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When you’re queueing for a quick pint & the person in front of you starts ordering cocktails…
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The speed at which Lampard, Gerrard & Rooney have proved themselves to be absolutely fucking useless at management is breathtakingly impressive.
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I can only thank West Brom & Wolves fans for their actions which has resulted in the ITV wankfest over Jurgen Klopp being significantly shortened. I can never repay you.
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Jamie Oliver completely mugging off Jake Humphrey is the feel good content I didn’t know I needed.
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Just been sent this. I didn’t think I could like Eze more than I do. Turns out I was wrong. Take a bow Eberechi 🙌🏼
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@toadmeister
Hi Toby. You appear to have used a photo from 2011. Here’s another photo from around that time. All the best. X
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Fair play for the mural done in Brighton for Lewis Dunk too 👏🏻
A special mural of
@EbereEze10
has been painted in South London ahead of
#EURO2024
🎨
After seeing footage of it, here's what it means to him... ❤️
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Southgate seeing Eze as a left winger tells you everything you need to know about him tactically.
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This is Emma Thompson. Emma Thompson doesn’t give a fuck about the Royal Wedding. Be more like Emma Thompson.
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@RachelRileyRR
Congratulations on helping dismantle the NHS. You must be really proud of yourself.
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@BBCMOTD
@street_panna
@bbcthree
@BBCiPlayer
It's great that the BBC are giving blind people a platform.
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@Dan___COYS
@CPFC
@wilfriedzaha
Yeah. He could move to Spurs & win just as much silverware as at Palace.
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Has someone shrunk Steve Parish?
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Just watching a programme about Jimmy Glass’s goal - never noticed the ref getting nailed in the aftermath 😂
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15 points off the bottom 3, 6 points off top 4. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Give Roy the keys to Croydon now. In fact, drop the C off the fucking name. Rejoice in all that is Hodgson. 4th of July I’m going to my barbers & asking for a ‘Lockdown Hodgson’.
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May sound mad, but my favourite part of today was the bench passing on a message to Ward to tell Luka to give Benteke the penalty, Luka handing Christian the ball, the crowd chanting his name & 8 players mobbing him after. That’s what it’s all about. That’s a football club.
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Not Wordle, just the Amex at 80 mins.
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Roy deserves the best send off possible vs Arsenal. He also deserves to be presented in front of a full capacity Selhurst when that’s allowed again. No matter how boring the last season or 2 have been - he’s a true pro, an absolute gent & has been a great representative of
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.
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I’ve been reliably informed that the release clause in Olise’s new contract is still complicated. It’s set at £75mil for the majority of all clubs in world football, but £987,629,198,087bil for Chelsea Football Club.
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Martin Kelly is the youngest centre half at Crystal Palace Football Club. He turned 31 today 😂
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Dear
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fans,
I can completely understand why you hate
@wilfriedzaha
- he continually makes a mockery of your football club.
All the best,
All at
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Burnley are 2nd bottom. Not won a game all season. We’re going into the game off the back of a superb result, after a very promising start to the season. This is the most Palace game to lose, EVER.
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As a Cardiff fan, can I just point out how utterly pathetic it must be to rely on your most hated rival & a player you’ve given untold grief & ruined your playoff dreams in your own back yard to save you from relegation. Tinpot.
@OfficialBHAFC
#bhafc
@lewisdunk
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@HLTCO
People don’t pay you £3 a month for you to be soft, Dan. Get stuck into those seagull slags & give the people what they want.
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WE’VE GOT SUPER PAT VIEIRA,
HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED,
MITCHELL AT THE BACK,
EZE IN A MORE CENTRAL MIDFIELD ROLE HOPEFULLY WITH A BIT MORE LICENCE TO ROAM LIKE A NUMBER 10 BUT ALSO A BIT OF A NUMBER 8 KIND OF BOX TO BOX,
OLISE IN ATTACK,
PALACE ON THEIR WAY TO WEMBLEY!
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Out of all the players under Roy, Andersen was visibly the most frustrated at the end. Our style & shape nullified him on the ball - which is a massive part of his game. I think Joa will be one of the players who benefits most under Glasner & we’ll see him back to his best.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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I would not want to go within 100 miles of that Crystal Palace job as a manager
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Someone has listed an old
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GK top on vinted & I can’t stop laughing at how they’ve chosen to model it 😂
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I don't care what anyone says - this is the best it's got since we came up. It felt like we were on the cusp of really kicking on. The best all round season since we came up. Never in danger in the league✅Great cup run✅Young, exciting players✅Attacking football✅
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The last time Crystal Palace hosted Everton in the
@EmiratesFACup
... 🦅
Join us on ITV4 at 7:30pm tonight as the Eagles host the Toffees again! 📺
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Did anyone else’s parents used to warm the plates up in the oven whilst waiting for a takeaway? Or were mine just proper weirdos?
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Genuine question - has there been a more positive time to be a
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fan? Appreciate those who followed the team of the 80’s & were fortunate enough to watch us under Coppell in the early 90’s may think otherwise, but in my lifetime - this is unparalleled.
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Andersen clearly doesn’t enjoy playing for Hodgson. He shouldn’t be giving it to fans, but Jedinak & Delaney saw off countless managers previously. Joachim isn’t the problem - he obviously wants more & sick of working for the most negative, backwards manager in the Prem.
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Anyone using that howler by Speroni to stick up for Hennessey needs to give their head a wobble. Speroni is a Palace legend. He’s almost 40 & hasn’t played for a year. Hennessey has been largely shite for 4 seasons & will never be a Palace legend. There’s the gaping difference.
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Watching Wilf & Olise use the club facilities to return from injury before fucking off has also been a delight.
