Gia Gettys
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Unfortunately this still won’t help me explain to my parents what Tim does
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"I can't believe Nintendo sent one for me personally. I mean, it had
@GameOverGreggy
's name on it, but I know." -
@TimGettys
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I woke up at 6am to hear
@TimGettys
whispering "Fire Starter" repeatedly from behind our closed bedroom door and it was the most disconcerting thing
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In her annual holiday letter to my entire extended family, my grandmother shared that Tim proposed to me at San Quentin prison...
...which is not the case
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Me and friends shopping:
“I think we’re mid-century Scandinavian”
“My house is definitely California boho”
“We’re farmhouse chic”
@TimGettys
and his friends:
“Yo I just got this dope Ninja Turtles poster”
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Packing for a 4-day trip:
10 pairs of underwear
10 pairs of shoes
5 different hair products
A single t shirt that is already sweaty from the plane ride
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Just woke up from my first night in my new apartment. Somehow the PS4 is set up while there remains no clear path to the fridge nor bathroom
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crazy big week for the harris-gettys alliance:
we signed an apartment lease (together!)
&&&
i signed a job contract
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*Tim shushes me while watching tv*
Me: ...well, why are we watching it together if we can’t talk about it together??
Tim: Is that a serious question? We’re 8 minutes into a 25-minute video and we started it 3 days ago.
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The only thing that has been able to distract me from the new rock on my finger is watching
@TheRock
in Fast 7
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.
@TimGettys
is supposed to spend the next 72 hours editing the
#KFGShowcase
Him: I think I’m gonna go shower.
Me: You’re such a procrastinator.
Him: You’re such a procrastiHATER.
Why is he like this?
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How I prepare for having people over:
Sweep and mop every room, change bedding, wipe down all surfaces, get on hands and knees to scrub the crown molding, empty all trash bins
How
@TimGettys
prepares for having people over:
Admires the colors of his game controllers
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Me: So, what ya wanna do for the rest of today?
Tim: Well. It's 6:70.
Me: ...
Tim: ...no, that's not right.
Me: Ok, so no more drinking.
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"I just want you to know..."
@TimGettys
says, looking into my eyes,
"...you're taking home a mess tonight."
*takes tequila shot*
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Me: are we going to tell our future kids that Santa exists?
Tim: I don’t know man, I got a feeling he is gonna get cancelled by then
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Tim has been trying for five years to quarantine me and make me watch Code Geass.
...for the first time, I have nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
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.
@GameOverGreggy
and
@gankstrr
were in my hood and tried to ding-dong ditch me, but I don’t have a doorbell so Gen just stood in front of my house giggling until I came outside and then we went and got cocktails
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there were moments while i was ironing Kinda Funny smilies onto thongs that i thought:
this is my life
these are my choices
#kfl2
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How to get Hot Cheeto dust out of Pomeranian puppy fur?
...asking for a friend
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If you don’t make a Fast and Furious barbecue speech at your surprise engagement party, did it even happen?
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If you don’t plan to do laundry, grocery shop, and clean your apartment, but instead sleep in, watch Westworld and day drink, did you even weekend?
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I’m not saying I have the next Daredevil on my hands,
but post-eye-surgery
@TimGettys
is snoring the loudest snores I’ve ever heard him snore
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.
@TimGettys
is using our 65" tv to play
@CrashBandicoot
while I am resigned to watching
@HouseofCards
on my 12" laptop screen...
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���I watched the Small Soldiers trailer this morning just to feel something” -
@TimGettys
!?!?!?
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Finally a meme I understand
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It’s 4:11am; I stole 30oz of goldfish snacks from the Kinda Funny studio upon my departure
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He’s gonna regret ever calling me this because I’m never going by any other name ever again
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Bitmoji allowing me to live out an important childhood dream
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True story:
@TimGettys
and I just watched our entire 20-minute
#Joshpardy
segment because we drank so much that neither of us could remember who won...
(It was me.)
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Seriously beaming thanks to all of your nice comments, and to those of you who texted me, too
sending sweet nasty love back at each and everyone of you <3
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Early in lockdown I asked the crew to account for how they spent their days
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I so successfully hid
@TimGettys
’ birthday gift while drunk last night that I almost couldn’t find it this morning
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.
@TimGettys
can name all 150 OG Pokémon... but literally couldn't identify the cabbage in his salad last night
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Tim used to buy me secret snacks that he would surprise me with when I needed them the most
Now I buy my own snacks and make him hide them from me because I am a problem
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while the
#KindaHunnies
get ready to record our exclusive GoG,
@KindaFunnyKevin
eats an entire pumpkin pie in the corner
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I often text
@TimGettys
with the classic “You up?”
But it’s not a 3am booty call, just an 11am text to see if he wants anything from the grocery store
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I’ve graduated to having (substantially uninformed) opinions on
@WWE
wrestlers and am officially declaring us a
@KacyCatanzaro
household
#SmallButMighty
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I dropped
@TimGettys
off at work at 10am. When I came to pick him up 3 hours later, he was hammered.
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when you tell your coke-loyal boyfriend that you'd rather die of thirst than drink a pepsi
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One time
@TimGettys
told me that
@KindaCoolGreg
described someone in the following way:
"She reminds me of Gia. She drinks wine all the time, but is never actually drunk. Just really supportive.”
