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AKA HRH •♦️• 🧢

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@GloGurL

6 years

Hmm. fake news, fake boobs and asses, fake sugar, fake IDs. Is anything real anymore? <—- fake question.

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@GloGurL

15 years

If you can't laugh at yourself. I'd love to do it for you.

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@GloGurL

15 years

Never mind caution, throw everything into the wind. then duck, that shit comes back.

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@GloGurL

8 years

Hey lady at the next table, quit making me choke on my food while laughing at the eggs stuck in your mustache.

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@GloGurL

13 years

I don't normally cook. How much vodka do you add to the mashed potatoes?.

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@GloGurL

15 years

They say smiles are the second best thing you can do with your lips, I'm thinking it's the third best thing.

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@GloGurL

15 years

My trainer suggested I get a tennis ball to message my back. I got it, but it just sits there. How do you make it go?.

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15 years

I'm watching the crazy parade go by. oh sh*t that's a mirror.

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15 years

I do believe my Toyota's gas pedal is stuck. It drove straight on by the gym with me kicking and screaming inside. #saveme.

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14 years

Yes, actions do speak louder than words, that's why I smashed your face with this hammer.

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@GloGurL

10 years

Eating Pepperidge Farm goldfish. Why do I have to chew these things why can't they swim down?.

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14 years

Dontcha hate when you can't find your cell phone and it turns out your talking on it?.

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@GloGurL

7 years

Geezus, you can’t sexually harass anyone these days.

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@GloGurL

9 years

You know it's over when you stop stalking each other's social media pages.

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@GloGurL

14 years

Anal leakage its not as funny as it sounds. Just ask the man in front of me.

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@GloGurL

15 years

I just unlocked the "lick-me" badge on foursquare!.

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@GloGurL

15 years

Pay no attention to that whore behind the curtain. Oops I mean that lovely woman behind the drapes.

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@GloGurL

10 years

Trying to call room service from my bedroom. No one answers. What is wrong with this house?.

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@GloGurL

15 years

Damn I think my computer is tweeting for me. I would never say anything like that.

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@GloGurL

4 years

🤔 Maybe trump doesn’t have Covid-19. Maybe this is a hoax to get sympathy votes. #TrumpCovidHoax.

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@GloGurL

15 years

I've been starring so much I'm starting to see stars in my sleep, in my food, dancing around my head, oh and pasties. #YeahIsaidIt.

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15 years

I'm not ignoring you, I just don't give a sh*t what you say. #justsaying.

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@GloGurL

9 years

That forehead could be used as a billboard. I mean. nice photo.

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15 years

Twitter’s new motto: We’re not happy until you’re not happy. #InspiredByFailwhale.

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5 years

@davematt88 First, you have to be a normal human being.

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@GloGurL

3 years

Good morning everyone. ~ ME

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@GloGurL

3 years

How ironic is it that Fox had a “fake” Christmas tree? 🎄🔥.

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@GloGurL

15 years

I'm surrounded by loud Italian New Yorkers arguing about who the Yankees are playing tonight. I'm ready to start throwing punches. ☺.

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15 years

What is all the bra talk about today? OOOHHH Worldcup = large bra? Amirite?.

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@GloGurL

1 year

Pretty cow from a farm near my house. 🐮

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@GloGurL

6 years

Whilst listening to trump speak this morning I inadvertently switched the channel to PBS and watched Curious George. It took me a minute to realize the difference. #monkeybrains.

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@GloGurL

3 years

@madelinecorso It’s not like he’s playing golf 307 days during his presidency like his predecessor.

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@GloGurL

15 years

Fail whale I'm going to put a stick of sizzling dynamite in your blow hole!.

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@GloGurL

3 years

Hmm 🤔 you have no money for gas but have set off illegal fireworks three nights in a row for several hours each night?.

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5 years

So adorable.

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2 years

Sea smoke so pretty

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2 years

Autumn in Massachusetts.

