"I-I'm not sure about this, anon. I'm a virgin after all. P-promise you'll be gentle?"

Goodnight bros.

Well. That concludes another night of poor time management and unwise decisions. Time to get up in 4 hours and stay up until 4 am. 4 hours of sleep for 18 hours of fun

Barnaclebros help me

@AFpost How a nіggа feels not knowing any of the names in this post:

@Gulping4life Gee, Ya mean it? No foolin? You mean you guys really forgive me for all I said back there? Thanks family, bring it in. Not you, Meg!!

@Bumzy_ Eating rocks? My nіggа, you're supposed to SMOKE them aha! -Dennis

@kosakker I understand. my whіtе mom behaved, and still does like every single bIасk single mother I've heard all these stories about from bIасk men. Used my dad's child support checks for newports and drugs, had expensive rims, spoke in ebonics, etc. Maybe we aren't so different. Deep.

@diogenes_neo Bro they get the ick from seeing a guy pick up a penny off the floor

@SandmanMGTOW Look at his slender yet toned body. The thing of gods. I mean this in a heterosexual way.

@king_of_games34 Forcibly convert them and all living souls to Christianity and it'd be fixed. Hail Maga it shall be done inshallah

Here I sit alone upon this heap. All this online edginess, all this inkwell blackpill shit, chudposting. Where did it get ME? What did it do for ME? All these years just wasted. Eradicated my youth. Since 2016 too. I could have just been normal. Been addicted to internet since 9

@ErnstTheSixth Yearhg. Look at him he's even following the cops. Lazy lazy and sad. But that's Brits for ya. He's probably just salty about my post calling out the cucked nation of the United Kingdom. Sad!!! (picrel is average brit)

Should I put heartwarming music my ex would care about on her birthday mixtape or do I put exclusively sad country songs?

@DannyJBauer @tardcraig Tellin my kids this was Kanye

@Stwiegrffn911 No one was watching haircake for his skrawnny ass, let's just say that

@thltd_ Early exposure to porn, autism, and insecurity. Blackpilled insecurities. Look at what transgirls say about life, their hobbies, their perception, and often sexualized view of women compared to that of іnceIs. You'll see they're very similar.

If u don't have a good physique by 17 then it's over for you. You'll likely be a dysgenic amerishart for your entire life and will guzzle corn syrup and canola oil all the way to the grave. Lock in NOW or suffer. Please lock in youngbros

If you're under 17 and reading this, 1, get off the internet lil nіggа it's a school night. And 2, start working out now. No excuses. If u do this every dayand correctly you'll be a mogger by 21 and will get goes. Don't be a hideous dysgenic freak wastedyouthcel like me. Please