
You can send a DM to get yours.
Patronize me ooo 🌚🌚🌚🌚
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If Apostle Paul was in this generation ehn, small thing, Baba don on ring light.
“To the church in Abuja, Abba says Haba”
😂😂😂
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Na me just dey panic.
No be say God don fail me before 🥹🤲🏽
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Theophilus Sunday!!!!!! 😫
No be you sing:
“Until my only gaze is you, spirit keep brooding over me.”
Which time you comot gaze from Jesus take gaze upon woman?
Ahhhhh 😫🤦🏽♂️
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I’ve got peace that makes no sense 🤲🏽😂
“Davido got Chioma”
“Banky W got Adesua”
“Adekunle got Simi”
You got ?
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Nobody:
Whenever I am studying the bible and I see “Now this is the genealogy of…”
Me: Oh Lord! next chapter please 🏃🏾😂
God help me 🤲😂
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Christmas don reach again, I just dey shout “Maaaaaa” every ten minutes 😭
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Please keep spiritual friends because GOD speaks during Discussion!!
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Don't use your favourite song for your alarms, e get why🥲😂
I set alarm for 3am so I could pray
As expected, the alarm started to ring at 3am
Instead of me waking up, I was in my dream, ministering the song on stage to my live audience
Well, It was a powerful ministration😭😩
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You want to pray in the midnight and you think lying down to pray is the best posture🙄😒
It's okay!
See you in the morning 😂
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Adulting without Jesus? Seriously??
Do you want to kill yourself? 😂
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Joshua 1:6 - "Be strong and be courageous."
Joshua 1:7 - "Be strong and very courageous."
Joshua 1:9 - "Be strong and be courageous."
Joshua must have been very scared, because this was back to back. 😂😂
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Dear future wife,
There's no watching of Zee World in our home. We must have zeal for the Word. 🙄🙌
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To the church in WARRI, God is WORRIed about you 😭😂😂😭
If Apostle Paul was in this generation ehn, small thing, Baba don on ring light.
“To the church in Abuja, Abba says Haba”
😂😂😂
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I’m just imagining the pick up line Theophilus Sunday used.
Something like: “When I told God to kill what is left of me, He did not kill my ribs rather He gave it to you 😭”
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Pastor: …And I came with my beautiful wife 🥰
*Media team captures wife immediately*
Congregation: Awwwwwwwn 🥰 and clapping thunderously
Sisters: God when 😩😩
And GOD is like: Shebi you said you don’t want to marry a pastor🥴😂😂
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Who else feels washing clothes or doing chores without listening to messages or music is a waste of time?? 😂😂😂
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Happy Birthday to Me! 🤩❤️
There’s no end to my dominion and no limit to my increase this year!
Thank you Abba for thus far. 🙏🏽
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Las Las, this burning for God will reach everybody.
We will be many 🙏🏽
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When you are in a relationship with an unbeliever 😂😂😂😂
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Bill Jesus today.
He won’t call you materialistic 🤌🏽
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I'm seeing green leaf in this Brother's teeth and we're fasting 😳
Did he lie down in green pastures with his mouth open??? 🤔🤔
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My life is hidden in Christ and Christ in God.
TWO FACTOR VERIFICATION.
See ehn;
…Unless They Kill GOD!
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Lord, if my Bank account will only touch the hem of your garment 😩
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Theophilus Sunday: I’ve been offered to a deity
The deity: 👇🏽
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Invite her to a studio session then make her a wife ✅
From spontaneous worship to spontaneous marriage. 🤌🏽😂
Sunmisola Agbebi x Yinka Okeleye 😂
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“If I don't pray, Satan will make mess of me”
Someone will sing this song for two hours and end up not praying 😂😂
Chai 🥲😂
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They said "Go to where you're valued" so I ran back to God. ❤️
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Your love language is Words of Affirmation and you no dey read your Bible.
Lmao 😂
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You know HIM as Abba, He shows Himself as Jireh.
You think you've seen all and then He manifests as Rapha.
Just when you're beginning to enjoy that, He reveals Himself as Elohim and then Yahweh 😅
You just can't "see HIM finish".
