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It's showtime 🇪🇺🇩🇪⚽🏆 Our Goalimpact EC 2024 prediction.
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Jinxed it. Sorry.
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We no longer have a case within 50,000 random scenarios where Liverpool isn't champion. Congratulations.
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Bayern München yet to concede a goal in the "group of death".
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#UEFA doesn't want you to see this.
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You can't spell Arteta without art.
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We no longer have a case within 50,000 random scenarios where Liverpool isn't champion. Congratulations.
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Bad referring stole Dortmund a goal. #MCIBVB
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@No4vA We have not a single scenario with Liverpool winning LaLiga. #scnr
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Granit Xhaka. Backbone of Arsenal.
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Germany's expected goals road to home. #FIFAWorldCup #GER - #JPN 3.09 : 1.46 #ESP - #GER 0.62 : 1.29 #CRC - #GER 1.40 : 5.31
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Ok, I finally had a first look. #WC2018
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The German football association seems to be trying its best to prevent any foreign born player having a choice opting to play for Germany. Crazy how they treat Özil. Appalling team spirit. #Grindel
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6 years
Headlines read "Özil steps down from German national team" "Özil pushed out by racist tendencies" seems more accurate
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@mediocentr0 Partey > McTominay
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7 years
Swapping Alexis Sánchez against Henrikh Mkhitaryan is a steal. Just we seem to disagree with most on who stole here.
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Premier League. Now this is what I call a title race.
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All teams but Bayern have a negative goal difference. Same for Group B and Liverpool. UCL is a famers' league.
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Better than Haaland. Better than Mbappe. Phil Foden.
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Dennis Bergkamp was worldclass. But Özil is from beyond this world. @GamblingMan11
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There is a German word for everything. The German word for this match is "ausgecoached". #RBLBVB #DFBPokal
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Often people write that @Benzema became good after Cristiano Ronaldo left. But the truth is, he was world-class all the time, but people have trouble to evaluate players in support roles.
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Top-20 all time. And how do you spent a Saturday evening? http://t.co/2sHgGuxaaR
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Nobody is diving. Nobody discusses the referee decisions. Is this still football? #SWEENG
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6 years
Current Top-20 Goalimpact
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Bundesliga now that the transfer window is closed.
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3 years
Cristiano Ronaldo scored more Euro goals than any other player before him. Messi yet to score his first. Let that sink in.
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Germany still with the "wildcard" @esmuellert_ in the deck. 2nd best player after Carvajal considering the last 20 years.
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3 years
I don't rate Löw that much, but the German players are quite ok and they have some matches with home field advantage. #EURO2020
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#CROESP was the best match of the torunament, for about 50 minutes. #FRASUI
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Barca lucky there is no return leg. #FCBFCB #UCL
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"Danish defense was hardly tested, so we can't tell if it's any good." Maybe, just maybe, a team that's defense is never tested has a very good defensive setup. #CRODEN
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In 24 hours the #FIFAWWC kicks off. Here it how we expect it to end.
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4 years
#HardBrexit means Europe is dominated by France and Germany. #UCL
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6 years
Top-30 all time. Field players that already ended their careers only.
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3 years
Why is Pickford ahead of Olsen at Everton?
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2 years
Bundesliga. The model expects still some changes at the top of the league towards a more "conventional" finish, but Union is expected entering UCL. Still feels like an error in the Matrix, but the players are actually that good.
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6 years
Klopp's Liverpool is getting there.
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8 years
What do you call the right top corner of any football statistic chart? Messi.
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Mohammad Hamidul Malita died at the age of 41 while working on a construction site for the #FIFAWorldCup . Rest In Peace. This tweet is dedicated to him. Some roster changes, no big movement from initial numbers.
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VAR is checking #SuperLeague .
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What if Liverpool isn't incredible good, but the rest of the Premier League is just bad this season? #CHEBAY
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Bundesliga relegation battle will be a photo finish. Dortmund wit >50% back in the UCL.
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Ligue 1 domination by PSG is worst ever thanks to Messi et al joining. Can we still call it a "competition"?
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#GER to advance 69% now, because #JPN lost against #CRC .
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I couldn't watch the match, but wtf? #BVBBarca
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#Neuer and Bayern in conflict? It is impossible to overestimate his performance in the last decade.
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Julian Brandt is one of the best in the game.
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Wenn das gerade Julian Brandt ist, der sich in Richtung seiner Prime bewegt, macht es riesengroßen Spaß, ihm dabei zuzugucken. Immer weniger schlampig, immer weniger fehlerbehaftet, und dann bleibt fast nur noch ein genialer Fußballer übrig.
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Premier League. City not getting rid of Liverpool. Arsenal with #UCL chances of 50%.
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Last matches of Manuel Neuer.
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Mohammed Suman Miah died 34yo on a construction site when it was 38°C in shadow. This Tweet is dedicated to him. Rest in Peace. Deserved draw, but 2nd match Germany couldn't win despite higher expected goals. #FIFAWorldCup
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Bundesliga. We no longer need an absolute freak season to see Union in the Champions League. A simple streak of luck would do.
