“So, Dad, how did the Left finally get defeated in America?” “Well, son, this NY real estate developer ran for President. Three times actually. Won all three times, but that’s a long story. And the Left tried to kill him. I saw it with my own eyes on July 16. Somewhere along the way a South African spaceman headed to Mars bought the internet. Then a hillbilly became Vice President and just nuked lib members of Congress and commie journos until we licked them all. You had to see it. He was a poaster, if there ever was one. One of the greatest.”