People really forget Alhaitham says stuff like this unprompted on his own in our teapot and call him a robot who doesnt care about others and their feelings
Jing Yuan being a common house cat hybrid, compared to rare breeds the rest hcq, every /common/ people thinks they can freely pursue Jing Yuan :3c
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doesnt Azhdaha says he was slowly going berserk and all so if they were together before erosion can you imagine Azhdaha slowly turning from the sweet service top to this possessive top where he hates how Zhongli treats Liyuens with so much love like they are his-
Jing Yuan is "immortal" but in the worst sense that he is immortal and everyone is adamant on him keeping his desk job till he goes insane and someone kills him off
One fun aspect of Jing Yuan pinning after both Yingxing and Dan Feng and never becoming their lover is that he is so used to pinning that he forgets that the other can return his feelings
Dan Heng dealing with a Jing Yuan who is definetly in love with him, openly so, but-
Ohmygod i didnt even realize his tiny waist was THIS pronounced i wanna dip my hands between the gaps of his corset and wrap my hands around that waist 😩😩
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Is Alhaitham giving birth to gems? Does he have them only for aesthetic purposes? Why he has one right above his ass? None of them were answered...rip.
im still going feral on how Zhonglis Exuvia is so small and tinnie like Zhongli really said elegance over anything😭✨✨✨
Like look at this rushed comparision like probably this is inaccurate but he is still mostly so small😭💕💕
( i think last one can be more accurate(?))
RenJingHeng where Jing Yuan gets ambushed by another disaster and this time the difference is that there are the news of his death Dan Heng rushing to Luofu just like Blade who did after hearing the news and they cannot believe they are actually watching his ceremonial funeral
What if hengjing but jing yuan was not in a relationship with dan feng in the past? in fact his heart was broken by him?
Like what if dan feng being arrogant and an entire different species that never have sex other than pleasure did not realize he didnt make things-
The urge to see Alpha Alhaitham thrown into a sudden rut (my someone with malicious intent) right in front of omegas and Alhaitham to turn into huge mess holding himself back but the more omegas look at it he doesnt look like he is holding himself back from fucking them its...
What if Zhongli went house to house to clean up the tentacles in a maid costume??
Venti: oh so you will go clean other peoples home?
zl: Its more like a pest control.
v : BUT STILL!! Dont you think its inappropriate to not wear a professional outfit? Ill get u a one from Mondo!!