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Ducks & "other" Pac12 takes... “HOT magma" Tecmo Bowl, PJ/90s alt rock, & Oregon pretty pics Serial🤡that doesn't Stick2Sports @RipCityMornings 42x MOTOD GOAT
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Shitty ass USC beat LSU and Texas A&M this year . Tell me again about the mighty SEC.
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Sometimes the sequel is better than the original .Round 2, let's fucking go
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All unbelievably within 60 miles of Autzen . Oregon, it's just better
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Unreal fact.Oregon is 279-106 since 1994. That's the 5th most wins in college football over the past 31.5 seasons. For those of us that were actually there in 1994, this seems unreal. Gonna be #1 tomorrow. Enjoy it
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It is completely fucking crazy that we're 13-0, beat 3 of the 8 remaining teams, we have a Heisman finalist QB, we're as healthy as we've been all year, and more rested than the team we'll play, who've we previously beaten. and we're dogs in Pasadena. disrespectful as hell.
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@RexChapman YES vaccines are terrible says the multiple generations/ hundreds of MILLIONS of Americans who never got/died from:. Polio.Measles.Tetanus.Chicken Pox .Rubella.HIB.Whooping Cough.Mumps.Diphtheria. Don't worry dude, I'll take your spot in line. Sign me up so I can get back to life.
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Jesus Christ people, staying home in 2020 isn't some join the military sacrifice.Ya'll got internet.Ya got 7000 channels.Ya got Netflix/Hulu/Prime or all of the above.Ya got video games.Ya got books.Ya got the 87 projects that you never had time to get to.Suck it up.#StayTheFHome
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You kids under 26 don’t even get it . This IS Oregon Football . Score a bunch . Looks shaky on D. Do stupid shit. Make you think we’re gonna lose.Pull some shit out our ass. And win.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but Tosh actually coached his ass of this season.
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Last 20 years the following have 195 or more wins.Bama.Clemson.Georgia.Ohio State.Oklahoma.Oregon . Last 15 yrs 160+ Ws.Bama.Clemson.Georgia.Ohio State.Oregon. Last 5 yrs 49+ Ws.Bama.Georgia.ND.Mich.Ohio State.Oregon. Last 3 yrs 35+ Ws.Georgia.Mich.Oregon. Last 2 yrs 25 Ws.Oregon.
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The last 25 seasons.--13 Bowl Wins.--3 Rose Bowl W.--3 Fiesta W.--3 Holiday W.--2 Sun W.--1 Alamo W.--233 Ws, most in Pac 12, 7th nationally .--25 more Ws than the next closes in P12.--14 10+ win seasons.--6 12+ win seasons.--8x P10/12 Conf titles.--Heisman. Nice little run.
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It does in fact, sometimes, rain at Autzen stadium . And when it does, it usually involves Cal
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You can't hurt me, I've been a Duck fan since the early 80s.
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Can we just take a moment to recognize, acknowledge and memorialize that these unis are about as perfect as it gets. After 30 years, many putrid choices, a lot of pretty damn good, a few meh, and of course a Cal or Oregon Trail jersey mixed in here or there. THESE are PERFECT
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@WorldWideWob every youth basketball coach that tries to teach fundamentals to kids who only want to chuck 3's.
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Sure, Dan Lanning got his signature win in Eugene tonight with rented players courtesy of the NIL. But a gutty 5 pt loss by the Beavers who played the right way in Nevada, showed even in defeat, they are still the real winners tonight. My column from Banning's Pie House in Tigard
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Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when the world started to go to shit?.
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Altman in 14 seasons at Oregon.3× Pac12 Coach of the Year (2013, 2015, 2016).4× Pac12 Tournament 2013, 2016, 2019, 2024.4× Pac12 Regular Season 2016, 2017, 2020, 2021.Final 14.2 Elite 8s.15 tourney Ws.5 seasons with 25 or more Ws.Never won fewer than 20 games. I think we keep him.
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Last 10 years did your club win 100 games or more?. 123- Alabama.116- Clemson.109- Oklahoma.107- Boise State.105- Ohio State.102- Wisconsin.101- LSU.100- Oregon. Top 8 it is.
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How many great games did you see here?.How many times did you rush the court?.Did you ever get to actually play on this hallowed court?.Can we make it a basketball museum. this place had a magic you can't find in a modern facility.
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Dana has never won fewer than 20 games while at Oregon, he's averaged 24.57 wins a year, he's won coach of the year 3 times, he's made the tournament 9 of 14 years which is 64.28% of the time, he's won the Pac12 tournament 4 times and the Pac12 regular season 4 times. we're lucky.
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@latsondheimer Total W’s 2010-19. 1. Oregon, 101. 3. USC, 86. 7. UCLA, 64.Bowl Record in Pac-12 Era. 2. Oregon 6-3. 7. USC, 3-4. 9. UCLA, 2-4.12-Win 🏈 Seasons in Last 20 Years.5—Oregon (2019).4—USC (2008).UCLA 0.Winning % in Pac-12 Era. 1. Oregon, 74.0%. 3. USC, 66.1%. 7. UCLA, 51.7%.