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Goalsssss! 🥹
A partner that comes with peace of God and peace of mind. ❤️🥹
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Learn the scriptures o.
Learn it so you wont be replying "omooo" and “wow” to every spiritual discussion. 😂😂
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I saw you and I like you but you are busy calling me Papa, Apostle, Pastor.
I called to hear your voice but you are busy talking about Prayer and Fasting.
Is it fair?
Can't you understand? 😩🤣
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Can you learn to enjoy Friendship without putting marriage on the line??
Stop reading unnecessary meaning to a lovely birthday text, a subscription, a quick response to an emergency.
My dear, some brothers are gentlemen by default; I mean they had good home training.
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Moses Bliss, taken.
All eyes on Ebuka Songs and Peterson Okopi 😂😂😂😂
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We will PRAY
We will PRAY
We will PRAY ooo, we will PRAY 🔥🔥
Another measure oooooo. 😭
Holy Ghost, another wan taaasand 😭
So what are the single people going to be doing on Valentine's Day? 😂
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Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
When you come back from the way they seemeth right to a man but God didn’t allow it to destroy you 😂😂😂😂
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So, Adam woke up (just like I woke up this morning) and saw his missing rib standing beside him for free.
But I have to go everywhere looking for mine;
- Pray and fast;
- Take her to pastor;
- Convince her with numerous calls and messages in the name of talking stage.
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You're pressing phone now; your eyes no close oooo
But immediately you carry Bible to read, Darkness covereth the Earth 😫😂
Continue ooo 😂
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Dear RCCG friends, tell us that we missed the convention, don't say we missed Heaven.
Please oo, Let's know what we're saying. 😂🤣
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Why do we do PRAYER WALKS??
because PRAYER WORKS 😌😂
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When the Bible says whosoever finds a wife finds a good thing.
It did not put location there, the emphasis is on "FIND"
But you are angry because they asked you out on LinkedIn
My dear, Find is Find. Even if it's on Google or Youversion.
Find is Find.
Rest! 😂😂
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Imagine doing surprise proposal and she's like, "Yeah, God said you'd propose today".
God abeg 😂
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It’s so funny and scary how
@DunsinOyekan
songs sinks faster in the brain than school books 😭😭😂😂
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Bishop David Oyedepo declared fasting from Feb 13th - 15th.
Valentine plans cancelled.
No eating, no drinking 😂😂😂
We will pray for Nigeria 😂
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The Holy Spirit watching you crawl back to him after leaning on your understanding 😂😂😂😂
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I slept for 5 hours expecting to wake up in the evening just to realise I only slept for 30mins.
How many days remain for this fasting abeg? 😭😂
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So Leah couldn't tell Jacob, “I'm not the blide, I'm the blide sister” 😏😂
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Secular songs are not bad but why don't you play them when you are in problem?
You only remember Adua ke o or Oba tin gbekun aladura. Once the problem ends, it's ungbogbo na ungbogbo you will be shouting upandan
And you don't know the meaning o 😂😂
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Random Person: Must all believers pray in tongues?
Me: Why must it be you that is not praying in tongues?? Why??? 😂
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Random Person: How are you?
Me: I am a Graduate and you? 🌝😂
I signed out.
Thank You Jesus for thus far.
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Adam woke up from a deep sleep and met his wife.
I’ve been sleeping for more than 2 decades and I never even see girlfriend
Dear God, It’s me again this morning 🤲😭
😂😂
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Nobody:
Me Holding unto God throughout next year 😩
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You be Idan but you no sabi Pray.
If Satan catch you, your Idan go face Idanwo
Just dey play 😂😂😂
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So you don't have Holy Spirit and you're forming fine girl abi??? 😂😂
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When people tell you "Problem no dey finish",
Tell them say "Miracle no de tire Jesus."
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You're not interested in the fruits of the Spirit; You only want the gifts.
Come and collect na.
Thief!! 😂😂😂
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“I am a soldier at the battlefield” 🎶
You that eat 3-5 times a day from January to December.