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Only Olympiacos managed to lose only by one goal against Bayern this #UCL season. The English teams lost, on average, by more than three goals per match.
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There will be no prediction for the outcome of a #SuperLeague unless that's a real league with normal promotion and relegation for all teams.
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What a statement would it be if all national players with foreign ancestors would step down now to side with Özil. That would be nearly all.
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Bundesliga. We are traditionally bullish for the promoted teams. This year is no exception. As always, player quality only and squads "as is" assuming no further transfers.
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When you sell Mats Hummels to your biggest competitor.
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Upon popular request, here Özil's Goalimpact though I don't think it's relevant in the current issue. He's still world-class.
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Bundesliga to start tomorrow. Some picks by the model may be controversial. As always this is players-based only.
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If Dortmund can sign Geertruida, they should definitely do it.
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Manchester United vs. Arsenal. #MUNARS Home 60.0% Draw 25.1% Away 14.9%
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Best Premier League Player: Jorginho
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6 years
Updated version. Unless I find a bug this is the final pre-tournament prediction. #WorldCup
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Nor did the model in the entire history of football.
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. @ErlingHaaland : "Moukoko is much better than I was at his age. I have never seen such a good 15-year-old in my life."
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Liverpool at 87%.
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Erling Håland is in the top 10% of goal scorers in Bundesliga now. He played less than 60min.
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What a finish for Matchday 1. #Euro2024 #soccer #fu ßball #porche #turgeo
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Bayern still more likely then not to win Bundesliga, but with the accrued points lost it may at may not be cruising. Union reaching UCL? Why not.
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Updated prediction for the #EURO2020 using the nominated squads. As always this is player based only and does not account for coach quality.
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Donny van de Beek's path to world class. Above expectations all the time.
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Early sneak peek, but the hope for a Bundesliga season that features a title race after March is there.
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I came, I saw, I conquered, I left.
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An army of bots is spamming the fans with pro- #SuperLeague statements. "the super league is a good idea and will revolutionize football"
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Bundesliga kicks off tomorrow. No surprises to be expected in the upper half of the table. For a change, both promoted teams are facing high relegation risk according to their players Goalimpact. But they are in good company. Hertha probably the most surprising one here.
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Fastest Hattricks at new club Håland 23min @ Dortmund 2020 Ohlicher 62 @ Stuttgart 1973 Olaf Marschall 69 @ Dresden 1993 Adhemar 79 @ Stuttgart 2001 Aubameyang 79 @ Dortmund (actually 2nd match) Berti Kraus 84 @ 1860 München 1963 Martin Fenin 90 @ Frankfurt 2008
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Bayern 1-0. Müller out. Bayern loses 1-2. A recurring pattern. #b04fcb
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Premier League. Case closed. Liverpool's waiting for the title will come to an end.
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Premier League almost became a two horse race.
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2. Liga ist about to start. Looking forward to Magdeburg. They are at 1/30 to win in the markets. Titz's work looks promising, so HSV might outperform belows prediction.
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Head-to-Head for the Title in Bundesliga.
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R16? Wales > England #EURO2016
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Bundesliga is closing in. Top ranks are all but settled. Relegation still very open.
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Union Berlin to reach Champions League now at 66%.
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Niclas Füllkrug another German squad surprise. Well deserved however. Especially in the last two years he performed on a world-class level.
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#ITA was overall the better team and they also had the tougher road to the final and fewer home matches. A deserved champion! #ENG has a young team and for sure will return soon stronger.
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"Bayern didn't win." "Really?" "Müller didn't play." "You said that already." #FCBDSC
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@BarcaWorldwide The best Messi was 25yo.
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The start of the Bundesliga season nears. Still a lot of transfers can happen after the start, so the uncertainty is higher than usually on matchday one.
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The Bundesliga teams for next season are complete. So let's have a look.
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This year's #UCL semi-final is then RB Leipzig vs. FC Porto PSG vs. Dortmund I'm all up for it. #SuperLeague
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@TobiasEscher und der BVB nix geholt hat...
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Arsenal FC vs. Chelsea FC #ARSCHE Home 46.6% Draw 29.4% Away 24.0%
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@Patrick_Bamford @analytic_footy Yes, you are good enough to be EPL starter. Certainly, if you continue on the level of last season.
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What if Özil isn't in bad form, but just isn't used well at Arsenal? #GERNOR
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I think I never appreciated Robin Gosens enough. Here you are: <3
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Chelsea now 50%+ to qualify for UCL.
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Premier League is ending the summer break. Predictions based on players only assuming no further transfers. City and Liverpool are expected to exceed this due to excellent coaches.
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Bundesliga can enjoy Hertha next season too. They are nearly safe.
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The #SuperLeague is no "revolution". It's a "coup". The participating clubs and investors want to secure the Champions League millions for themselves indefinitely. For this to achieve they need to continue to perform in the national leagues. This is better not granted to them.
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The list of 50 top talents of the @WorldSoccerMag from Nov 2007 is actually quite impressive scouting. I checked what Goalimpact could have added. (List via @iammoallim )
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