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We've been rested since Dec 8.We beat Mich, Boise St, Illinois, Wisconsin, Penn St, and That Ohio State this year.Our QB is much better.Our Coach is way better.We didn't play last weekend to get dinged up.We've been prepping for nearly a month.Burch plays this time. Ducks by 11.
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If this offends you. Go play pickleball.Go touch grass . You've never been a in a locker room and your opinion is invalid and weak-minded.
Oregon head coach Dan Lanning didn't hold back in his pregame speech against Colorado 👀. "They're fighting for clicks, we're fighting for wins."
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Just a kid from Eugene, Oregon.
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No anxiety here . Well maybe a touch . Who am I kidding, this is killing me
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I'm not saying Oregon is better than Georgia, I'm saying if we lost to a 4-6 South Carolina team at home who has also lost to Appalachian State, North Carolina, and Tennessee (to name a few). we'd be ranked #47
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Something about walking this to a Duck game is just magical. I can't even describe it, and if you've never done it I won't bother trying to explain. But most of you know
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Dixon/Boucher’s knee, push in the back versus North Carolina, DAT not blocking, Dyer down, Stanford TE being out of bounds. these things haunt me. This “story” doesn’t even cause me indigestion.
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Fun fact:.Oregon Football, Women's, & Men's Basketball are a combined 139-19 over the past 4 years at MKA/Autzen, winning a redunkulous 88% of the time. Don't take em for granted kids, these teams, players & coaches are special. Nice little run by Sabrina, Justin, Payton & co.
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Seriously though.Dante misses 2 months.Bittle misses most of the yr.Barthelemy dislocates ankle.Zarzuela we hardly knew thee.Cook never gets healthy. YET we have 22 Ws & are in the conf final after beating Zona.If you don't get how good of a coaching job that is, I can't help you.
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Here's the deal peeps. For the 60K that are going to journey to Autzen this weekend I am trying to make you understand the gravity of this game and get you a little fired up to raise the intensity and vibe in the stadium. We can truly make it impossible to audible if we want to.
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Busy 58 days . Dec 6 Mario leaves . Dec 11 Ducks hire Lanning . Dec 15 Early Signing Day implodes. Jan 11 Lanning still coaching, wins natty. Feb 2 Lanning salvages top 25 class that had imploded. Credit to Dan for pulling that all together in a hurry under rough circumstances.
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First time longtime @DezBryant. Q: Why is faking a punt up 13 with 14:36 to go in the. checks notes, 2nd Quarter disrespectful?. Seriously, how is "that" disrespect?. Had Oregon punted and CU scores its 13-7 middle of the 2nd. Please define: "disrespectful"
This why I don’t like talking with casuals . I said Oregon was disrespectful for faking the punt near there end-zone. I understand you hate Colorado . Stay in the game.
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Last 40 yrs Oregon has won 68% of the time.Last 30 yrs Oregon has won 73% of the time.Last 20 yrs Oregon has won 73% of the time.Last 10 yrs Oregon has won 71% of the time.Last 5 yrs Oregon has won 79% of the time.Last 2 yrs Oregon has won 91.7% THE best in College Football.
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Oregon Football is now 23-2 in the last two seasons. THE most wins in all of college football (21 Ws is closest).THE fewest losses in all of college football .92% winning percentage
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Can’t wait for someone to argue with me that this isn’t a travel.
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middle aged white Oregonian Dad here . Walz fucking crushed it for my demo. Middle of the road football coach guy that comes across like the IDEAL middle American thoughtful super dad you can trust and absolutely wish your Dad/next door neighbor had actually been like role.
Tim Walz ticks through his upbringing, including the early death of his father, and says: "Thank God for Social Security survivor benefits and thank God for the GI Bill that allowed my dad and me to go to college and millions of other Americans."
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13 days off. Burch should be back.How far out is Tez?.Will Harper be back?.Is Bedford gonna be ready by Xmas?.Could Florence play, he's practicing?.Is Kasper gonna come back?. We don't have a ton of injuries but 14 days from now I'd love to see a handful of these guys ready to go.
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FACT. Since 1982, the past 40.7 seasons, THE University of Oregon Ducks have 321 wins, the MOST of any team in the Pac12.
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Learned on a Thunderbird. It’s true. I can parallel park an aircraft carrier and I don’t need a bullshit backup camera.
When you learn to parallel park in this motherfucker, you can walk this earth fearing no man.
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Autzen seemed as “full” as it can be. I thought it was loud, but not, I can’t hear you and my ears are bleeding loud, like sometimes. I believe it’s time to enclose and finish the other side. Make the stadium tighter, more enclosed, more amenities, not bigger… just better/louder
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Teams with 3 or more Rose Bowl wins since the 1991-92 season. Ohio State.USC.Wisconsin.Oregon. End of list
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If you’d have said to me: .“Dec 2018, 8-4 holiday bowl, top 5 recruiting class, and we return a boatload of starters for 2019”.last year at this time when Willie was bailing I’d have said please And thank you. Never underestimate the strain of changing coaches 3 years in a row.