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I actually love Andros Townsend. Proper Palace player. Gets the club. We get him. Wears the shirt with pride. Can have shockers but he’s honest & will always run himself into the ground. That’s all we ask for. Hope he’s here for years to come.
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legend in the making.
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Brother came to watch me play today. AJ came over to him, had a pic & gave him a pair of his boots. Apologised for not having a silver pen but said if we got in touch with club, he’d get them signed. Absolute gent & a complete legend. Cheers
@AndyJohnson08
❤️💙
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How are people moaning after that? Fuck off, seriously. We’re unbeaten in 4 at home vs 3 top sides & Br*ghton, having shipped just 2 goals - that’s after shipping 7 vs Fulham & Spurs in the 2 prior games. I imagine you moaned we were too soft then. Perspective is important.
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I’ve seen some vile stuff posted on here during my time on Twitter. Tweets that make me sick to the stomach. However, Palace fans openly praising Br*ghton is a new all time low & completely unforgivable. Elon Musk really has turned this platform into a cesspit.
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There’s is absolutely no disgrace losing to Chelsea. Top side. However, there is a huge issue in getting one point from:
Watford
Southampton
Newcastle
Wolves
Bournemouth
Everton
...in your 6th season in the Prem & facing the same scenario each season...frustration is fair
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My favourite fact in the world is that Ivorian Wilfried Zaha has more England caps than Lewis Dunk.
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I don’t know what Joel Ward says in his prayers, but judging by what happened to Jack Hunt & Nathan Ferguson - they’re fecking effective.
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Allardyce asked how he got the best out of Benteke on BT Sport. His answer - he got the full backs, Wilf & Andros to supply him with crosses into the box. It’s so fucking simple. How Roy doesn’t see that is so beyond me.
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I’m gutted it didn’t work out for Vieira. Last season was so promising & it felt like he really got the club. Things aren’t good at the moment, at all - but I’ll always put the majority of the blame on the board for this season. Their lack of ambition hung him out to dry.
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Sam Allardyce made 4 signings. Since they joined the club in Jan-17, they have made the following league appearances:
Luka - 92
Sakho - 55
Schlupp - 72
PvA - 79
Total - 298
All 4 involved on Saturday. Our best manager in terms of transfers in Prem & lay great foundations
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Kelly, Kouyate, Schlupp, Ayew...all proper
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players. All written off at some point, even by us Palace fans...all coming back with a point to prove & playing out of their skins for the shirt. Our club has always been built around these kind of characters & always will be.
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They’re being torn apart by young black men & I can’t get enough of it.
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I appreciate the Andersen injury is unfortunate - but Ward, Tomkins & Luka being anywhere near our lineup in 2023 is the exact reason why we’re pretty fucked.
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Wayne Hennessey reportedly thought this was Freddie Mercury during the early days of Queen.
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@GNev2
During your career you lost multiple left wingers, now in your retirement you’re losing right wingers. You’ve gone full circle.
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Still cannot fathom that
@BBCMOTD
didn’t even show this awful challenge from that £ shop Messi on Doucoure, let alone review it when slating the VAR cock ups this weekend. Brighton should have been to 10 after 6 mins. Pathetic analysis
@GaryLineker
@alanshearer
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Why do these goals not get scored against Guaita? Yeah, they’re screamers - but they don’t bother trying them vs Vicente. Against Wayne, it’s a free for all. Because he’s appalling. He’s is so painfully slow to react. Useless.
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That was shite. We are shite. This season is shite. I have never been gladder of a 2 week break. I can’t wait for Roy to go & for this absolute waste of a fucking season to be over.
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I prefer the brushstrokes in the 2nd painting if I’m being completely honest.
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I’m gonna have a bit of a break from twitter as it’s a bit of a cesspit at the moment. But before I go, I must just point out how much the Wilf slander is pissing me off at the moment. This man is a
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great. Arguably our 🐐. He has more credit in the bank than anyone, ever.
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Wilf aside, Yohan Cabaye was the pinnacle of our Premier League journey so far. Class act who we’ll potentially never be able to replace.
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Just paid £7.40 for a pint of Guinness but couldn’t give a fuck because Jordan Ayew is a goal machine.
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Can’t understand anyone questioning Dougie or Parish this window. If matching the offer from Saints is deemed not a good investment, that’s enough for me. They’ve been impeccable so far. I’m sure they have as good an option lined up, which will make more sense money wise.
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2 years ago, Jairo was in next to no club social media posts & never in a match day squad. It couldn’t be more different now. He’s becoming our poster boy & I love it.
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I’m going to try to be pragmatic after that. Regardless of what happens, Roy is a lovely bloke & he will go down as a Palace legend. However, I honestly believe it’s time for a change. This squad needs a rebuild & that requires a younger manager to oversee it.
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Conor Gallagher has acted with so much class throughout this whole cup tied situation. To put aside his years of affiliation with Chelsea, to be out & out Palace today…fair play to him. Makes me think there’s a slight chance we might see him back at Palace next season.
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Our best midfield last season was McArthur - Kouyate - Gallagher & allowed Vieira to play his preferred 4-3-3 & press high. We’ve basically lost all 3 of them & replaced just 1. That is why I can’t put the blame on Vieira, although he doesn’t help himself quite often.
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That performance from Kouyate should not go under the radar tonight. Ayew & Wilf will probably get the main plaudits, but to put in the performance that Cheikou did whilst out of position...it was absolutely class. What a signing he’s proving to be.
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Benteke’s reaction to the goal Saturday means he’s exempt from criticism for the remainder of the season. Please spread to spread awareness. Cheers.
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