You’re not in the battlefield o, you’re in the kitchen 😂😂😂
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My Son, if sinners entice you, No Gree 🤌🏽😂
- Proverbs 1:10
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Jesus said He will come like a thief in the night.
But He is not a thief because He won't take those that are not his 🤌🏽
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Try enter relationship this week.
Allow somebody to love you.
The bible encourages you to be loved🙃
That's why you are called BELOVED 😂😂
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Foodstuffs don finish but my God is not finished. 😎
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Dear Sister,
You have been on my mind from A.M to P.M.
Can I DM?? 🥰😌
😂😂😂
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You fasted till 6pm and you still ate 3 square meal the same day.
Omooo, I fear you o 😒😂
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Normalize using words like: Roommate, Classmate, Colleague, Neighbor, Acquaintance, Old school mate, Client etc.
Not everyone is your friend 🙏
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How beautiful are the feet of those who love God 😌❤️
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You're busy singing "Out of my belly shall flow rivers of living waters."
But the last time you fasted was last year
It is Eba that flows from your belly sir 😂😂
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Dear Lovely Jesus,
I just want to tell you that Nigerians are using your name to cut Cakes 😩
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So Min. Dunsin is using all the
keys,
Then this is me doing special number in church,
Keyboardist: Which key?
Me: On a low key 😭😭
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A clingy partner will always be better than a partner you'll have to beg for attention all the time.
If this post doesn't concern you, do you like fried rice or spaghetti?
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Dear Christian,
Stop listening to Rema when you should be receiving Rhema. 😂
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You’re loving the woman you’re becoming.
Woman wey no sabi pray. Tueh 🤧😂
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I'm not on colos please.
The only colos I know is Colossians
😌🙌🏽
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Are you in a relationship OR you’re a soldier at the battlefield? 😂😂
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Are you single?
Go out and win souls.
Who knows? You could win your soul mate 😂😂
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This is just a quick reminder that Holy Ghost will never Ghost You 📌
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Some of you ehn,
If you chase after God the way you chase after Sisters, God will give you a Sister you wouldn't have to chase 😂
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So you like the mantle of KATHRYN KUHLMAN, but you don't like her LONG SKIRT.
Wow!😂😂😂😂
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My first daughter’s name will be “SAVED”
So when a guy asks for her name, she will say “I’m saved and you?” 😂
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Ruth and Esther made 1st moves on the Men they eventually married and they are also the only women to have books in the Bible.
Aunty, send that DM now 😏
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Jesus is Fair in complexion.
How do I know?
Because He is the fairest of Ten Thousands
😂😂😂
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Watching Television in the Parlour
Mom: It’s Tuesday, Aren’t you going for Bible study today??
Me: I’m not going. I’d go next week
Mom: Ok, go outside I want to lock my house 😑🤣
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The meeting of CHRISTIANS in church is called a FELLOWSHIP, because it is a gathering of FELLOW SHEEP.😊
Happy Sunday ❤️🤩
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Do you know why Shrines are always dirty??
It is because they harbor unclean spirits.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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They Said take closing prayer.... You're singing "We chant in the holy ghost"😂
You and who is chanting? 😒
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Korean people and ridiculous movie titles 😒
Now somebody is asking: do you have "My Demon"?
Egbon, I’m not with your demon Abeg. Your demon is with you 😂
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Nigerian Mothers when you’re pressing phone during morning devotion 🤣🤣😂😂
#AbbatoirV
@jay_mikee
@dbamiloye
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January: GOD
December: Still GOD.
It’s the consistency for me 🥹❤️🔥
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It's called Fasting and Prayer.
But you fasted and you didn't pray
Chai... What a planned hunger strike 😩
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I’m sorry guys 😭
I tried to help it. I really tried but I couldn’t.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You will wake up on Sunday Morning and be playing Mercy Chinwo songs with Speaker.
Go to church, you say NO.
Well, Christmas Rice don set.
If I drop location, make my shoe cut 😂😂😂
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You trusted a man, he broke your heart and you’re crying.
When the Bible says “Trust in the Lord with all your heart”
You think say na Meme?? 😂
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