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2 years

Who did this?

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3 years

Crop circles in the yard. 😆🐾🦮

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10 years

This made me laugh. http://t.co/olplP0zO8Q.

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10 years

I lost 5lbs! Oh wait. there it is, never mind.

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3 years

Side yard looking like autumn. 🍁

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8 years

Like him or not. this is funny.

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@GloGurL

10 years

I just ate peanut butter on white bread and I'm not even sorry.

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2 years

Yesterday, I made brownies for breakfast. How can I top that? 🤔.

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@GloGurL

10 years

It's a little embarrassing when you get to work and panties fall out the leg of your slacks. Laundry expert.

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@GloGurL

9 years

Having appetizers and lots of wine before dinner but without appetizers and they'll be no dinner.

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@GloGurL

5 years

Small town news paper police notes.

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1 year

Blocking ads like my life depends on it.

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1 year

Could there BE a funnier angel? .🙏🏻💔

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14 years

I'm thinking vodka is the answer. What was the question again?.

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@GloGurL

4 years

@hydeparkwire @prosperi_gloria “Hold my hand” 😁💞 So cute!.

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@GloGurL

4 years

October 30. And so it begins.

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10 years

http://t.co/MQNJ1EyihB.

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3 years

Remember this

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2 years

What’re good boy. ❤️.He’s patiently waiting… #Frenchie

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8 years

If you have 6k followers and follow back 8 people, fuck you. Yeah I said it.

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@GloGurL

6 years

The breakwater Gloucester, MA.Beautiful and a bit chilly today.

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1 year

Good morning ☀️ .You’d think I’d know types of trees in my yard. 🤷🏼‍♀️ Think this is a Dogwood.

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8 years

United Airline's new slogan ~ .We're not happy until you're not happy.

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10 years

I'm pretty sure drunk is where I should be.

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3 years

If you’re on a motorcycle and playing super loud music at least ask the rest of us what we want to hear. K thanks.

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9 years

Watch out for those mood swings, you can get a black eye!.

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5 years

True story

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10 years

Snoopy 💙 http://t.co/J2KfxlHIg2.

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10 years

You'll never take me alive! Unless. is that cookies you have there?.

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3 years

I’m case you have no snow where you are. ❄️⛄️⛷🏂🎿

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2 years

My yard 😊

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4 years

Do you know what this is?.He’s looking at me. 👀😁

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2 years

It’s a nice night for 🔥

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2 years

Have you heard “the bird is the word” everybody now 🎶.

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1 year

Not all Sun Flowers are yellow.

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5 years

I now understand why Elvis shot his tv.

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4 years

I love snow.

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10 years

Questioning everything I ever thought I know now. Ya know?.

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3 years

Moon casting a tree shadow on the snow.

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2 years

Good morning ☕️☀️.I love my ember mug. I could use it slightly hotter though, maybe 155°

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10 years

Actions still speak louder than words and I forgot my machete at home.

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10 years

I'm pretty sure this is the last place your coffee goes. http://t.co/f5MvhCvTeR.

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1 year

I knew it was coming and still almost had a heart attack. 😱

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15 years

I'm cooked on this side, turn me over.

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4 years

My four year old niece said her little sister kicked her. Here’s her proof. I believe it.

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5 years

🎅🏻🎄

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15 years

If this laptop goes any slower, it's going to be going backwards.

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10 years

It takes me so long to do some catching up on social media in the morning. No sense going to work, this is my job.

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2 years

I made it to the end of Twitter. Yep, can’t scroll any further. Thanks Elon.

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10 years

Some guy called me a wuss the other day. Oooo I got so mad, I almost said something to him.

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5 years

We feel ya, Ginger.

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4 years

@LornaMarieDavid Schitts Creek

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10 years

Survival mode: I have a case of the fuckits tonight.

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3 years

Frozen rain here today. Merry Christmas everyone. ✨

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