what is it about british winter that if you're stood still its fuckin freezing but as soon as you start walking anywhere you're sweating like you've never sweated before
the line "i messed my pants when we flew over france" in busted's air hostess means he came in his undies which i did NOT understand as a child and thought he SHIT HIMSELF
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what's the worst thing someone's said to u during sex mine is a toss up between "i could tell you liked it because you weren't fake moaning but grunting" and "you are due on your period next week i can taste it"
BUT the real worst bit is these were said to me by the same guy
nothing thrills me more than seeing someone soft launch a partner on insta who's holding that mug opposite you we all know where those hands have been can't wait for the grand reveal
asos keep doing this v specific thing where they make and sell clothing quite clearly for queer men then get their straight customers to laugh at the products in the comments??? fuck off??
every time an episode of uk drag race is on i'm yelling screaming hollering but usa drag race just feels like a chore now like ringing your family after you get your birthday prezzies u don't wanna do it but u have to
idk i think we need to stop thinking of food waste as a mam binning one fifth of a slice of ham to make eating fun for her kids & turn that anger towards big corps who purposefully burn and destroy overstocked but usable food supplies to keep their prices bloated
not jake saying on morning telly he wanted to dump liberty but didn't have the guts!!!! i'm gonna flip this table lib looks so sad she doesn't deserve it!!!
my mate works in a cafe in london and said la roux comes in and orders an oat milk latte which is v on brand
but i wanna make an insta of celeb drinks orders coz a diff mate served charlotte church once and she got a DOUBLE BAILEYS nd more people should know about this chaos
oh my GOD i just bought this little trinket in a charity shop coz it made me laugh it said goblin on it (there was a merlin too) and i've just opened it and there's fuckin ASHES INSIDE
that's it i'm cursed for life now aren't i
this is DRIPPING in subtle fatphobia and is how poisonous the way fat people are really spoken about - unfeminine, "we'll never see a lift from you", more anna nicole smith
I've been getting more and more frustrated with the sustainable clothing conversation being aimed at fat people when there's nothing in that arena for us to wear !! So I wrote about it for
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i cant even put into words the depths of pain i am feeling over what has happened to my gorgeous, tenacious, caring, gobby best friend last week. it still doesn't feel real. finding you that morning and dealing with your loss is finding a new way to break my heart every second.
some lads tinder bio is "peng ting with lewis capaldis personality" but that will NEVER happen that personality is carefully cultivated from bein chubby and weird ya whole life and havin to make people laugh so they don't bully the shit out of you
if i see ONE more lingerie campaign of a size 12 girl sat on a wooden chair in a full coverage bra and high waist knicker for "real women" i'm fuckin rioting
i've never done a craft in my life but i saw this necklace brand and i've been obsessed but i don't have three hundred quid to spare so i'm gonna give it a go wish me luck
Pamela Anderson is ready to tell her story in a new documentary.
The film, which has been in the making for several years, will feature the pop culture icon setting the record straight as she looks back on her professional path and her personal journey.
If a lettuce is £1 and 20 frozen nuggets in Iceland is £1, which is more likely to sustain you/a family for longer and is easier and nicer to eat dick brain
thinkin about the girl working the self service machines at tesco in december who couldn't arsed goin to find a tag for the tinsel i was trying to buy and after confirming i wasn't a secret shopper, told me to just walk out with it
hope she's havin a good 2020
a woman is anyone who has cried on a night out but still called it a class night out the next day and a man is anyone who's cried on a night out and immediately gone home and nobody's allowed to mention it ever again
i have been ~unlucky in love for like three years and finally i have met someone who actually fills all my needs and i found out i got a new job on friday and he went out and got me these 😭 we've been seeing each other for like two weeks 🥺 wtf!!!!
just got this most evil message from someone who used to work at my old job on a fake account and i've never felt sadder to be online like... usually i can just brush stuff off but this is so specific and detailed and apparently from someone i must know at least a little??? wtf
if asos were sound they would release fat sizes under the topshop label to get all the girlies who had to just stick to bags earrings and shoes while their mates shopped a sense of fulfilment
The defense team for Daniel Pantaleo, the NYPD officer who killed Eric Garner, is arguing that their client should be exonerated because Garner was obese and probably would have died anyway