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Portland gets dunked on .Sometimes rightfully so.BUT. Went to Matador on NW 23rd this afternoon, AMAZING meal.Dropped by Mcmenamins Bottle shop to grab a few hard to find beers.71 degrees walked up & down 23rd.Wife got dessert.I got another pint.Zero meth. Grade A Portland day.
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Matayo Uiagalelei played like a grown ass man today. Probably got held 10 times with no call. Made a bunch of plays. Game ball.
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I'd like to point out at least half a dozen of you clowns were calling for Altman's head in the past month or so. What he's done without Dante/Bittle/Cook/Zarzuela and not having Shelstad the full season is a small miracle. Dana is an Oregon treasure and should be treated as such.
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Problem with Duck Twitter is 64.2% of you don’t remember a time when we were ALWAYS the underdog.
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Biggest questions now:.1. Does Herbert Come Back.2. Does Mitchell Come Back.3. Does Dye Come Back.???. If so we return our entire O.and 8/11 on D. Infuse about 16 4-stars into the mix. It gets better y'all.
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Shough just pancaked a USC defender on the last play of the game. Fitting end to the game. Physical beatdown. Bullied their ass.
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When it November 21st and I just realized we have as many wins as UW and USC combined .
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How in THE hell do we not have one game. or at the very least, some sort of exhibition or "fan fest" midnight madness type event at Mac Court every year?. Call your congressman and make this happen
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Close your eyes, I'm describing a program. 25 yrs.Wins 55% of the time.Loses 18 to a rival.Wins 1 major bowl.7 coaches in 25 yrs.4 fired.1 quit in shame.1 quit cuz he's tired.1 left for a different gig in conf. Now open your eyes.What did you see?. It's Washington. Woof indeed.
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Name a college football player who should’ve won the Heisman but didn’t.
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always a good sign when your starting QB just up and quits in early November. fight on indeed.
USC Quarterback Miller Moss is entering the transfer portal, per source. Michigan is reportedly his top choice as he enters the portal
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Close your eyes, I'm describing a program. 25 yrs.8th most Ws in CFB.Win 71.4%.36-13 in last 25yrs vs top 2 rivals.12 Bowl Ws, 4 major .Most Ws in Conf .6 Conf championships.$Billion+ invested in facilities. Now open your eyes.What did you see?. It's Oregon. Quack Quack y'all.
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Teams with more than 185 wins this century:. Boise State.Ohio State.Oklahoma.Louisiana State.Georgia.Clemson.Wisconsin. And your Oregon Ducks!
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It’s possible that he died of a broken heart after the breakup of the Pac12. Love ya Bill, RIP from the San Juans, through the Willamette Valley, past majestic Crater Lake through the Redwoods and on to the wild of the Grand Canyon, the conference of champions will miss you
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To be clear, I’m not shitting on Christianity. I’m shitting on people dumb enough to give the Falwell family money, for two generations of scumbaggery under the guise and grift of Christianity. Big big difference.
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I feel like Dan gonna do some nasty ass petty shit tomorow to prove a point or two.
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Oregon marches on to a win at home. Sure it's a B1G win, but did they sell their soul in the process?. While down in Berkeley, Oregon State fought the good fight, only to lose a nailbiter on the road to a battle tested Cal. My column from the only remaining Shari's in Vancouver
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The Blazers are at a DANGEROUS place. I'm a life long fan and I don't even bother watching or paying attention to their product at all. I know there are many others like me. How many of us Oregonians are straight up drifting away from fandom and giving a shit about them?.
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His name is Jabbar Muhammad, he came to Eugene to lock shit down
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Clearly "threw" it between the 26/27 yard line as his left plant foot is in front of 27 thus the ball left his hand (regardless of fumble/pass) at about the 26.5 yard line. Ball landed at or behind the 27. Anyway you interpret it, the ball went backwards. UnFUCKINGbelievable
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How do you feel about beating the holy shit out of Utah physically, winning the Pac 12, and going to the Rose Bowl. Star Wars GIF responses only. .
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according to 247 Patrick Herbert, was formally the nation's 355th ranked recruit now he's ranked at 162, the sixth best tight end nationally. That's a serious jump and shows he's a big time talent not just some dudes kid brother.
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Forgive me for being obtuse, but the Beaver is in fact the thing that cuts trees down. A beaver would not need a chainsaw (lacking the chain no less). It would be like if the Duck players carried around a hang-glider so we too could fly, like a bird. It's redundant, no?.
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Who’s a little fired up for some Track Town Pizza, quick walk thru campus, stroll up 13th, pit stop at Rennie’s, the leaves falling near the scenic footbridge, a tailgate or 3, a silver bullet in the Mo, catching up with old friends, and an ass whooping of USC at night in Autzen
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In the last 78 years Oregon basketball has had 18 seasons with 20 or more victories. Dick Harter coached 1.Ernie Kent coached 4 . Dana Altman coached 13 of them. In 13 consecutive seasons. Please shut the fuck up if you even thought much less typed Dana should be fired this year.
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