Try to play darts. Love Celtic. Views are mine, and not those of my employer. “The game is over, the rebels have won” - 4 March 1994. Only Fools & Horses addict
A year ago today I went through my hip replacement. At 36, I was awfully young for that operation, but it was needed after the problems I’ve had since birth. Had a new lease of life since then. Back working, no walking like I’ve got a stane in my shoe. What a difference. 🕺🏼🕺🏼
Loads of folk tweeting, paying homage to their fathers today for the gift of Celtic. I found Celtic myself, as my Da is an old Hun. But he’s MY old Hun, and he’s the best of the lot. And he doesn’t protect statues, so there.
#HappyFathersDay
To everyone, I’m so fucking lucky to still have both my parents. As sad as it is, I’m BACK living with my 79yr old parents. Old dear came in with a bag of pressies, as though I was 11yr old again. Treasure your parents. You only get one go at this life.
Merry Christmas. 💚
Today, we had the difficult task of laying my beautiful wee cousin Katy to rest. First time I’ve been called upon to be a pall bearer and I was so honoured to accept. Still trying to accept she’s no longer with us, but what an amazing turn out. May she rest in eternal peace. 💚
One of my customers I delivered to put a lovely post on social media about me, right after I left her house. Went into work tonight, gaffer thanked me & gave me £20 to spend in the store. So tonight, I’ll be getting 2 bottles of wine, and a piri piri box meal for 2 (for 1). 😁😁
A pal of mine lost his fight against Coronavirus this afternoon. It’s time for the powers-that-be to really clamp down on the arseholes who are flagrantly ignoring the guidelines on social distancing. Folk sunbathing today? Really?! Wankers. 💚🚂🚂
So aye, 40 today. The height of an 11yr old, and the hairline of a 60yr old. My youngest big sister made this masterpiece. 💚 Spoiled rotten.
Family is the best. Top notch. Love to all.
I’m a Tim, my old man isn’t. He’s 78, nearly 79 now, so seeing Scotland in a major finals again was brilliant because we got to experience it together. Something we never thought would happen! Two of us bouncing up when McGregor scored last night, that’ll live with me forever!
How horrific is painting? Only done a ceiling, 2 doors and all the skirting boards this afternoon. Back totally fucked, and mentalists do this for a job! 😩😂😂
Thoroughly overwhelmed with the nice comments & well wishes. No bad for a wee specky hotdog from the promised land of Tyre. Spent the day with my sisters Yorkie glued to me, now I’m going for a couple of pints & Jameson’s. Up the good guys, you’re all magnificent bastards. 💚
@talkSPORT
@trevor8sinclair
Opinions, whether you agree with them or not, are generally encouraged by TalkSport. Why the need to tweet this? Trevor has an opinion, the station clearly has an opinion. So this is not required.
@BroganRoganTrev
@ReadingExplorer
Well put Sir. Similarly John, I’m also not gay. I’m just saddened seeing your tweet. Not sad for you, not by any means, but for the prick blackmailing you. Their life must be so empty that they chose to try and “ruin” yours. Jokes on them, John. Yours just got a whole lot better.
Seriously? Netherlands v Austria, half time analysis, and some burd is asking Kalvin Phillips what he got off the fucking ice cream van.
@BBCSport
are on glue.
@chris_sutton73
Lenny going to appeal the red card, big man? Couldn’t have been a clear goalscoring opportunity, it was only Morelos that young Jeremie fouled!
A year to the day we lost our dear friend Tom McQuade, infamously known as Choo Choo. What a man, what a storyteller. We had some adventures, old pal. Till we meet again. 💚
I can’t stand hospital check ins, the ultimate attention seek. Like my pal
@PureisheragainS
posted earlier though, I feel the need to do this. Unless we vote properly, this sort of thing will be a thing of the past. Hip replaced an hour ago.
#BlessTheNHS
If anyone was at 5pm Mass in St. Joseph’s Blantyre, they may come across a small silver earring bearing a little tree. It’s part of a set my ex & I gave my mum years ago. Not so much monetary, but sentimental value. I really hope it’s recovered. 💚
@DTS0210
Haw, stupid appearance. Celtic are the club most likely to be involved in any “test event”. We have the biggest stadium, therefore more room to allow for social distancing. It’s not that difficult to comprehend.
PS; yer Da wears Castore.
Those who know me, of a personal persuasion anyway, will know I went through a total hip replacement in November. Still in “recovery”, but fucking ecstatic with the mobility I have right now. If you’re unsure - fucking do it! Couldn’t do this 20yrs ago!
#HipReplacement
#BonyLegs
Billy McNeill, sacked twice as Celtic manager. Why is this cunt infallible?
Legend status shouldn’t come into it when making such an important decision.
Today was my Mum’s 80th birthday. My rock. What a woman, been through all my hospital visits, operations, smashed me when required. She’s an absolute diamond. This is us with my Aunt Robina in the middle at the meal today. Cherish your family, always. 💚
I know most folk aren’t meant to enjoy work, but I fucking love driving about in my van in this weather. Incredible stuff, particularly seeing folk with smiles on their faces.
Swear to fuck, my old man is brain damage. Love him dearly, but mental. Racing is on, no hearing aids in so he’s being very shouty. Telling me his thoughts on today. Race on telly, but he’s hit “rewind” on the remote. Daft auld bastard didn’t notice his horse going backwards. 😩
Watching “Inside Central Station” on
@BBCScotland
- brilliant. Big
@plyons45
is a superstar, and so is the young fella there; train daft. Wonderful to see someone so young, but so passionate about something. 💚
How’s your Saturday going folks? 😍😍
Twitter is exceptional today, as is Buckfast & darts! For those in the Blantyre area, Coatshill Spar have bottles aplenty, £7.99. 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼
You fucking dancer. Had hip problems since birth, and numerous operations in Yorkhill up to the age of 14. Just got word of an orthopaedic consultation at the Golden Jubilee next week - hopefully the first step to getting a hip replacement!
#NoMorePain
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I don’t care how effeminate this comes across, but there’s nothing better than coming in after a hard shift, and getting into your jammies.
I think I’m ready for my vagina now.
@CelticFC
Once again, you’ve gambled with with Europe & tried to shove a new signing up our arses. Here’s a thought. Try bringing in a manager with enough time to assemble a squad PRIOR to any qualification matches…
Who did I see the other day, that made roasted cheese but with Branston pickle under the cheese?
Whoever it was, I need to thank you for bringing it into my life. A taste sensation. 😍
Ye see some accounts on here, absolutely desperate for attention. Then when they get it, they fucking moan. Bigger things going on in the world that your thirst for people to fawn over you.
Happy Friday, to all the good cunts.
Right, I admit I struggle with my mental health a fair bit. But, is it ok for folk to crave validation on social media? Example, “3 more followers to 3000”, or “2 more likes to 900 on this tweet Bhoys & Ghirls!! - RT please!!!” I cannot abide this pish. Be who you are. Only you.
@_IbroxLoyal
Mind you said that last year? And the year before that, and the year before that?
And the year before that, Motherwell flung ye aboot like an Auld sock.