...I’ve never felt more like my own
#goals
.
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Imagine trying to keep a straight face during a Zoom meeting when this little fluff struts into the room
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“You think one day I’ll be the special guest on the bachelor?
And all the contestants are gonna be like “aaahhhhhh!!!”
And the home audience is gonna be like “who?!”
That’s the dream,”
-
@TimGettys
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.
@TimGettys
ran well over a mile today, chasing after a stranger’s dog who had gotten loose.
He’s so noble, so out of shape
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Please watch the
#KindaHunny
GoG Patreon exclusive with a glass of wine or whiskey in hand so you don't judge me for being a shrieky drunk 😬
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Last night,
@TimGettys
tried to get out of doing dishes on A PERMANENT BASIS by claiming his hands are his "money-makers"...
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My sister, from our bathroom: ...is your toilet lit up blue?
Me: ...
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Now that Tim has replaced our TV with a projector, he keeps the room so dark that I’m considering getting a headlamp for snacking purposes
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Giancé bids adieu! Live! On Twitch! Wtf!
Absolutely STOKED to announce that thanks to
@NVIDIAGeForce
, we will be live-streaming GETTYS: Live On Stage, Gia and I's wedding, THIS SATURDAY around 5:30PM PT on !
REMEMBER
#FramesWinGames
<3
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"The Joker. Joffrey. Darth Vader. Those Siamese cats from Lady & the Tramp," replies
@TimGettys
when asked to list his most feared villains.
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me, at 5am: pssst. i love you.
@TimGettys
: i love you so much, between the hours of noon and midnight.
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.
@TimGettys
is heading to the
#NintendoSwitch
event in NY tmrw and I am pregaming my freedom by eating naan in bed while watching West Wing
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You have to understand how hard it was for
@TimGettys
to watch The Bachelorette premier last night, which featured 30 immaculate high-low fades...right after suffering from the worst haircut of his life
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There’s something about magnets I don’t trust. Like no one really quite knows the science behind them. -
@TimGettys
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.
@TimGettys
just told me
@MaximumCortez
was his Pam, and I’ll be honest: it hurts
It hurts
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Big news in the Harris-Gettys Household:
We‘ve decided to switch sides of the bed
If
@TimGettys
wakes up covered in Hot Cheeto dust, and I wake up after 9am in the morning...I guess we’ve successfully Freaky Friday-ed
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To be very clear: this tweet has no bearing on the future of Kinda Funny content and is derived purely from a drunken night out with the ingenious
@joeynoelle
, but how does the community feel about
#TheOfficeInReview
?
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last night i texted
@TimGettys
to say that i saw a raccoon casually strolling down our street and i was just gonna stay in the car with the doors locked until he returned home.... he never responded but he did like each of my tweets in the meantime.
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.
@TimGettys
and I went to a late night Fourth of July dinner by the beach and watched fireworks sparkle over the Pacific Ocean and I felt like I was on a Bachelor date
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Da fuck?
When Tim and Gia have a kid, if it starts doodling on the wall as a toddler or whatever ima sneak in a tag or too, maybe a cutty one by the chimney or something
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this morn
@TimGettys
compared himself to Pablo Picasso as he applied an inordinate amount of hair gel to his head
take that as you will
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.
@Nick_Scarpino
keeps talking about his “plane meat” and though I don’t know what exactly he’s referring to, I’m really hoping I’m not sitting near him on this 4-hour flight
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he won’t brag about it, so i will:
@timgettys
has more twitter followers than Elmo
not as many as Cookie Monster but we're working on it
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.
@TimGettys
just told me he's missing
#BacheloretteMonday
for something called "Sony's E3 Press Conference"
it's painfully clear what his priorities are
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.
@SpiderVerse
was 9.9/10
-.1 because I spilled rosé on
@TimGettys
during it and felt real sorry for a few minutes
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being sick reminds me of the time
@TimGettys
searched YouTube for "how to make soup" cuz "heat. stir occasionally" wasn't enough direction
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Thanks for not dropping me, Best Friends!!!!
.
@TimGettys
and
@GiaTapHarris
crowd surfing to Blue by Eiffel 65 is ULTIMATE
#RELATIONSHIPGOALS
🙌🏼
#KFProm
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Each night I ask
@TimGettys
if he has any secret snacks hidden from me somewhere in a high-up shelf in the hopes that one day he’ll get the hint
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My sister’s boyfriend just asked how Prosecco was doing...
Cc:
@GameOverGreggy
@gankstrr
...he meant Portillo
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We’re in Bali (!!!!) and experiencing things very differently:
On one hand, I feel like I’m on a highly coveted international Bachelor date
...on the other hand,
@TimGettys
keeps talking about some dude named Nathan Drake
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Last night I caught
@TimGettys
using my bath towel to wipe the ice crystals from the outside of an ice cream carton and I’m at a loss for words
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they say opposites attract and i know it's true because
i've never seen
@TimGettys
snack. not one time. not ever.
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if you aren't a patreon supporter, you missed an exclusive tour of the
#KFStudios
bathroom last night jusssss sayin
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